True & Honest Fan
Misty has a lawyer in the sense that she has a lawyer's business card.Yes, this. I think it’s purely an intimidation tactic and I highly doubt these fucktards have a lawyer on retainer. Maybe I’m wrong but no respectable attorney would represent these bumfucks anyway.
Years ago, when she was fucking the pedo, she needed a lawyer for some reason (perhaps to keep custody of her kids after the pedo she was fucking got caught for being a pedo) and so now she knows the name of a lawyer who represented her once.
That's it. That's the whole situation type deal. These people think that lawyers are like doctors and once you have one, they keep your file handy for whenever you need to stop back in and get some lawyerin' done.