Esraa’s T shirt should say “Cussin’ Crew.”Pardon the double post. Don't smack me, mods!!!
SCENE: AN UNFEASIBLY FAT RETARDED WOMAN SHOVES A BOX AT A SLIGHTLY MORE FEASABLY FAT CHILD SANS HEAD SAT ON A FILTHY FAT OTTOMAN AMONG AN UNFEASIBLY GRIMY CARPET STREWN WITH DEBRIS AND DETRITUS. WITH THE COMBINED BRAIN POWER OF A POTATO BUG AND MINI NERF FOOTBALL THAT'S BEEN GNAWED BY A DOG, NEITHER CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN A PLASTIC BAG ENCASING A TYPHOID UNICORN *AND* BAYBEE FROM COMMUNIST CHINA.
HOLD ON OMAR!!!!!
THEENK YOU COMPANY!!!!!!
This has been your recap. No snouts!!!!
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Come for the ‘tardIMO: It's a combination of the Dunning-Kruger Effect and Amy drinking the American Dream Kool-Aid that says extreme upward social mobility is possible as long as you "want" it enough. She thinks that if she keeps creating, something will stick, and she'll be rich and loved by everyone. Crafts and social media are probably some of the few things she can do that could conceivably lead to something beyond a traditional unskilled minimum wage service job. And she probably can't do most minimum wage service jobs because of her lack of mobility and patience.
She reminds me of a behavioral economics article I read a while ago about the reasons why working-class/middle-class Americans consistently act against their own economic interests. It's because a ridiculous percentage of Americans think they will be millionaires or billionaires and refuse to plan for an average life. She doesn't need to go to beauty school so she can get a job as a nail tech. She's going to be a crafting YouTube influencer and make millions a year!! (A nail tech would probably be her best gig. I can't think of much else she could do.) She probably thinks she'll be slapping her name on craft kits in a lucrative branding deal like that little kid who unboxes toys did.
Does Amy even have a high school diploma? What's her education attainment level? (I'm still making my way through this thread.)
When was the last time you saw a registered dietician. They don't don't do that level of hand holding or guidance anymore...particularly ones that are provided free to those who qualify. Most are into some version of "no food is bad" and "everything in moderation" these days. They are really getting into the intuitive eating model now. Many these days are just using their consults to upsell their own cookbooks, portion plates and supplements. It's a huge con. I've seen many registered dieticians over the last few years and not one has had any kind of meal plan on offer, maybe because individual patient needs (and preferences) are so different. Not everyone that sees a dietician is going for weight control issues. Sometimes they'll help you work out a calorie target if that's what you want, but even that is not a usual scenario these days as it's fraught with other issues like all calories aren't equal. I think the most I ever got was a pretty basic printout of the glycemic index of various foods, which I told the dietician she could keep as in my case glycemic load was the metric I needed to control, plus there were far more comprehensive charts for GI available to print after 5 minutes of googling.From Strorb'ry, who is clearly doing the work of the Lord, on January 7, 2020.
No real professional will say to a 500 lb deathfat, steadily gaining weight, trust your intuition. Eat Taco Bell "in moderation", which to a deathfat means once a day. No, I can't give you a menu or any sort of written guidance. Real RDs have ALL that shit written out, at the ready.
This video was uploaded exactly two weeks before Baby Beatdown 2018, and it's chockablock with classic Amy malaprops.“I’ve been to hell and back trying to share my story with people that [sic] didn’t think I was worthy to be in the position I am today. All that matters is that I am so happy. I feel so complete in life. My husband could not be more amazing. And he shows me what true love is. My children are the apple of my eye. That’s what matters to me. Everything else on the outside? It doesn’t matter anymore.”
From the archives:
My favorite part was where personally contacted Mr Woman Within to be a featured model on their website.
I watched Amy's vlog #65, which starts out with Amy babbling about something in the crapper wagon while we can see Omar Kuklinski in his car seat, staring evily at the camera as he grins watching himself, as he tilts his full bottle of orange fluid, slowly onto the floor, then in the next scene Amy explains that Omar Kuklinski dumped his entire bottle of orange juice into his cup holder then somehow he did something (I dozed off)that caused the entire crapper wagon to be covered from floor to ceiling in juice. Godspeed OmarOh honey, I’m certain that by the end of day one in the Ramadan House of Horrors, Omar BTK already had cut the asses off them. They never made it to a wash. They got maimed.
The polyester pustule on her head, though. It's like... you know how when you put something on your cat's head, and he tries to look up to see what's on his head, but he can't see what's on his head because he's a cat and he's stupid? It's like that.I watched Amy's vlog #65, which starts out with Amy babbling about something in the crapper wagon while we can see Omar Kuklinski in his car seat, staring evily at the camera as he grins watching himself, as he tilts his full bottle of orange fluid, slowly onto the floor, then in the next scene Amy explains that Omar Kuklinski dumped his entire bottle of orange juice into his cup holder then somehow he did something (I dozed off)that caused the entire crapper wagon to be covered from floor to ceiling in juice. Godspeed Omar