Inactive Castaigne2 / Andrew R Stallings / banalexistence - Cuck, Edgelord, Wikisperg

[Bubbly Sink]

Posting in this thread just so I can be a part of the history of this fat cuck's life

LOL

Anyway, I'm surprised there's so little about him in this thread. He seems like he could have been milked just a bit more to be honest.

Most of the rationalwiki faggots are insufferable cucks... But he really takes the cake as long (or serf?) Cuck

 

[contradiction of terns]

Andrew Stallings may not have been the most productive cow around, but he was the most instructive one. His every decision in life was the most conflict-averse, low-effort decision possible.

Go on a diet to keep yourself from becoming another early headstone in the McDonald's Mausoleum? Nah, just declare yourself "Healthy at any size!" and avoid doctors like you avoid vegetables.

Find a reasonably attractive woman who treats you with respect and who wouldn't think of cheating on you? Nah, just marry a ham graveyard who'll take your V-card and give you a bimonthly handjob in exchange for you helping her prep the bull on your wedding night.

Join a political party that values hard work and furthers unity in America? Nah, just become a hard left SJW who screeches about the great Orange Satan and promises to wage jihad against any online entity that pokes fun at your all too serious nature.

The sad thing is, this need not have happened. All Stallings had to do was put some effort into his life and stop blaming other people for the things that he had control over. But sadly, it was not to be. And now the only thing he is notorious for is for being so remarkable at being nothing, that people are actually remarking about how much of a nothing he was. Let this be a lesson for you, people.

This is probably a better eulogy than Andrew got at his actual, real life funeral.

 

[Captain Manning]

Anyway, I'm surprised there's so little about him in this thread. He seems like he could have been milked just a bit more to be honest.

Not really. His issue was that he only showed up on most Kiwi's radars during the Vic thing, and even then, he was a tiny turd is a sea of liquified shit. That whole thing was a circlejerk.

Sure, Dyn doxed him back in 2015. However, the fact Dyn can't remember why really says a lot about Andrew here.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

Not really. His issue was that he only showed up on most Kiwi's radars during the Vic thing, and even then, he was a tiny turd is a sea of liquified shit. That whole thing was a circlejerk.

Sure, Dyn doxed him back in 2015. However, the fact Dyn can't remember why really says a lot about Andrew here.

sounds boring.

 

[Captain Manning]

sounds boring.

He was. Especially in hindsight. I think the ONLY reason he got any attention at all, post doxing, is he threw shit at Rekieta on Twitter. Even his KV "allies" didn't notice he was dead until long after the rigor mortis set in.

 

[AnOminous]

He was. Especially in hindsight. I think the ONLY reason he got any attention at all, post doxing, is he threw shit at Rekieta on Twitter. Even his KV "allies" didn't notice he was dead until long after the rigor mortis set in.

That and every couple months for years he'd reeeeee and get all "fite me irl" about the Farms, like the fat fuck could even get out of his chair without wheezing, having a heart attack and falling over dead.

 

[Chickenfoot]

sounds boring.

This is why he is both fat and failure. He's gonna get IRL fights with the devil soon. Count on it!

 

[anionfarflung]

I was randomly thinking about this guy just now while grocery shopping, and I had the thought while pushing my cart around that I really hope he knew he was dying of a heart attack, and I really hope he thought at that moment "shit! they're going to make fun of me for this on Kiwi Farms!"

 

[Dyn]

Dyn doxed him back in 2015. However, the fact Dyn can't remember why really says a lot about Andrew here.

You're either underestimating the uncountable legion I've doxed, or overestimating my petrol-ravaged long-term memory.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

Crossposting these 5 month old stupid tweets

A. Stallings on Twitter: "I have neither threatened nor intimidated y…

archived 24 May 2020 04:44:51 UTC

archive.md

http://archive.md/j6TiT

 

[Person Man]

So he's not only an internet tough guy when talking about KF. How pathetic do you have to be to pretend (or worse, actually believe) that your fat ass is a tough motherfucker that you do NOT want to mess with?

Like he kept sying "KF talk shit, but they won't show up at my door". And apparently he stood behind those words on the other hand "I would totally shdow up at your door to oeat you up!"

Seriously, how pathetic can one man be?
He pretended that he isn't mad because he is too mpch of a lazy coward to beat you up IRL, and therefore you don't get under his skin?
Bitch you couldn't beat your own cholesterol levels. Proves to us once again who the internet tough guys really are.

 

[AnOminous]

Crossposting these 5 month old stupid tweets

The sheer idea of this guy threatening to dox someone and show up at their house when he was too fat even to get out of his chair without literally falling over dead is hilarious.

Remember, when people are threatening you on the Internet, they're usually someone like this guy.

 

[Captain Manning]

Like he kept sying "KF talk shit, but they won't show up at my door". And apparently he stood behind those words on the other hand "I would totally shdow up at your door to oeat you up!"

He didn't understand the Farms. That was abundantly clear when he tweeted out that this place is populated by the likes of Dylan Roof and Elliot Rogers. Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY, gave that much of a shit about him. Why would we? We don't even give that much of a shit about far more prolific people.

It's a pity he didn't live long enough to see the really interesting discussion we're having right now concerning Ryan Haywood. It would have blown his mind. Kiwi Farms (mostly) believing women who have actual fucking receipts?

What? This is sorcery! It violates the narrative!

Then again, all of KV is conveniently ignoring that drama too. He just as easily would have done the same.

 

[Person Man]

Stop confusing people with the truth!
What are you going to believe, the narrative or your lying eyes?

 

[PorkeyDuck]

https://archive.md/5GPMc

Crossposting

https://archive.md/Oxhf1

 

[Silent Observer]

May he Rest In Piss and be condemned to a hell where he eternally suffocates in an endless ocean of fat.

It's weird how dark material shit like this can remind people of the joyous light of metaphysical karma.

 

[Blue_Snow]

Posting in this thread just so I can be a part of the history of this fat cuck's life

LOL

Anyway, I'm surprised there's so little about him in this thread. He seems like he could have been milked just a bit more to be honest.

Most of the rationalwiki faggots are insufferable cucks... But he really takes the cake as long (or serf?) Cuck

join the party my ma. we all are getting drunk

 

[acceptable]

can someone point me in the direction of the thread that lists all dead cows? ive been searching for like 10 minutes and I feel fucking stupid for not being able to find it

 

[AnOminous]

can someone point me in the direction of the thread that lists all dead cows? ive been searching for like 10 minutes and I feel fucking stupid for not being able to find it

There isn't such a thread. Look for the "Inactive" tag although that will also get you cows who are either imprisoned for decades or institutionalized possibly forever. How ghoulish do we look?

 

[Dyn]

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lol so he tried to argue with me on twitter and I didn't even recognise him or care.