Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Tolkien: The smallest person can make a difference; friendship and fellowship are valuable beyond wealth; natural resources are worth protecting.

Most importantly perhaps, evil cannot create its own things, it can only twist that which is good toward evil ends.

Bob sure doesn't create anything that isn't hugely derivative.
Eh, Bob doesn't have the abs to be Morgoth.
 
I've burnt my hand one to many a time to get really hyped for a movie but I really want the Joker to be enjoyable just to have something else to laugh at Bobbyboi for.
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I brought this up because I could've sworn that I've seen Bob use the phrase "douche bros" before. But after a quick search it seems he's only said it twice with the last one being in 2015. I bring that up because just clicking on it and reading through it was a joy. I hope to bring a spark of joy in this dark horrid world due to ZOMG DA FIRMS GAWT DAHXXXXED and Bob STILL won't talk about his biggest fans! One day, Bob-pai, you will screw up and notice us.

This is all from the same chain fyi
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We can see the influence of Bing-Bing Wa-hoo on Bob's life.

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To help keep up with his ballooning PBR expenses Bob's gonna start moonlighting as an accountant. He know's what's up.

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And follow that up with...
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Which of course is a question Bob cannot/will not answer because he learned from his Magneto vid to not say "I should".
Bob Chipman, I'm fairly certain that you'll be reading this at some point. I'm around 80-85% sure you've got Boulder King levels of Google alerts based on the complete randos you tweet about that comment about you on Twitter who you do not follow and do not tag you. I wanna stop you and answer the following: Why do we go digging through you're history and chronicle every dumb thing you say as you've complained about before? Well, for one, it's funny because you're ridiculous, and, two, to show that you have not changed at all for the better part of a decade. You are a fascinating rolly-polly ball of perpetual hate who is WAY too confident in his "abilities". You're like a modern day greek tragedy, a brilliant warning to future generations about the dangers of doing the Dew and huffing farts.
All things considered I will keep this as my head cannon on this epic saga, tho Im intriged on why his caloric highness hasnt engaged on any actual capacity. I want that so bad.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

True & Honest Fan
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I only read the Hobbit, but wasn't Tom Bombadil a person that was happy and not full of hate?
Yes, he was. Singing all the time, helping out the hobbits when they were in need without thought of recompense, and he wouldn't even kill Old Man Willow despite the latter being an evil tree with a murderous hatred of all that goes on two legs. Tom Bob-adil, on the other hand, would set Old Man Willow on fire unless he swore his allegiance to the cult of Social Justice, and would just sneer as the hobbits (obsolete white males!) got eaten. Goldberry, the River King's Daughter, on the other hand, would be on guard at all times while bathing in the river, lest Bobadil try something inappropriate. Fortunately, Bobadil rarely ventures outside his filthy and dilapidated cottage, and his loud wheezing ensures that he can be heard from a safe distance. Also, where Tom Bombadil caused the plot to come to a dead stop for pages and pages of singing and poetry, Bobadil would do the same for a rant about Batman vs. Superman. His dress sense wouldn't be any better either. So some things would be basically unchanged.
 

Arthur Morgan

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Lord of the Rings as told by Bob would be bad.
He'd just remake the movies with some changes after referencing the wikipedia article since he's never read the books. Aragorn would probably be played by Anne Hathaway. But still makes out with an elf chick.

I remember him and Nash tweeting at each other about how movies were superior to books without exception, did anyone screenshot that?
 

Rei is shit

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FUCK POOR PEOPLE yet again
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Superiority is drinking in a suburban boomer bar on a tuesday
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board game sperging
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He must try to have the worst taste in everything
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Bob Chipman, I'm fairly certain that you'll be reading this at some point.
Pretty sure he does. He hasn't said "submental" since I pointed out that he doesn't know what it means. He used to love that insult.
 

Cleric of Autism

My god Autismo demands I preach to you
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FUCK POOR PEOPLE yet again
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Superiority is drinking in a suburban boomer bar on a tuesday
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board game sperging
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He must try to have the worst taste in everything
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Pretty sure he does. He hasn't said "submental" since I pointed out that he doesn't know what it means. He used to love that insult.
I do not believe for one minute this fat fuck has ever eaten, let alone peeled an orange.

Also on the monopoly thing, no one who actually plays board games give a single fuck about yet another monopoly variant
 

Ralph Barnhardt

I tried that once...it was alright I guess.
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so the closest blob has come to having a sex life is eating fruit?
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Worse, he was told how to peel an orange by a totally real lesbian friend who you guys never met because she had to fly back to Canada for an emergency. Her mom came down with an infected labia due to progressive lesbianism or something. It’s all very technical and your feeble minds cannot understand it. Now thanks to Drumpf she can’t get back in the country which is why you can’t meet her.

I get the feeling that Bob walked away from this r/thathappened experience in his one semester of college thinking to himself “ Did I just score?” and not even his own brother had the heart to tell him no.
 
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DK 699

Guest
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Worse, he was told how to peel an orange by a totally real lesbian friend who you guys never met because she had to fly back to Canada for an emergency. Her mom came down with an infected labia due to progressive lesbianism or something. It’s all very technical and your feeble minds cannot understand it. Now thanks to Drumpf she can’t get back in the country which is why you can’t meet her.

I get the feeling that Bob walked away from this r/thathappened experience in his one semester of college thinking to himself “ Did I just score?” and not even his own brother had the heart to tell him no.
What a shame. I would have loved to meet this 'Alberta Einstein'.
 

Jan_Hus

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
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I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited
 

LordofCringe7206

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I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited
He's a sociopath. And a sadist. That's why he hates his fellow man.
 

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