That'd be cannibalism.
I love how 70% of this thread is just a peanut gallery laughing at a dead person after a false dox.
Goes to show how much impact this unfortunate individual didn't have on the greater consciousness of the internet.
Goes to show how much impact this unfortunate individual didn't have on the greater consciousness of the internet.
Cucked by life itself.
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Imagine having a Farms thread since 2015 and the funniest thing you did in the whole time was just die.
I can't help but feel as though his death is some sort of ancient cholesterol filled prophecy of what is to come of mundane Matt.
The boulderer has already had way more of an impact for better or worse.
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I think that's "I love you" in sign language.
Null buying shares in all those fast food companies was a very wise choice. Now the Farms killcount will skyrocket.
Andrew Stallings: "Come and get me you cowards. At least do the moral thing and try to kill me like a decent person would. "
Kiwi Farmer: "Fine, if you want it that bad. But you better appreciate this, we take time off worshiping Satan and doing the Nazi salute at each other. as all supporters of Vik do."
*The kiwi fatmer steps on the front yard of Andrew*
Andrew Stallings: "Shit, you actually came to kill me!"
Kiwi Farmer: "Not so smug now?" *loads shotgun*
Andrew Stallings: "To the contrary, you're the one who fucked up! You think you got something on me?"
Kiwi Farmer: *takes aim* "I got a shotgun aimed at you. Any last words?"
Andrew Stallings: "You'll never manage to kill me! Take that!" *falls to the ground and immediately dies of a heart attack*
The sky reads: [Andrew Stallings] killed [Andrew Stallings]
Kiwi Farmer: *lowers shotgun* Well I'll be damned... you got me there, kid.
Kiwi Farmer: *walks off into the sunset* You sure got me there.
But seriously, do you remember that time where they said "never feed the trolls" on the internet? How did humanity collectively forgot this lesson? The guy just kept proving that everyone in here can get under his skin by keeping bringing the posts about him up and raving about how he doesn't care. No wonder he had a heart attack.
Kiwi Farmer: "Fine, if you want it that bad. But you better appreciate this, we take time off worshiping Satan and doing the Nazi salute at each other. as all supporters of Vik do."
*The kiwi fatmer steps on the front yard of Andrew*
Andrew Stallings: "Shit, you actually came to kill me!"
Kiwi Farmer: "Not so smug now?" *loads shotgun*
Andrew Stallings: "To the contrary, you're the one who fucked up! You think you got something on me?"
Kiwi Farmer: *takes aim* "I got a shotgun aimed at you. Any last words?"
Andrew Stallings: "You'll never manage to kill me! Take that!" *falls to the ground and immediately dies of a heart attack*
The sky reads: [Andrew Stallings] killed [Andrew Stallings]
Kiwi Farmer: *lowers shotgun* Well I'll be damned... you got me there, kid.
Kiwi Farmer: *walks off into the sunset* You sure got me there.
But seriously, do you remember that time where they said "never feed the trolls" on the internet? How did humanity collectively forgot this lesson? The guy just kept proving that everyone in here can get under his skin by keeping bringing the posts about him up and raving about how he doesn't care. No wonder he had a heart attack.
It was the best thing he did all year.
They already pulled the shit in a bag trick when they were removing him from his nest.
Dig up his corpse and fuck it in the ass.
Andrew Stallings may not have been the most productive cow around, but he was the most instructive one. His every decision in life was the most conflict-averse, low-effort decision possible.
Go on a diet to keep yourself from becoming another early headstone in the McDonald's Mausoleum? Nah, just declare yourself "Healthy at any size!" and avoid doctors like you avoid vegetables.
Find a reasonably attractive woman who treats you with respect and who wouldn't think of cheating on you? Nah, just marry a ham graveyard who'll take your V-card and give you a bimonthly handjob in exchange for you helping her prep the bull on your wedding night.
Join a political party that values hard work and furthers unity in America? Nah, just become a hard left SJW who screeches about the great Orange Satan and promises to wage jihad against any online entity that pokes fun at your all too serious nature.
The sad thing is, this need not have happened. All Stallings had to do was put some effort into his life and stop blaming other people for the things that he had control over. But sadly, it was not to be. And now the only thing he is notorious for is for being so remarkable at being nothing, that people are actually remarking about how much of a nothing he was. Let this be a lesson for you, people.
Go on a diet to keep yourself from becoming another early headstone in the McDonald's Mausoleum? Nah, just declare yourself "Healthy at any size!" and avoid doctors like you avoid vegetables.
Find a reasonably attractive woman who treats you with respect and who wouldn't think of cheating on you? Nah, just marry a ham graveyard who'll take your V-card and give you a bimonthly handjob in exchange for you helping her prep the bull on your wedding night.
Join a political party that values hard work and furthers unity in America? Nah, just become a hard left SJW who screeches about the great Orange Satan and promises to wage jihad against any online entity that pokes fun at your all too serious nature.
The sad thing is, this need not have happened. All Stallings had to do was put some effort into his life and stop blaming other people for the things that he had control over. But sadly, it was not to be. And now the only thing he is notorious for is for being so remarkable at being nothing, that people are actually remarking about how much of a nothing he was. Let this be a lesson for you, people.
we can't kill all the lolcows then we wont have anyone left to laugh at.
Someone should blame us for killing this guy, we didn't do it but we didn't kill any of the other idiots we get blamed for killing either, and I'd like credit for this specific guy because god he was an absolute, utter faggot. We didn't kill him but I wish we had.
He's in Georgia? Shiiieeeet I used to live there
People like this are modern guides on what not to do with this life. It's becoming easier and easier to live simpler and be happier when people like Mr. Stallings spend their lives writing the playbook on how to be a retarded faggot.
RIP Andrew Stallings, he died as he lived; fat and gay.
May this be the fate of every snarky, far-left sjw.
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