Words of truth are not pleasing.
True & Honest Fan
Snacky, your gender is fat. Your pronouns are fat/fat/fat; that's why it's impossible to misgender you. Your shapeshifting is limited to your monthly weight gain. Your gender cannnot be captured because there is a lack of elephant tranquilizer due to disruptions in supply chains because of the pandemic. Finally, far from being inscrutable, your gender at any time is accessible and discernable through food.