Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 115 6.0%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 199 10.3%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.2%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 321 16.7%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 271 14.1%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 26 1.3%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 89 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 95 4.9%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 47 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 411 21.3%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 310 16.1%

  • Total voters
    1,926

troon patrol

Nazi Ghost of Scott Weiland
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Haha, Carrie Goldberg! That's the woman in the series of pics of a very large, very sour looking John seated next to a feminine sylph. She's his "friend"?...

*snort* He almost certainly hates her.

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lol.... loving that pic. Johns hair looks like he dragged it over pavement. bra is falling off his fake tits, can't tell were his ass and gut starts or ends. Putting him next to a 110 pound woman is hilarious, he looks like he wants to set her on fire out of envy.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
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Another occurrence of "When I am elected to Congress" John, the funniest John of all. Almost anything is more likely to happen. "When my cock grows back" John. "When I sprout wings and fly to Mars" John. "When a single person mistakes me for an actual woman" John. "When I win at a video game without spending thousands of dollars of a screaming mongoloid's money on microtransactions" John. All things more likely to happen to John than being elected to Congress.
 

Sissy Galvez

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You're right about this, John; on the flipside, there are full-blooded Americans who cut off their own cocks and scam their fellow citizens out of their hard-earned cash which they spend on video game microtransactions and Powerade.

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Well on the plus side Frank will be able to fuck as many octopuses as he wants.

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Support the new green deal while Brianna Wu purchases plastic water bottles and expensive meal kits that have tons of plastic waste in them.
 

Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and glue
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Support the new green deal while Brianna Wu purchases plastic water bottles and expensive meal kits that have tons of plastic waste in them.
How many plastic 3D printer failures/abortions do you think ended up in a landfill? I bet there's a disfigured harem of Holiday figurines whose tiny waists collapsed under the weight of her scrotum-hair.
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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What a dumbass. If he wants to court the Chinese vote, the last thing he should do is put his white face on the leaflets. He should know as well as everyone else that a big reason he got anywhere near the 14k votes last time was because people mistook him for City Councilor candidate Michelle Wu, since there's no photos on the ballot and they thought John was a real Chinese.
 

AprilRains

Better killing through chemistry!
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What a dumbass. If he wants to court the Chinese vote, the last thing he should do is put his white face on the leaflets. He should know as well as everyone else that a big reason he got anywhere near the 14k votes last time was because people mistook him for City Councilor candidate Michelle Wu, since there's no photos on the ballot and they thought John was a real Chinese.
Now here's a thought: Same poster, but with a Chinese woman instead of Brianna. It'd be cynical as hell and it might backfire, but if John's luck holds out, he might get away with it.
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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Now here's a thought: Same poster, but with a Chinese woman instead of Brianna. It'd be cynical as hell and it might backfire, but if John's luck holds out, he might get away with it.
He doesn't even need to do that, imo. The "lie by omission" of a no-photo Chinese leaflet with just his name would be plenty good enough to dupe the unwary public. He doesn't even need to come up with a proper Chinese language given name, since so many second and third generation Chinese in America only have Western given names.

The incompetence is staggering. This shit should be obvious, doubly obvious since hopefully at least two adults (ie Frank and Frank's father who provided the Chinese translation) gave this the greenlight.
 

nets_awesome

instead of "receipts" say "im a massive homo"
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