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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    99 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    160 vote(s)
    9.9%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    294 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    213 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    70 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    79 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    37 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    351 vote(s)
    21.7%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    255 vote(s)
    15.8%
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  1. "I am so sorry Julie. That must've been very traumatic. Did you know I have a Porch?" [Grimaces and lunges, in an attempt to show this "empathy" he's read of]
     
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    Winnie the Poohnani

    Winnie the Poohnani Bird is the word.

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  2. You know, it's kinda "odd" how we keep seeing this icze4r person on this site, huh, I've seen them featured a few times on here, usually screenshots of their Twitter. I wonder what makes them so special, I wonder who they are, guess we'll never know. I wonder which thread they will be featured in next?
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  3. "I feel your pain Julie, conversion therapy is a horrible thing, I'm converting my Porch into a Porch I saw in a comicbook once and it is slow and expensive."
     
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    Smaug's Smokey Hole Fus Ro Dank

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  4. 70 bucks a week to dump weed killer on a dude's wig, ez fuckin $$$

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    Yes John it's completely implausible that a major tech company would mishandle security. Apple is run by the Dalai Lama and they never do anything wrong ever.

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    Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony Skyrim belongs to the corgs
    True & Honest Fan

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  5. If he's paying $50-70 a week to look like a fucking possum fell asleep on his head he's dumber than I thought.
     
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    AnOminous

    AnOminous sittin in the fabled catbird seat
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

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  6. John can't install AirPlay. But can examine hardware and determine whether it's been compromised or not. Fuckin' ninja.

    Hey, does that curling iron cure male pattern balding? If it does, it's totally worth the $500.
     
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    Winnie the Poohnani

    Winnie the Poohnani Bird is the word.

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  7. John always ruins his false narratives by inserting ludicrous details. Considering how this asshole treated his employees, it's impossible to believe that he has ever tipped anyone.
     
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    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda

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  8. He should just invest in wigs at this point. He's going to be getting diminishing returns out of his gradually vanishing natural hair.
     
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    millais

    millais The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
    Birthday

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  9. Y'know, it's funny how much Wu hates Trump...and yet so many parallels can be drawn between them.
     
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    Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Resident KF Transformers Expert

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  10. Dyson is one of those companies that markets mediocre gadgets to idiots with disposable income.

    Which would describe John but he’s just blowing Frank’s retirement.
     
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  11. Yep every time Frank hears "Hey, I've got a great idea to save money..." he loses at least a few hundred bucks.
    - Hey Frank! I have a great idea to save money. I need to buy a car but instead of buying some silly brand new Honda sedan that will last for at least ten years and a couple hundred thousand miles, I should buy a broken-down sports car that needs thousands of dollars of repairs and will probably end up as scrap within a year!
    - Hey Frank! You know how I spend $70 each week to look this awesome? For only $500 I can buy this thing that I can use myself that I'll never use!
    - Hey Frank! You know how I spend so much time playing and losing games? Well, time is money, so I need about $200 to buy extra power points and win the game this week!
    - Hey Frank! You know how much we spent on that failure of a company I ran into the ground? Well instead of doing that again, how about we just con your friends into 'donating' to my fake campaign for (wait a second this one actually kinda worked).
     
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    Blue Jerkop

    True & Honest Fan

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  12. The Bloomberg reporters sat on the story for almost 3 years until his Three-Letter sources told him the game was up and the chinese knew they'd been found out, and to run with it.
    If they say Apple is compromised, I'm going to take their word for it and require proof that they aren't hacked.
     
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    Ghostse

    Ghostse Former Waffle SS

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  13. "Conversion therapy can be very painful. I tried to convert my penis into a vagina! Even though I was born a woman. Vote Wu"
     
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    Strine

    Strine Give me the bones!

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  14. No, I believe Wu tips, it's just I highly doubt he's ever tipped anyone more than a dollar. This is the same person who talks politics all day and wants us to be so concerned about the issues yet has never donated more than 25 dollars to any campaign or referendum. Except his own of course.
     
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  15. Professional adults.

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    :trump:

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    LordKaT

    Verified True & Honest Fan

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  16. I want to see Clinton as the candidate for the DNC tbh. Hopefully she isn't dead by then. I want a repeat of 2016.
     
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    vertexwindi

    vertexwindi Ohhh~ banana
    Supervisor True & Honest Fan

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  17. If previous performance is anything to go by, chances are she'll drop dead on the campaign trail this time. This entire website would explode as every thread goes into overdrive and salt poisoning.
     
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

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  18. I wouldn't mind Bernie (again if he's also not dead) just to see Brianna being forced to support an old white guy.
     
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    Solzhenitsyn

    Solzhenitsyn pls pet
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  19. Thanks Joe, your support in 2020 will be very much appreciated!

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