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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    100 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    161 vote(s)
    9.8%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    300 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    214 vote(s)
    13.0%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    71 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    81 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    360 vote(s)
    21.9%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    261 vote(s)
    15.9%
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  1. So what you're saying is someone is playing it? HA! Take that, shitlords. Love wins!



    John's rotting unhealed colon-line surgical wound wafting from under the one dress he wears probably means Old Dog isn't the most pungent smell in the Wu household.


    > She wants to get us out of all regime change wars
    > Orange man bad for withdrawing troops from Syria and Afghanistan
    whew lad.
     
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  2. I don't think much of Tulsi Gabbard yet but my opinion is coming around as the loser brigade like John who campaigned for and elected Trump continues to wail and moan.
     
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  3. Oh what an EPIC roast John! Everyone knows how hard you are working with your 28 hour days, certainly much more so than the President of the United States. You are literally ontological superior to that human excrement Donald J. Bl*mpf

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    Good call out John, now tell us more about the multiple degrees that you earned at college.

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    No John, you use the word nonparent because you are fucking re,tarded, and also a homosexual man.

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    I think she's alright, I don't give too much of a fuck about dodgy views about Syria. (because who really knows what to think about Syria)

     
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  4. Why does he always feel compelled to chime in every other day about the "childfree" movement. Are people IRL always needling him and Frank why they don't have children at their age, or is he just that salty over the immutable fact that he will never have a uterus because of "congenital urinary tract defect".
     
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  5. "All of my gay friends" - you know what kind of person hangs around and knows many gay people? Gays, for obvious reasons. "It's because I'm bisexual! They got killed in Iraq!" - There weren't many US women killed in Iraq and getting killed implies that they were in a combat role... So why were you hanging around so many gay dudes, John?

    Being a bisexual woman has to be at the absolute bottom of the LGBTQ totem pole of oppression, no one cares, even hardline muslims have trouble giving a shit. He should instead claim his spot at the top as a double-homo, 200% gay by volume, that would give him a sizeable club to swing around.
     
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  6. or at least it would have before he cut it off
     
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    Peace and Harmony

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  7. Sometimes I wonder if the whole "I AM A NATURAL BORN WOMAN" thing is done for Frank's benefit. Against all conceivable (no pun intended) odds, they actually seem to have a working relationship with Frank's family. Is it possible it's all predicated on them being just barely able to tell themselves Brianna is and always has been a woman, and not a living trainwreck of a transsexual? (A transwreck, if you will.)
     
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    Mola Ram

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  8. John’s nickname should be “tower of terror”. 6ft tranny ghoul that haunts Massachusetts Democrat politics.
     
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  9. John you are so right, the media NEVER reports negative press on male politicians EVER. I can't even think of the last time a male politician got a bad rap for doing anything. Literally unheard of.

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  10. Right, John. Nevermind the 3 ring circus that is Virginia's government right now, led by Ringleader Ralph "Coonman" Northam. Male politicians never face any scrutiny for their fuckups, no-sir.
     
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    Leibowitz

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  11. Alternately -- thinking of the impression John gives when standing in his bay window and scaring the neighborhood children -- "the tower of glower".
     
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  12. Politician & Expert on Women's Issues John Flynt-Wu: Women face unfair expectations and having their past misdeeds brought up again and again by their opponents.
    Also John: TEN YEARS AGO HE SAID HE COULD GRAB WOMEN BY THE PUSSY FOR A TV-SHOW (repeats for 4 years with no signs of stopping)
     
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    Ghostse

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  13. It seems to be a manifestation of Wu's desperate, pathological need to be seen as a woman in the eyes of others.
    Since nearly every woman capable of it eventually decides to pop a sprog or two, Wu being in her 40s and childless becomes more an anomaly as time marches on. Thus she's always at pains to talk about how she decided to focus on her "career" instead of having children, as if that was a choice she had available to her.

    I guess really Wu's entire personality can be boiled down to a desperate, pathological need to be seen as X for some value of X. It's an interesting case study of what happens to a person when 40 years of perpetual failure grind their self esteem down to nothing.
     
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  14. It's something like 85 percent. It's not exactly uncommon not to, though.
     
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    AnOminous

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  15. I'm kind of surprised that John hasn't used his 3D printer to make a reborn (black) babby doll. Then he could use it as a prop to talk about how his babby was stillborn because Orange Man and the Klan scared him into premature delivery. At which point, the only choice was to abort it because John's Body/John's Choice.

    But still, he would love his reborn doll, and treat it almost as well as his doggos. For his maternal urge is strong, and he would be the best woman ever to have an abortion. The bragging rights alone would be phenomenal and surely lead to a surge of Patreon bux.
     
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  16. Amusingly, I think Wu has to whine about it instead of doing something like adoption because there isn't a chance in hell they'd pass a background check.
     
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  17. Elizabeth Warren was faking being a part of a woke protected class.

    Funny how it’s “too much reporting” when it’s a female democrat candidate. Imagine if a republican had done it.
     
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  18. I completely agree John, now let's take a close reading of someone who referred to his colleagues as SAND-NIGGERS and FAT DYKES

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    Could it be because the industry has discovered that it's much more profitable to turn out pay-to-win bullshit thanks to losers who sit on the couch playing mobile games all day long?

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    Peace and Harmony

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  19. I honestly don't think Wu is on his feet for longer than an hour total in a day.
     
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  20. LOL. Because Cecil and Rosa didn't happen in FF IV, and Locke and Celes didn't happen in FF VI
     
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    Water-T

    Water-T Let's go crunch some numbers!

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