Careercow Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!

How will MovieBob react to Captain Marvel's Release?

  • Boycott it until #JamesGunnRehired

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • Burn his screener copy on camera to protest James Gunn's firing

    Votes: 1 0.9%
  • See it once in theaters

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • See it twice in theaters because he wants to "appreciate Brie's acting".

    Votes: 18 15.8%
  • See it multiple times in theaters then declare it that year's Oscar winner

    Votes: 34 29.8%
  • The above but also declare it a new era in cinema and the cure for his diabetes

    Votes: 47 41.2%
  • Islamic Content (Elaborate in as much graphic detail as humanly possible)

    Votes: 6 5.3%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .

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DESTROY US ALL!
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This is probably my favourite version of the Mario costume:
While I don't think or agree with the idea that Bob is a Nazi (because it imply that Bob has a consistent ideology), it represents his ideas better than the plain Mario costume.

On another note Bob's Tulsi derangement syndrome continues.
It's blatantly obvious that Bob's hate-boner for Tulsi spawns from the fact she attacked Hillary, who he has an actual boner for.
Tulsi is everything that Bob isn’t and hates:
  • Served in the military.
  • Has a career.
  • Willing to serve for all people, even those that disagree with her.
 

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Served in the military.
Bob, hates people who served in the military because they get all this *undeserved* respect for things that are nothing in comparison to what he has been through. How many active military personnel served in the 90's console war, something that a strong, brave man like Bob considers to be comparable to Vietnam. Or have survived conditions/ environments as harsh as his flooded basement.
 
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Force and Character

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Bob, hates people who served in the military because they get all this *undeserved* respect for things that are nothing in comparison to what he has been through. How many active military personnel served in the 90's console war, something that a strong, brave man like Bob considers to be comparable to Vietnam. Or have survived conditions/ environments has harsh as his flooded basement.
To be fair, surviving in Bob's basement would be a feat of incredible endurance for the average human being.
 

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Haven't really been keeping up with the Democratic nominees for a while now,
does Bob just hate Tulsi for serving in the military or was there something she said/done recently that got his blood boiling.
 
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The one with no body!
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Haven't really been keeping up with the Democratic nominees for a while now,
does Bob just hate Tulsi for serving in the military or was there something she said/done recently that got his blood boiling.
She fired back at Hillary Clinton, calling her the "queen of warmongers", after the latter falsely claimed Tulsi is a Russian asset.
 

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Haven't really been keeping up with the Democratic nominees for a while now,
does Bob just hate Tulsi for serving in the military or was there something she said/done recently that got his blood boiling.
yeah, it's called not being Hillary Clinton. He hated Tulsi long before this latest twitter spat about Clinton calling Tulsi a russian bot plant.
 

instythot

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To be honest, I think Bob also hates Tulsi because she’s more athletically fit than his lazy fat ass.

It’s not hard to figure out who’d win in a fight from the two.
Nah. Bob likes the idea of a woman putting him in his place through physical means. He probably rubs it raw imagining how Tulsi follows through in his "if I had a chance to say it to her face" fantasies
 

Sissy Galvez

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Isn’t it telling that Blob hates any woman who doesn’t agree with his world view 100%? Blob is a classic incel case hiding behind the male feminist cloak.

He’s itching to find one flaw or point of disagreement with a woman so he can vehemently trash them on twitter all because he can’t find a woman to lift his fupa and touch his penis.
 

BR55

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It's so pathetic to have a slavish devotion to a shitty politician like Hillary Clinton, who will abandon or champion absolutely any position as long as she thinks it will get her into power.
But Queen Hillary would have given Bob a home on Mars away from the Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls, all the Moon Wheat he could shove down his gullet and would have made every single problem and flaw in his life go away.
This is what Bob actually believes a Hillary Presidency would have resulted in.
But really Bob probably sees a kindred spirt in HRC.
Brilliant but tormented saviors unfairly martyred by the cowardly and idiotic "common man" in his delusional mind.
Sociopathic, but thankfully incompetent, megalomanic's who care only for themselves and their twisted "vision" for humanity in reality.
Hillary is what Bob sees when he looks in the mirror.
Which is hilarious, pathetic and scary all at the same time.
 
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Haven't really been keeping up with the Democratic nominees for a while now,
does Bob just hate Tulsi for serving in the military or was there something she said/done recently that got his blood boiling.
yeah, it's called not being Hillary Clinton. He hated Tulsi long before this latest twitter spat about Clinton calling Tulsi a russian bot plant.
On top of not putting up with Hillary's bullshit, Tulsi has criticized her fellow Democrats for being suppressive of free speech and has reached out across party lines to working class, pro-free expression, and anti-war Republicans and centrists, which is the exact opposite direction Bob "Gas the Deplorables" Chipman wants the Democratic Party to go in.
 

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It's so pathetic to have a slavish devotion to a shitty politician like Hillary Clinton, who will abandon or champion absolutely any position as long as she thinks it will get her into power.
That's why Bob likes Hillary
because she is the closest to his moral compass you can get without being full Bob tier exceptional
 

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