Amberlynn doesn't even wear makeup unless she's going out in public to forage for food. We're subjected to her jaundiced face and greasy hair for most vlogs. Also, the shirt she is wearing is so fugly.. that see-through part looks so out of place compared to the print. Why is she even trying to wear something like that? No one wants to see your udders.
BOXYCHARM & BIRCHBOX UNBOXING SEPTEMBER 2019 - 9/10/2019 (Day 84 of this 100-Day Nightmare) Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- Oh boy! We're back to multiple vlogs being filmed on the same day! Get ready for the return of Timeline Chasing!
- Claims ALL of these makeup subscription boxes were HIGHLY REQUESTED.
BOXYCHARM HAUL(Does anyone really care about colors and brand names and shit? Cuz I don't.):
- Eye kit (vegan, so she plans to eat it?)
- Eyeshadow palette
- Recovery Sleeping Mask goop
- Liquid eyeliner
- Eyebrow pen
- A bag. It says "all the things".
- A box.
- Stickers. (ToddlerLynn is in full force today.)
- Prep-n-go cloths (2)
- Beauty blender pad
- Eyebrow gel
- Bubblewrap antics at 3:00 in. Shocking she didn't film a separate 10-minute "ASMR" video of it.
- She loves glittery shit. No fucking duh.
- She is not good at doing her eyebrows (or anything in general, really).
- Hair products she will admittedly not really be using because her hair is either up, or down, and she gives zero shits about it in either fashion.
NO COMMENT OF THE DAY - because that was in her OTHER video she filmed yesterday!
TL;DR: Unless you actually give a shit about makeup/beauty products that our non-guru gorl will certainly not be using beyond shitty for-profit makeup videos, SKIP!
Is it just me or was Big Al being exceptionally annoying in this vid?
The noises...the faces....the stupid
I dunno, I think I'm reaching my limits with this fat fuck. How does someone manage to be so annoying AND so boring at the same time????