Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat drunk who posed in a bikini in Times Square, pissed away countless opportunities, Queen of Consooming

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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The Austin vintage market is pretty terrific— and very competitive pl: used to be a vendor/buyer. Most of the better vendors wouldn’t need to give anything away since anything unsold in the store can just be offered on Etsy or eBay. I think she’s just going to go straight for the prefab Joybird/Wayfair stuff as you mentioned.

Vintage dealers always end up with boxes of junk because they buy at auctions and estate sales - stuff that’s not even worth the effort of listing online. Esp because dealers buy box lots to get one or two items they really want, and then are stuck with the rest of the stuff in the lot. This is the level of Knick knacks I’m talking about, stuff they’d probably just trash in a month or two but will palm off on an idiot like Anna for a mention. (I’m sure Anna would aim for their higher ticket items but get shot down.)

Nobody gives Anna anything worth a damn - that includes the mega corporations. They pay far more for advertising their shitty products than making them. Giving Anna free crap is a good trade off. Give her one poorly made chair that cost them $20 and get 10 fatties to buy the same chair at $350. Works the same way as the hideous sweat shop clothes she hawks.

Anna is a perfect stereotype for dumb consumers. Everything about her taste and style revolves around bad IG fueled trends.
 

CandiJuicesBearClaws

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She doesn’t even look happy. She looks like she had to do a lot of mental gymnastics to deny and justify how much time and effort it took her to get into that position and it appears she’s seated on a pillow on top of the seat cushion. She doesn’t look comfortable. Anna isn’t stupid. In fact, I think she’s probably of above average intelligence, but it’s almost like she’s looking at herself thinking that this is a situation too difficult to undo and that she isn’t worth trying. I’m no Anna fan and she’s personally been shitty to me but that’s a real tragedy of a picture.
Elaborate..."personally been shitty to me"
 

Refrigerator Poet

Jesus wouldn’t spam your live
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"You’re going to fail. You’re going to screw up, get things wrong, and totally botch some things. You’re going to regret decisions, question your choices and struggle with the results of your actions. This is part of life and the most important thing I’ve learned is that these failures are a necessary part of success. With each tumble, we learn- about ourselves, about life, and about others. These failures make us stronger, wiser and more resilient. It’s because of this I fail all the time, shamelessly. Because I believe very deeply that those failures led me to where I am now. I could choose to avoid failure, but I’d also also be choosing to avoid success. "

She actually tagged her photographer.
It's a wedding photographer.
I think she thinks this is a “Mexican” look.
 

Thenativetexan

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Elaborate..."personally been shitty to me"
I’ve mentioned it here before. I made a very casual, non-offensive comment on her IG once. I don’t remember the exact comment but it had something to do with a rare food picture she had posted and I had asked about making it. No snark intended whatsoever. She sent me a rude DM about how she doesn’t have to justify anything she does so I’m not sure how she misconstrued a genuine question but…. then she blocked me before I could ask. Or maybe her thigh blocked me on accident.
 

GenociderSyo

Syo
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Shes finding packing hard so shes gonna insta us all a story to procrastinate. (She has 9 days now to get out.)
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bloomingcactus

Pointy side up!
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After looking at Tess and then going straight to Anna it's remarkable how ugly Anna is.

They're both ugly on the inside but Tess at least use to have a pretty face. It makes me wonder if Anna didn't have such a freak deformity if she'd be as popular as she is on Tiktoc.

Popular because she's willing to make an ass out of herself. Over compensating for being ridiculed her entire life by being the clown."Hah look at me now, go fuck yourselves haters." It's fascinating to watch, similar to when you drive past a car crash. At least Anna doesn't claim to have anorexia.

And fuck the pronouns in bio. I hate that shit.
 

ShortPoppy

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That poor teenage girl. She just wanted to have her photos taken, but got barged in on by 2 loudmouthed obese women ogling and braying and catcalling at her for their TikTok "female empowerment" porn. And then Anna goes to virtue signal about what a champion she is for harrassing a stranger, a child no less.
And god damn I hate her constant gesticulating. All that emphatic hand-waving and pinching-the-air in the manner of serious public speakers when they're on stage articulating or explaining an important point. I don't care for her important points about patronising 'hyping up' random women you meet in public, but she does it in just about all her videos while talking about the most trivial personal shit. It's so petty of me but I wish she'd stop it.
 
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What I love about this photo is not just Anna’s little PSA about adult women pumping up young girls (dumb and annoying) but if you look at the picture closely, the girl and Anna’s friend are looking over at what I assume is the person there to photograph the girl; Anna, on the other hand, is looking at her own photographer (or set up camera) because she is so self obsessed.
 

Thomas Eugene Paris

Sexy, in a Howdy Doody sort of way.
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I CANT GET OVER HOW FREAKING HUGE HUGE HUUUUUUUGE THIS WOMAN IS. Self love is lovely, but if you really 'love' yourself, you would not want it to be this death fat. You would love yourself and want yourself to be healthy. Who the hell?? What the hell??? How the hell does a person THINK THIS IS OK?? AND THINK POSING IN A BIKINI IS A GOOD THING?? I would be mortified and shamed. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER THIGHS!!!View attachment 2160863
It's mind-blowing that underneath all that is a normal skeleton.
 

Shiksa Siren

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That poor teenage girl. She just wanted to have her photos taken, but got barged in on by 2 loudmouthed obese women ogling and braying and catcalling at her for their TikTok "female empowerment" porn. And then Anna goes to virtue signal about what a champion she is for harrassing a stranger, a child no less.
And god damn I hate her constant gesticulating. All that emphatic hand-waving and pinching-the-air in the manner of serious public speakers when they're on stage articulating or explaining an important point. I don't care for her important points about patronising 'hyping up' random women you meet in public, but she does it in just about all her videos while talking about the most trivial personal shit. It's so petty of me but I wish she'd stop it.

Meh, I'm holding off any sympathy for that young girl. She has one of the most unfortunate fat bodies where all that extra weight is carried in their midsection. She's only hanging out with Anna for the same reason any female ever has: She wants to look thinner in comparison. I think there's a slang term for it, "Fat Girl Friend"? I've skimmed through her social media and she looks the best in the photos where Anna's deformed girth makes her look thinner. Unfortunately for her, if she's going to continue to hang out with bigger fatties in order to look better, she's going to eventually become their size due to the desensitization to that huge body size and encouraged poor dietary choices.
 

lonelygorl15

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Her new barnacle looks tall, like at least 5'10 like Anna claims. They're both wearing shoes with some height; Anna in a wedge sandal and smallfat in a short chunky heel. But she looks a couple inches taller than Anna. That pink jumpsuit is absolutely hideous but I will say this about the new girl: she has a gorgeous face and stunning smile. If she does something about that barrel shaped body and distances herself from fAtFoLx like Anna she might have a real chance at modeling for JCPenney or Kohls.

You can see Anna's rotten, brown, and missing tooth/teeth from a good distance, jfc.
 

Little Dark Age

Lolzymandias, colossal wreck
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What I love about this photo is not just Anna’s little PSA about adult women pumping up young girls (dumb and annoying) but if you look at the picture closely, the girl and Anna’s friend are looking over at what I assume is the person there to photograph the girl; Anna, on the other hand, is looking at her own photographer (or set up camera) because she is so self obsessed.

Maybe I'm seeing things, but are we sure the blonde isn't Corey Maison? The photo being posted with the "pronouns in bio!" thing and the resemblance is making me thunkful. Sorry if this is retarded but I cannot stomach watching the videos to investigate
 

TurdFondler

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Anna is perpetually stuck in her early 20s holy shit. That time when everything is kind of new and exciting and you finally have the freedom to do what you want. She's chasing that high. New everything all the time. There can't be a single moment she's left alone with her thoughts, stuck in quiet contemplation. The new house high wore off so now she's gotta go on a trip again.

My armchair diagnoses is that she's self medicating her anxiety with novelty, at least that way she can always channel her anxiousness into getting ready for something new.
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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It's not Lane Bryant's fault that Anna looks like a sideshow attraction. She should be grateful that LB has been around for decades to clothe her weird body and will probably outlast most of the trendy fat girl shops.

Lmaooo, Anna Dimples vs. LB model:
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Given the way everything fits her, she should be grateful she can still squeeze her fat self into Lane Bryant at all. By all rights, she should be doing hauls from Woman Within by now.
 

GenociderSyo

Syo
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She had that road trip planned for some time she posted back in april about it.
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"I wore this look in a reel and I swear I have never ever had people be so excited about a pair of jeans in my entire time as a creator. Even more shocking is that they are from a brand I wrote off- @lanebryant. Apparently something changed in their design team because some of their new pieces and pretty freaking amazing. We love when a brand evolves to create more options, don’t we?

Ps linking the jeans in my stories for easy shopping ✌🏻"

Jeans $80

One again she tags that wedding photographer.

They must be so happy she is gone:

 
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