Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 111 6.0%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 191 10.4%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 40 2.2%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 314 17.1%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 255 13.9%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 24 1.3%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 86 4.7%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 91 4.9%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 46 2.5%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 387 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 294 16.0%

  • Total voters
    1,839

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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To be fair, it's crooked because Wu had to crouch really low to get Frank that high up in the picture and it's hard to hold the camera straight. Either that or he wore his crooked glasses that makes everything dutch angle'd like in 60's Batman.
You, sir, are a scalawag. Suggesting that gracious Southern lady John Flynt would do something as declasse and gauche as crouch in public. He was clearly in the throes of a graceful Ambien-withdrawal seizure and falling over backward when that image was captured.

Also, if John were to attempt to crouch while wearing the One True Dress . . . well, let's not go there.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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Also, if John were to attempt to crouch while wearing the One True Dress . . . well, let's not go there.
Frank is moving farther and farther away, when he reaches the concrete he starts to lean back, trying to act casual. It is not enough! Cunningly he pops his racial ability and squints like Gilbert Gottfried while the ape-squatting Brianna tries to stop taking pictures with the front facing camera on the iPhone.

Pity the person foolish enough to hack Wu's iCloud.
 

Snowflake Buster

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Oh yes calling in 8chan expert John Flynt is sure to shed light on this national tragedy and bring comfort to the victims.

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Which web community did you start, John?

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I'm no expert John but I'm pretty sure they already do that. Oh wait never mind, by "online terrorism and extremism" you mean people who hurt your feefees on social media.

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Is there a archive in case we want to share?
 

Sissy Galvez

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AnOminous

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I feel like I definitely misunderstood something when John said that 99.99999999999% of his tweets were about public policy.

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What is with this sadistic freak and locking up dogs in cages? They're pets, you're supposed to treat them like family members you fucking monster, not freeze them to death and starve them in cages.
 

Sissy Galvez

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John is as stupid as all democrats, they don’t understand voters. They don’t understand what drives most voters, especially those in blue collar jobs in the heartland.

They don’t fucking care about climate change, you have to make them care or at least explain shit in a way they’ll understand and rally for it. Stop talking down to them and treating them like shit, reach out and discuss shit like a real person not a stick up, insincere crazy person..
 

Next Task

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John's Christian LARPing is intended to please only one person: Frank. And honestly, I can't fault him for trying to keep his paypig happy.
I think John's knowledge comes from barely remembered school lessons and someone else's analysis of the Bible. But I also think he's picked up on that thing where it's advantageous with conservative voters to be Christian, even though I would guarantee not only is he faking it, but that he jokes with Frank about having to deal with crazy religious nuts. Even Trump said his favourite book was the Bible, because to a certain portion of the electorate it's a necessity that they vote for someone who 'reflects their values' in that way.

Wu's trying the same thing, not realising that staying silent would be better than trying to bluff his way through vs. experts. It's also fun to watch him try and buzzword people on the Bible - throwing in cybersecurity when the conversation started about abortion is a clear sign of his brain fritzing because bringing that up has shut people up before.

I'm beginning to think that Wu's status as a crazy troon vanity candidate with absolutely nothing to offer anyone is an open secret, but if/when the house of cards comes tumbling down one of the questions will be, 'Well, if everyone knew, why didn't it come out sooner?' Because the number of people keeping quiet about her obvious failures, as a person and a candidate, seems increasingly large.

Is this ... is this one of those extremely rare photos where Frank's mouth is finally fucking shut? I wonder what it took for that to happen. Really, if the way to get him to shut his mouth in photos is to impale him on a flagpole I'm 100% in support...
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

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Ok
I think John's knowledge comes from barely remembered school lessons and someone else's analysis of the Bible. But I also think he's picked up on that thing where it's advantageous with conservative voters to be Christian, even though I would guarantee not only is he faking it, but that he jokes with Frank about having to deal with crazy religious nuts. Even Trump said his favourite book was the Bible, because to a certain portion of the electorate it's a necessity that they vote for someone who 'reflects their values' in that way.

Wu's trying the same thing, not realising that staying silent would be better than trying to bluff his way through vs. experts. It's also fun to watch him try and buzzword people on the Bible - throwing in cybersecurity when the conversation started about abortion is a clear sign of his brain fritzing because bringing that up has shut people up before.

I'm beginning to think that Wu's status as a crazy troon vanity candidate with absolutely nothing to offer anyone is an open secret, but if/when the house of cards comes tumbling down one of the questions will be, 'Well, if everyone knew, why didn't it come out sooner?' Because the number of people keeping quiet about her obvious failures, as a person and a candidate, seems increasingly large.



Is this ... is this one of those extremely rare photos where Frank's mouth is finally fucking shut? I wonder what it took for that to happen. Really, if the way to get him to shut his mouth in photos is to impale him on a flagpole I'm 100% in support...
Impaling. John. Fagpole.

(I'll let us all imagine our own jokes here)
 

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