True & Honest Fan
I think he's gonna do something super stupid like run away from home. He doesn't have the money for grad school, and I don't see Brian and Maureen ponying up any dough for it.
They pay you to attend grad school if you're any good at it.
Fuck, the guy should become a woman athlete and get tenure, if that shitbag Dr. REEEEEs can do it, he can.