You, sir, are a scalawag. Suggesting that gracious Southern lady John Flynt would do something as declasse and gauche as crouch in public. He was clearly in the throes of a graceful Ambien-withdrawal seizure and falling over backward when that image was captured.To be fair, it's crooked because Wu had to crouch really low to get Frank that high up in the picture and it's hard to hold the camera straight. Either that or he wore his crooked glasses that makes everything dutch angle'd like in 60's Batman.
Also, if John were to attempt to crouch while wearing the One True Dress . . . well, let's not go there.