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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    99 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    160 vote(s)
    9.9%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    294 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    213 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    70 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    79 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    37 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    351 vote(s)
    21.7%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    255 vote(s)
    15.8%
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  1. The house Frank and John are currently renting doesn't even have a covered carport/garage. I can't wait to see what kind of a number the winter snow does on his Porsches.
     
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    millais

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  2. John isn't any of those things. I guess he blew his load with those lies back in March.
     
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  3. I thought it did - weren't the most recent set of "dog dungeon" pictures in a garage?
    Of course that room was completely stuffed to the gills with junk so it's somewhat of a moot point.
     
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  4. The photos of the dog dungeon were taken in the basement
     
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  5. You can return a leased vehicle early but there will be a break clause usually making you pay off half the cost, or the difference between the residual value of the car and remaining value of the lease, or something like that. Dunno about the US but in Europe (and Aus) if you get a car with finance from the dealer it is usually a form of lease because they don't want to secure the loan on a depreciating asset like a car, so the car remains their property till you pay it off and you agree to make them whole if the value of the car drops below what you owe on it. If you get a bank loan or unsecured loan then you might own the car outright but owe money to whoever lent it to you, so even if you sell it you can't get away from the loan.

    Also, you can always "return" a car with finance owing on it: just stop paying the payments and they'll even come and pick it up!
     
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    What the actual fuck. So Wu thinks North Korea could never build an ICBM that only goes out of the atmosphere on a short suborbital flight but they can build orbital weaponry?
    In what possible universe does that make any sense?
     
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  7. The answer is obvious:
    MOON ROCKS! Literally everybody can crawl up the moon and huck rocks at us! I read about it in Heinlien book when I was a female Space Camp commander! NASA save us.
     
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  8. lol I'm sure your dumbass will nonetheless figure out some way to not be registered to vote in your own election.

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    That's interesting John, word on the street is that an agrarian Maori community has done exactly that...

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  9. It IS strange that Wu hasn't bragged about his new, $100,000, custom, Porsche since the first flurry of tweets when he got it. It's not like anyone can say that he's sly enough to not do stupid shit like that while running for congressman-thing. Having to go from a new 100k car to a 20 year old 8k car would be great, it would be the AudiTT("a very classic sportscar"/"the car from hell") all over again.

    Although he's posted some clumsy humble-brags lately that looks to be from a new car, like when he twittered that he had listened to BBC and posted a photo of some OLED center console showing the BBC logo next to a new leather interior and LED lit speedometer.
    Maybe he actually toned it down?

    And what happened to the middle porsche, the one that cost 45k and immediately got backed into a bollard?
     
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  10. This Apache tweet is so stupid I actually can't unpack it without going a-log, it's completely illiterate from a technical PoV and it amounts to: "So Church don't want to let other people print your books, eh? Don't be a baby, there are trees around, get something sharp and go for that bark. Make a pulp. Now just few more days and you have a shitty paper. I think you're all set and the it's an even playing field".

    Apache (nginx, really, because Wu is mentally stuck in 90s) is literally nothing. You have hands? Congratulation, you can be a NBA player! No fucking shit.
     
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    MyOtherNicknameIsAPun

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  11. Yeah, Wu doesn't understand the first thing about building a scalable service. It's not just putting up a simple webpage. Which he also apparently cannot do.
     
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  12. I guess Wu doesn't know that NASA and a hell of a lot of other space-related spending came from the military. But it's stupid to comment on anything Wu thinks about space since we're talking about the same person who wants us to live in fear of Elon Musk's moon rocks.
     
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  13. And the same dress... and the same glasses, jesus john you waste hundred of dollars in toys you cant even bother to get a new dress?
     
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  14. Lolcows never ever spend money responsibly. John could have a nice house (that they own!), good clothes (not necessarily expensive ones either), and not look like a mutant. Instead he rents a hovel and his money goes towards midlife crisis cars he can’t even drive.
     
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  15. I believe John claimed he traded it in towards the new $100k Porsche in some forum post.
    And while he's never directly bragged about the new Porsche on twitter he did make a series of condescening tweets immediately after its purchase about how this is the last generation of manual sports cars and how smart he is for having one.
     
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  16. As a professional journalist, John should know that this comment emphatically tells everyone reading the article that he is a fringe/ lunatic "canidate" who is not running a serious campaign.

    Does anyone feel sorry for the morons who gave money to this scam? I don't.
     
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  17. The cool kids use nginx today, John.

    Don't forget buying a $100K Porsche and immediately fucking up its electrical system with ghetto mechanics copypasted off the Internet and acting like that's smart, because he is too stupid to put it in a garage or even have a $20 tarp to drape over it so it doesn't get rained on.
     
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  18. Of all the shit that can be directly or tangentially attributed to Jones, Wu decides to fabricate a "Holocaust denial" charge entirely out of whole cloth.

    I bet half or more of the shit orbiting the planet is already branded by some branch of the military-intelligence-industrial-complex or that of other nations. It's almost like congressional canidate tech guru Brianna Wu isn't aware that there's already a US Air Force Space Command run out of Peterson AFB in Colorado.
     
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