Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 105 6.2%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 172 10.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 39 2.3%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 305 18.0%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 221 13.0%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 20 1.2%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 74 4.4%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 84 4.9%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 40 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 365 21.5%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 273 16.1%

  • Total voters
    1,698

Norvic

too gay to lift
True & Honest Fan
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Why don't you say what you actually mean, Wu.

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"I'm flying out to San Francisco on Sunday to pretend to be a game developer amongst people who actually are game developers. I'm not actually going to bother going to the conference, all those boring sessions I don't understand! Instead, I'm going to have a private party with my ass patters in an expensive bar and call it a fundraising event even though it loses money. I'd very much like you to pay for my lifestyle of make believe and fantasy even though my husband already earns more than enough that I could visit the Bay Area every week without putting a dent in his wealth. Thanks for understanding, plebs. Sincerely, The Wuman in Tech."
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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Oh boy. Wu's GDC event has changed.

No longer Tuesday the 19th, it's now Thursday the 21st. Tickets are now in 4 tiers, starting at the original hundred bucks, going through "friend" at 250 bucks (But you don't have any friends, Brianna Wu), "Sponsor" at 500 bucks and the decidedly ambitious "co-host" at 2700 bucks (plus 172 dollar fee!) Each tier has 10 tickets available, and she may even have sold one at the lowest tier.

What the fuck. I can't imagine anyone wants to give 3000 bucks to spend 2 hours with Wu. In fact many people might pay that much just to avoid such a fate. What gives on changing the night of the booking? Did they just not confirm the thing before putting the eventbrite page up, or did they pony up a cancellation fee? Boy, Wu's accounts for this quarter are going to be fun.
Was this the thing at a bar that was going to be catered? I don't see anything about catering, just "drinks will be provided", which i'm sure means that Frank is bringing some Solo cups and a pitcher full of Tang.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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"I was being attacked viciously, so I encouraged them to keep going after me and even made a thread specifically for them to harass me in."
Good job.
Yikes! Hasn't John denied in the past that he wrote that post? I know his battalion of white knights have vehemently denied it from Day One till today.
 

Dilligaff

True & Honest Fan
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Alright, that tears it.
Does anyone have a concise record of the things Bri claims to have skill at?
Because so far we have a piano playing grease monkey who can field strip a glock and specializes in car and motorcycle maintenance who is also a world class programmer, tech startup leader, feminist, politician, comic book writer, and 3D modeling expert.

Is there any skill which this modern Renaissance wuman does not claim to possess? Is she also fluent in Hungarian and a trained Krabi-Krobong fighter who studies marine biology on the weekends?
Don't forget graphic designer. Wu at least once claimed to be a graphic designer.
 

Cedric_Eff

Nickel-plated Tard Magnet
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I’m wondering, will Gaming Technology, Gender Studies, and Non-Colonialist/Decolonized African science replace traditional school courses under the regime of Supreme General Secretary and President of America Wu?
 

Dizzydent

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I came to this thread to get away from this shitshow shooting tonight. Now it's tucker carlsons fault... fml... obvious point?... cans.wav ... I'm mad at the Internet tonight I'm sorry and I don't care fuck everyone for the next 48 hours I'm going to sleep. Thoughts and prayers, who gives a fuck, i'm out, I'm done, get me out of here engineer
 

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