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  1. I think it was food not dirt. On the right side of her first chin there’s a spot of dirt in the second half that’s not there in the first part. It’s definitely food, I’ve seen her be unaware of food or sauce on her face many times.
     
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  2. i just can't bring myself to watch her nutritionsplaining or should i say chantalsplaining videos so i made this to quickly see what she drones about in each video


    MY HEALTH OVER BEEF N' CHEDDARS!!!!!!
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    VLOGTOBER DAY 7: NETFLIX, FIBER AND PJS
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    VLOGTOBER DAY 9: WATER FASTING FOR HEALTH AND WEIGHTLOSS

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    VLOGTOBER DAY 10: WATER FAST DAY 1: THIS TOO SHALL PASS
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  3. Funny how her weight stays the same even though she clearly looks much fatter. Gnarly nails are no excuse. Wear socks if you’re ashamed of your feet, bitch. I want to see an official weigh-in made by a doctor or nurse. Fatties are not reliable.

    BTW I couldn’t watch when she started talking about alcaline water and electrolytes.

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  4. I just thought of something. Obviously it’s very very possible Chantal is just straight up faking it but to the best of my knowledge she’s not using some car manufacturing scale like AL and most bathroom scales top out around 400lbs. Is it possible she is seeing 375 but like her scale is having difficulties getting an accurate reading cause she’s over the limit or so close to it?

    Probably optimistic but like girl has to have but on weight. Fat and water. She’s just so much more bloated and fluffier.
     
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  5. If you put them together and dope out the most common words, the overriding message seems to be:

    "Like, I just know I'm really gonna get healthy and eat people..."
     
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  6. this time she's serious about it

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    "I have educated myself very well to support my "beliefs" thank you very much."
     
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  8. it wasn't long ago that she read that binge code book and educated everyone that fasting is the worst thing someone with binge eating disorder can do and that it only leads to binge episodes.

    at this point she really did try everything there is out there yet still believes it's the type of food that's making her fat, not the amount. i wanted to ask what's next but i forgot this is chantal and that she will just restart the cycle and expect some magic.
     
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  9. Lmao the expert speaks

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    Something off about this picture?

    I dunno man this is my favorite thing about Chantal and AL, it never fails to make me laugh. Their insistence that they're diet and nutrition experts despite doing nothing but failing at it their entire lives. Whether it be Amberlynn "I could teach a class on nutrition" Reid or Chantal who gets her expert knowledge off netflix documentaries and mommy blogs. And they get so fucking triggered about it too lol, who wants to bet this is going to be the start of a new tantrum and departure
     
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  10. Yeah things have been a bit calm for a while now. I think its time for a chimp out.
     
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  11. It's weird she fluctuates between caring about magic toxins that can only be avoided by eating expensive groceries and magic water, and pigging out on mystery meat and plastic cheese from Arbys.:thinking:
     
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  12. Chantal is truly immature and naïve if she believes there are no toxins in that special bottled water, those oranges and grapefruits. Bet she still believes in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy
     
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  13. [​IMG]

    Seems our girl is totally avoiding tap water, even when it comes to showering.
     
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  14. Someone should tell Chantal that sugar and carbs are the worst toxins atm for her liver. She's probably not too far from fatty liver and no matter how much she tries to "detox" her liver, it isn't going to work if her liver is dying.

    But noooo, she's more worried about tap water.
     
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  15. Any bets on how long the "water fast" lasts? I'm guessing it ended right after she finished filming yesterday's vlog, which is still giving her more credit than she probably deserves :optimistic:
     
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  16. In all honesty and based on her previous behavior, I believe there is no water fast at all.
    It's just for the show.
     
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  17. Well, she's missing some teeth in the back of her mouth ...maybe she wanted to prove haters wrong and to summon one:lol:
     
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  18. The chin needs work but this will do for now.

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  19. She is a colossal shit show, if she spent some of her time not answering youtube trollbait comments, watching debunked netflix documentaries and reading kiwifarms she would be 374lbs right now.
     
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  20. So, to sum up recent Chantal events, according to her, everything was ok medically from her ER visit concerning blood pressure and glucose levels. She was just dehydrated. But yet, suddenly she's watching the morbidly obese get autopsied on Netflix and having panic attacks. And now she's fasting and still 375 pounds.

    In reality, I bet her glucose and blood pressure were FUBARed, she saw her real weight, and the ER doctor treated her immediate symptoms and then referred her to see her regular doctor which she does not have. So, now she's having the beginnings of a meltdown because she knows she is screwed but can't bring herself to change (the panic attack and desperate water fast bs to "reset" her body). She knows it and we know it. The best is yet to come. Just grab your popcorn, sit back, and watch the show.
     
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