BOXYCHARM & BIRCHBOX UNBOXING SEPTEMBER 2019 - 9/10/2019 - Day 84 of 100

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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Makeup snob reply but if she was proud of that pathetic collection the other day and saw it as flexing, she's not really paying attention to her favorite YouTube beauty gurus. Plus she has learned zero skills but then again she doesn't even have a human head to work with.
Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.
 

Whale Lake 2

Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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The mortician will want to use makeup that makes her look alive. I doubt anything in her clear pouch of sadness and ten year old eye shadow will do the trick.
The mortician will probably to the same thing that Bruce Willis did in Death Becomes Her: industrial spray paint.


Pretty sure she doesn't even know how to use the basic brushes, or have any primer.
She never learnt anything about make-up, even if her entire life seems to be spent either eating or watching beauty gurus. Remember when she put eyeshadow over the eyeliner?
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

True & Honest Fan
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Not great at makeup, but the brush doesn't know. Would it make a huge difference?
For the blush brush Amberlynn has, yes. The bristles of a typical blush brush are too long and not dense enough to apply or blend a liquid product effectively and evenly. (It's also too small in size overall to be practical for applying product all over the face.) Trying to use that kind of brush for that purpose could be described as... floppy? Or simply retar.ded.

I'll link a vid if I can find one easily. She has several.
 

amberLAH

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The bristles of a typical blush brush are too long and not dense enough to apply or blend a liquid product effectively and evenly. (It's also too small in size overall to be practical for applying product all over the face.)
To add to this, cleaning caked liquid product out of a brush like that is a nightmare. She also lacks application/brush techniques which can leave track lines from the long bristles.

Basically, there is a reason that there are brushes designed for certain areas of the face and product types. You don’t need a hundred products and brushes to do great makeup, really. Just basic knowledge and a little practice.
 

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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She has two beauty blenders now, which really are worth the hype. Using a brush instead of a blender is the way to go,and I'd like to see her bounce that thing all over her enormous face and watch the flubber fly. She probably doesn't know you use it damp though, so it'll eat her product, which is fitting.
 

ALRisAnnoying

I’m a dainty gorl in a dainty world
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I could be wrong, but I think it’s pronounced or-EE-bay.

Watching her pretend to be excited for things she’ll never wear to places she never goes is depressing.
 
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