Skitzocow Bryan Dunsheng See / Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 / Bryan_See / OP_Phobosgone / Bryan Seecrets - Autistic politsperg obsessed with children's books.

SIGSEGV

All statements made by this account are fiction.
True & Honest Fan
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Dear Bryan, my first act as Secretary of State of the Benevolent Monarchy of the Red-Brown Coalition is to order @SIGSEGV to make you a sandwich for lunch. Made from exploded kittens and seasoned with sharpnel from those depleted uranium shells that the M1A1 Abrams use.
I eat those for lunch every day.
Needs a shot of Alex Jones' Turbo Force


100% guaranteed to keep @SIGSEGV the glownigger away from you!
I cannot and will not be stopped, Bryan.
 

Solar Eclipse Paradox

Niggers from Achernar
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And here I thought first world countries are the only ones with people like this
Turns out this issue spread beyond it's borders. It seems to be a thing when a non-western country forms an alliance with the west, they'll end up like the west in a downward spiral unless they cut ties with them before obliterating themselves, probably due to them lowering their standards.
 

verygayFrogs

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Turns out this issue spread beyond it's borders. It seems to be a thing when a non-western country forms an alliance with the west, they'll end up like the west in a downward spiral unless they cut ties with them before obliterating themselves, probably due to them lowering their standards.
So first world countries are the source of autism
 

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
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Well, the conspiracy theory is getting longer because @Analog Devolved had made a new thread on some other retard. But the gang stalking accusations is only a small part of some 6d chess move that Bryan thinks he's in. Since he thinks ComicsGate is being spearheaded by Analog Devolved.

But hey, at least we know that he hasn't died from his tainted breakfast, yet.
 

Analog Devolved

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Bryan has been surprisingly quiet lately. He hasn't been posting in any of his usual places anyway.
This can only mean one of two things. Either Bryan's parents finally took away his computer for the glory of the socialist movement we convinced them to join OR the psychiatric meds he's been secretly taking have kicked in and he's finally seen the light, that communism is the future.

Luckily Republicans with autism are taking the fall for the glorious freedom fighters of Jan 6th that liberated the capitol, ensuring that Q anon takes the blame and the real heroes, the kiwi farms moderators, members, and red-brown operatives get away free.

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Autists like Bryan will be the ones who get blamed for the burning of all mortal engines books, the destruction of heretical mods for freespace 2 and we, from the safety of our Russian space station can take credit for the rise of humankind's greatest achievement the 2018 mortal engines film.

Bryan has been silenced! I called his mom from my mansion in Moscow to tell her Bryan must get a job and that all video games and children's books are for tards. She agreed that autism was the cause of the Jan 6th capitol revolution and that Bryan's obsession with American politics would lead him to become a rioter.

The war in Gaza is playing directly into my hands for Mt presidential run, after I'm elected I will suspend the constitution and put Bryan in guantanamo Bay, where all autists will be held to prevent them from desecration the American capitol.
 

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
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after I'm elected I will suspend the constitution and put Bryan in guantanamo Bay, where all autists will be held to prevent them from desecration the American capitol.
You've left out the part that as Secretary of State, they will be subject to invasive vaccinations in order to cure them of autism...And to test out my private collection of nerve gas.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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Fuck it, just install bees around his house.
Bryan is so mentally retarded that he can't even tell when he's the subject of a conversation. His parents really should've just locked him up and recorded his screams rather than throw away money to pretend he had any hope of success.
 

Analog Devolved

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Bryan has been chimping out all day as the walls close in on him and his autistic friends. He can only watch as autistics are rounded up and charged for desecrating the US capitol.

He is big mad that his parents have accepted the TRUTH of communism. He calls this brainwashing because he's a lazy retard too stupid to get a job and knows we have succeeded in deleting his freespace 2 mods.

I've had red-brown agents send his mother extra meds for his delicious (poison) lunch.

He's currently looking into my future running mate, Ethan Van Sciver and my trusted consul, @Smug Freiza who will help me launch "the teeth of vampirella", thanks to Anna That Star Wars girl's timeless masterpiece to chew through battleground states and give me a 538-0 electoral college victory in the presidential election.

It seems like he possibly doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed more of our kiwi allies, which are hapless rubes taking the fall for true and honest red-brown coalition members.

Bryan luckily hasn't had any contact with Pamela Swain thanks to our disinformation campaign since Pam knows my dox. She'll never reveal it to him because he blew his chance!

Bryan See is locked away in his parents apartment because they won't let him out unless he wears a hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil. Because of this he is trapped and can only go out with them so the red-brown can monitor him.

Here's (some of) today's spergout.

Long live the teeth of vampirella, the 2018 mortal engines film and the future rehabilitation (concentration) camp for autists at Guantanamo bay!
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NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
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And I just found out that the Gaza Strip War was deliberately caused by Biden.

You, alone, have doomed Israel, Bryan!

None of this needless bloodshed would have happened if Trump was re-elected!

Fuck it, just install bees around his house
Brb, installing an hornet's nest under his bathroom sink. He won't find them because they can only be seen when he acknowledges the truth...Or if he takes his meds with his breakfast.
 
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