Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Subcultured / Warski Live / The Warski Show - Former bloodsports star; trigger happy cokehead; now streams to hundreds via Chinese spyware

goku123

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He's never moving. He still says he has to do his taxes before he can leave even though taxes are due on April 30th in Canada with most people being done and having received rebates by now. Something else he said he needed money from the fans so he could apply for his citizenship (parents are Portumuts). Considering that isn't even done and he's talked about moving for nearly two years now he is probably never going. His sister isn't going to put up with his shit either like his Mother and Father do. He'll be running out of his office to scream and yell at his sister and her kid for BEING TOO FUCKING LOUD, I'M WORKING! GAWD! as he does to his Mother and Father currently while he's the one taking over his mothers office.

Does Warski really plan to move Morgan Cain, whose only life experience is a fired chick fil A employee into his sisters and start pumping out "white" babies left and right? One would think the trad caths would want to have their own home and not be bumming off family. Andy goes on and on about how cheap Portugal is so why the fuck isn't he planning on buying a place? If it's really as cheap as he says it is he should be able to put a down payment on a cozy little place for him and Morgan no problem but part of me thinks all of the money he's been making is going to drugs, booze, uber eats and other meaningless junk. There should be zero talk about moving in with his sister for the long term as he has been.

Anyone want to guess how long it'll take for his sister to kick him out if he ever does move? The moment he starts bitching at her kid to s s s shut the fuck up, I'm getting drunk and high working you little fag muncher will be the catalyst that leads to the Italian invasion up Warski's ass out the door. (Get it, Italy is shaped like a boot?)
i think i figured something out from that large info dump. andy is a coke fiend supposedly, and portugal a few years ago decriminalized drug usage. that means as long as he carries below a certain amount, he won't have to worry about getting arrested for it.
 

RickestRickCriminal

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The first bit of the show was about the Josh Vs. Josh Vs. Josh in Nebraska, and a homeless getting shot dead.

TL;DR: They are watching Google Images results about "happy white women", "happy Israeli women", "military Israeli women" and "happy redhead women".
  • They are upset that black people appear in the "happy white women".
  • They say the "happy Israeli women" searches are fine.
  • Lust over "military Israeli women",
  • Proceed to call Bing based because no black people appear.
  • Say "happy redhead women" is fine.
  • Search "assigned male comics" and somehow their commentary is more cringe.
  • A donor is getting laid today, props to you. Still a disgusting paypig.
  • They derailed the stream about the cat.
  • Andy proceeds to kiss the cat, tard scream about someone getting laid again.
  • Cat got scared and they are phoning Andy. (WTF !?)
  • Read superberries a-la West Memphis style.
  • Andy screams that 2 paypigs hooked up to have sex with such classics as "The Bitter Blackpill", "Zelda Conspiracy" and "Nick-or-Treat". Weird kink, nonetheless.
  • Andy is the (un)official help support of Odysee. Watch out, a-logs. Time to count Tardski's monopoly money(s).
  • Andy tries to salvage the grift and go back to "assigned male comics".
  • Is a troon that got caught drawing cub porn shiting on diapers getting fucked. The drawings are from tracing real children.
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  • Andy claims that the daughter of the plants guy from Goosebumps sucked his dick. Bold from you Andy, claiming you will take care of your children. Props to you if you don't go the way of da gunt.
  • Proceeds to say the troon's girl friend looks like his school bully. COPE !
  • [Insert Kyla transition joke]
 

Ralphamale

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i think i figured something out from that large info dump. andy is a coke fiend supposedly, and portugal a few years ago decriminalized drug usage. that means as long as he carries below a certain amount, he won't have to worry about getting arrested for it.
His cocaine usage is going to spike if he does wind up moving. It's even cheaper there so if he didn't know already he knows now and wants to move badly. Maybe that's the kicker he really needs to move. Warski you hear that, cocaine is cheap there, cocaína é barata! cocaína é barata!

@RickestRickCriminal that recap is horrific.
 
His cocaine usage is going to spike if he does wind up moving. It's even cheaper there so if he didn't know already he knows now and wants to move badly. Maybe that's the kicker he really needs to move. Warski you hear that, cocaine is cheap there, cocaína é barata! cocaína é barata!

@RickestRickCriminal that recap is horrific.
I doubt that cocaine is cheaper on an island in the middle of the Atlantic. An island that probably doesn’t even have a McDonalds for Tardski to UberEats from.
 

Ralphamale

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I doubt that cocaine is cheaper on an island in the middle of the Atlantic. An island that probably doesn’t even have a McDonalds for Tardski to UberEats from.
Richard's got ya.
This is a special island, it's the stop off point between South America and London England (biggest cocaine hub in Europe).
Looking at crime reports for the island it appears cocaine trafficking is pretty huge on this island. Lots is brought over from colombia to the island prior to being repackaged and shipped off to the EU. Warski is going to get nose candy for a better price than Canada, where most of the stuff he gets contains amounts of powdered bleach.
 

RichardRApe

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Richard's got ya.

Looking at crime reports for the island it appears cocaine trafficking is pretty huge on this island. Lots is brought over from colombia to the island prior to being repackaged and shipped off to the EU. Warski is going to get nose candy for a better price than Canada, where most of the stuff he gets contains amounts of powdered bleach.
It'll be that fish scale, 99% pure shit when it lands on the island at insanely cheap prices. Cocaine in Canada gets handled and cut 100 times before it's cut up again for retail.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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His sister isn't going to put up with his shit either like his Mother and Father do.
To add to this, he gets fucked up with his dad and his mom just turns a blind eye to the bullshit her husband and son do without complaint. He doesn't really have to straighten himself up in this regard because his parents enable all of his shitty behaviors in one way or another. Why pass that up for living in Portugal and having to be, you know, an actual adult? Andy's arrested development is his greatest strength and weakness. He can act like a retard because the people around him let him. I can't say so much would be the same if he lived with Carrie.
 
To add to this, he gets fucked up with his dad and his mom just turns a blind eye to the bullshit her husband and son do without complaint. He doesn't really have to straighten himself up in this regard because his parents enable all of his shitty behaviors in one way or another. Why pass that up for living in Portugal and having to be, you know, an actual adult? Andy's arrested development is his greatest strength and weakness. He can act like a retard because the people around him let him. I can't say so much would be the same if he lived with Carrie.
Can someone edit the poster for the Matthew mcconaghey movie “Failure to launch” with Warskis head on it.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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I haven't watched this show a single time since I quit doing heroin 5 months ago. That should explain a lot about their audience. Imagine being sober and trying to listen to Kyler.
If you had ever listened to BoneZone before he piggybacked onto Andy then you might change your mind about quitting smack.
 

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If you had ever listened to BoneZone before he piggybacked onto Andy then you might change your mind about quitting smack.
I 100% remember this paypig loser trying to get clout way back in the olden days before he made his stupid BoneZone shit. Hated him as a caller, never watched his show. He's doing the same bullshit in the IP2 community that he was doing in Ralphs community trying to figure out how to dig his garbage show out of the dumpster. Never liked this obvious leech.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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I 100% remember this paypig loser trying to get clout way back in the olden days before he made his stupid BoneZone shit. Hated him as a caller, never watched his show. He's doing the same bullshit in the IP2 community that he was doing in Ralphs community trying to figure out how to dig his garbage show out of the dumpster. Never liked this obvious leech.
I remember he was involved in that crowd of no-name callers that orbited some of Tonka's crowd. Those shows were always shit and people would try to act like hard asses and talk over one another. I wish I knew the one guy's name because he was one of the most insufferable pricks that hung around Optic and Jokah, both of whom are massive faggots. Same with Davis, even though he recently came out saying that the Dead Air Injun has 3 kids and refuses to pay child support along with he was trying to set up the Warski fight so Andy would win but it'd be some gay wrestling thing instead of a real MMA match.
 

DonDaLemon

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I 100% remember this paypig loser trying to get clout way back in the olden days before he made his stupid BoneZone shit. Hated him as a caller, never watched his show. He's doing the same bullshit in the IP2 community that he was doing in Ralphs community trying to figure out how to dig his garbage show out of the dumpster. Never liked this obvious leech.
What an awful grifter. You'd think someone would have to laugh at a joke or two before you start your own "show". The only thing i remember about bone zone was his cringy xanyberries to ralph every night.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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ralph is an enigma of a human being. personality wise, he's a wigger who doesn't think through any of his actions
physically wise, he's closer to a walrus then he is a human being. sriously a human being is not supposed to look like that. only difference is a walrus is actually very strong.
ralphs like this paradox where he has this thing he does, he acts really stupid but should know better
he kinda looks like a fat bonobo but i mean, freal a guy dont do that irl. being that fat should be weird or somethin. he kinda looks like a penguin i mean have you ever seen batman 2...?
 

Geekthulhu

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he was trying to set up the Warski fight so Andy would win but it'd be some gay wrestling thing instead of a real MMA match.
Actually it was reversed. Ace Haven. The owner of ProSouth was trying to set up a fake match and Tonka was going to win. I'm sure this was a brainchild of Tonka's in order to get some respect back. Andy was supposed to take an L. Needless to say. That offer was declined at the time.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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Actually it was reversed. Ace Haven. The owner of ProSouth was trying to set up a fake match and Tonka was going to win. I'm sure this was a brainchild of Tonka's in order to get some respect back. Andy was supposed to take an L. Needless to say. That offer was declined at the time.
That's fair. I was going off of what I thought Davis said but he's hard to follow.

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Sorry for the doublepost, mods, but as per my understanding @Geekthulhu, Tonka didn't want to give his real name because that would put him on the IRS's radar and Alabama would come after him for child support. At least that's the reason Davis gave. Any insight to that?
 
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