Orbiter Brandon Lee Cole / superblindman - Will never see the errors of Phil's ways

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Full Race Replay

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Brandon is one of DSP's biggest fans. He has been a paying subscriber on twitch from before Phil left twitch for youtube before Phil left youtube for twitch before Phil recently left twitch for youtube. Despite this, he is himself potential lolcow material due to his entitlement and propping himself up as a "videogame accessibility consultant" for recent games like Last of us two, which is the kind of game which is best known for accessibility features. His bio on twitter currently reads "Award winning blind accessibility advocate and consultant in video games, working to establish the principle that the blind are gamers too."

If you wish to experience what it is like to be an inmate at Guantanamo Bay, you can find his streams on twitch here.

Here is a quick sampling of his video game skills from his most recent twitch clips:


Brandon thinks that he is an accessibility ambassador to the video game community. Here is a sampling of his style of review, for one of Phil's favorites:
Bugsnax: It’s Not Our Snacktime Just Yet: An Accessibility Review (archive)
Bugsnax is adorable. Before everything else, I just need you to know that Bugsnax is adorable. OK, now we can move on. It’s not playable by the blind. This is unfortunate, but it does have some neat aspects we can still discuss now. This will be a short review, as none of these things were specifically put into the game for the blind, but let’s get to it.

First, I have to mention the 3D audio. The big question my podcast cohost Stirlock and I had about Bugsnax is whether it would make use of the 3D audio tech for the positions of our little friends. In fact, the answer is yes. However, this is surprisingly unhelpful, as the method of capturing Bugsnax involves placing a trap on their traversal path, which becomes visible after scanning them, and having them stumble into it, then collecting said trap before they escape. Here’s the funny thing about this, though. Two out of three of these steps I’ve just described are basically accessible.

When you’re scanning for Bugsnax in the area around you, you move the camera around to find them, and there is a beep when you do. You can then just press X to reveal them, and their path. The throwing of your trap is the inaccessible bit, but once that’s done, there is actually another audio cue when the bugsnack enters the trap area. So yeah, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, right? Well, again in this case it’s not enough, but sure, I still thought it was neat.

Also, there’s the problem of navigation. Bugsnax is not a super giant open world game, but there is no navigational aid whatsoever, and Snacktooth island seems as though it’s still pretty large. There are, after all, something like 100 catchable Bugsnax around the island, meaning there has to be quite a lot of open space. Navigating to where we may wish to go is highly unlikely in this game, and is something I struggled with at once.

And honestly, that’s pretty much it. It’s nice that the audio cues in this game are there, oh and the menus don’t wrap as well, but sadly, this adorable adventure cannot be experienced to its fullest by the totally blind. Looks like we’ll have to wait for our snacktime. Thanks for reading, everyone. Stay awesome!

However, perhaps his biggest sin is his entitlement, due to being consulted by Last Of Us 2 producer Neil Druckmann. Here is just one recent example of Brandon complaining about not being given partnership despite not reaching all the requirements. Big ups to @King of Hateful Slurs
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Brandon is one of DSP's biggest fans. He has been a paying subscriber on twitch from before Phil left twitch for youtube before Phil left youtube for twitch before Phil recently left twitch for youtube. Despite this, he is himself potential lolcow material due to his entitlement and propping himself up as a "videogame accessibility consultant" for recent games like Last of us two, which is the kind of game which is best known for accessibility features. His bio on twitter currently reads "Award winning blind accessibility advocate and consultant in video games, working to establish the principle that the blind are gamers too."

If you wish to experience what it is like to be an inmate at Guantanamo Bay, you can find his streams on twitch here.

Here is a quick sampling of his video game skills from his most recent twitch clips:

Brandon thinks that he is an accessibility ambassador to the video game community. Here is a sampling of his style of review, for one of Phil's favorites:
Bugsnax: It’s Not Our Snacktime Just Yet: An Accessibility Review (archive)


However, perhaps his biggest sin is his entitlement, due to being consulted by Last Of Us 2 producer Neil Druckmann. Here is just one recent example of Brandon complaining about not being given partnership despite not reaching all the requirements. Big ups to @King of Hateful Slurs
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Misty Rayburn.... A name for porn, face for a paper bag.

Good job he's blind, no man of sight would ever jack that up.
 

Shirō Ishii

War crimes? What war crimes?
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Ever since he got consulted, his ego has grown astronomically. I see him often more often now while before, it was only ever in the autism vortex. Even with people I know, I see them sharing his shit. I originally posted this in the general thread but this is the type of stuff which I see much more often now.

SuperBlindMan appeared on a video game recent podcast to talk about his recent work with The Last of Us Part 2

https://www.reviewjournal.com/podcasts/lan-parties/


https://twitter.com/superblindman/status/1385694344049537024

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Full Race Replay

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here are the three videos on brandon's tiktok account.
Even a bloater can't survive this blind gamer! #thelastofuspart2 #blind #playstation #twitch #twitchstreamer #gaming #gamer

Meet Superblindman #twitch #blind #disabled #disabledtiktok #gaming #gamer #streamer #foryou #twitchstreamer #nintendoswitch #playstation #pcgaming

Superblindman is also superrhythmman#blind #twitchstreamer #supermariomaker2 #rhythm #accessible #nintendoswitch
 

Philly May Lyrus

Panda Lee Broke My Achy Breaky Heart *Snort*
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Misty Rayburn.... A name for porn, face for a paper bag.

Good job he's blind, no man of sight would ever jack that up.
I laughed at that a bit to hard...woof. What type of male pattern baldness do you think she has? between her and Dave you could have a passive income parking stuff on their bald spots.
Edit: @hundredthousand I do not believe Misty has ever missed a meal. That pic of her is jabba the hut-like. At least her priorities are better than Dave's.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon

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Not gonna lie, I don't think there's enough for his own thread. He barely does anything. Pre-Partnership denial the most noteworthy thing he did was receive a free PS5, and before that be yet another person to give DSP money (admittedly though one who DSP trots out for points).

I guess at least if I'm proven wrong I get more content to laugh at!
 

DZoomer

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Not to rip on the handicapped, but why are Phil's top donators usually handicapped in some capacity?
Have you ever tried to actually watch pure, unfiltered Phil content?

Seriously. It's one of the worst unironical contents on the Internet. He reads every text on screen. He snorts, belches, coughs. He's unfunny, and all of his jokes are shitty (heh) scatological ones.

My point being that a normal person would never watch Phil unironically.
 

Prince Lotor

The mentally disabled boy named his rabbit Bunny.
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Might as well move this over here. Brandon's take on Phil after 7 years of consooming his content is: Phil is kind. Phil needs that money, and Brandon wishes he could give Phil moar munny because Phil "really needs the help". Phil also deserves that money because of how entertaining he is, not in the lolcow sense, as in genuinely, unironically entertaining.
I've read some polite words towards Superblindman in here recently, which I found bizarre.
A reminder that Superblindman might be the most pignotized paypig there is.
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Also someone should find his reddit post where he was crying about "getting cancelled" or some shit because he told a black girl on twitter that he has just as many oppression points because he is blind. That shit was funny.
Edit: Found it. Big ups @The Clown Dimension Click on post to read the attachments in the original https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-60#post-8281710
Looks like SuperBlindMan is involved in some Twitter drama

OP of this reddit post linked to a tweet made by SBM.
 
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Philly May Lyrus

Panda Lee Broke My Achy Breaky Heart *Snort*
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Not to rip on the handicapped, but why are Phil's top donators usually handicapped in some capacity?
I was thinking about that and he has some physically handicap fans but most of them have to be mentally handicap. To continue to watch him and support after his grifting and yelling at fans is something I can't wrap my head around. I know he has a few whales and a high troll count but its weird for people to keep handing him money in any amount.
 

AlexiTheTrucker

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A thing that has been in the back of my mind is the nature of Brandon and Misty's relationship. I am old fashioned in a number of ways that are considered old hat but I hold marriage and symbols of marriage sacred. It never dawned on me before that she doesn't wear any kinds of wedding ring (from time to time she will remark on wearing other jewelry) and she never took his name. I have seen that kind of behavior before in people that are stepping out or about to step out on their significant other. Again, it's an old fashioned way of looking at things. Maybe in her mind she thinks, "I settled for this blind man child but I don't want to limit any future opportunities." Maybe in his mind he thinks, "I don't see anything wrong with this."
 

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A thing that has been in the back of my mind is the nature of Brandon and Misty's relationship. I am old fashioned in a number of ways that are considered old hat but I hold marriage and symbols of marriage sacred. It never dawned on me before that she doesn't wear any kinds of wedding ring (from time to time she will remark on wearing other jewelry) and she never took his name. I have seen that kind of behavior before in people that are stepping out or about to step out on their significant other. Again, it's an old fashioned way of looking at things. Maybe in her mind she thinks, "I settled for this blind man child but I don't want to limit any future opportunities." Maybe in his mind he thinks, "I don't see anything wrong with this."
RIP Brodie Lee... But besides that if i was with a SO that never wore the ring, at that point id just ask for tattoo'ed rings. Unless she doesnt wear a ring when shes playing games, at conventions, or at work... but thats sus
 

AlexiTheTrucker

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RIP Brodie Lee... But besides that if i was with a SO that never wore the ring, at that point id just ask for tattoo'ed rings. Unless she doesnt wear a ring when shes playing games, at conventions, or at work... but thats sus

I roll it over in my head from time to time tbh. I have seen several religious groups reject jewelry for various reasons but that doesn't seem to be an issue here. Even then, a spouse takes the name. The warthog couldn't even be bothered to hyphenate her name which to me would be a "I have a back door out of here in case things get bad," sign but would still be some sign of fidelity. Even Kat took Dave's name and that's a fucking marriage of convenience. Just goes to show how cucked Brandon is. You hate to see it.
 

Full Race Replay

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A thing that has been in the back of my mind is the nature of Brandon and Misty's relationship. I am old fashioned in a number of ways that are considered old hat but I hold marriage and symbols of marriage sacred. It never dawned on me before that she doesn't wear any kinds of wedding ring (from time to time she will remark on wearing other jewelry) and she never took his name. I have seen that kind of behavior before in people that are stepping out or about to step out on their significant other. Again, it's an old fashioned way of looking at things. Maybe in her mind she thinks, "I settled for this blind man child but I don't want to limit any future opportunities." Maybe in his mind he thinks, "I don't see anything wrong with this."

RIP Brodie Lee... But besides that if i was with a SO that never wore the ring, at that point id just ask for tattoo'ed rings. Unless she doesnt wear a ring when shes playing games, at conventions, or at work... but thats sus

I roll it over in my head from time to time tbh. I have seen several religious groups reject jewelry for various reasons but that doesn't seem to be an issue here. Even then, a spouse takes the name. The warthog couldn't even be bothered to hyphenate her name which to me would be a "I have a back door out of here in case things get bad," sign but would still be some sign of fidelity. Even Kat took Dave's name and that's a fucking marriage of convenience. Just goes to show how cucked Brandon is. You hate to see it.
I didn't realize his wife wasn't blind...that is definitely suspicious to say the least. Especially with how much she appears to hang around his stream to kind of guide him along I could see her getting real tired of him. But on the other hand, the whole marriage could be so far out of left field with his disability that he didn't ask her to wear a ring or anything.
 

Prince Lotor

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I'mma be honest--I'm not sure this thread needs to exist, but I'm open to reasons why it should stay up.
The thread feels a bit preemptive to me. Brandon doesn't really do shit to point and laugh at that frequently, but ever since TLOU2 shit he has seemed to be getting an increasingly entitled and full of himself attitude. In the span of like 1½ years he's gone from referencing 'my very important work with games accessibility advocacy' that was basically just him Tweeting about shit while living on :tugboat: to referencing 'I thought they knew about my work' as to why Twitch should give him special treatment as if he thinks 'Y'all should know me by now'.

For now I think it's a 'wait and see' thread where we can gather up the funny shit that's been posted about him from the random places on the board.
 

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