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  1. She took out the part talking about her friend.
     
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  2. Surprisingly decent and lucid.
     
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  3. she's so gracious with them trotters grabbing and trying to hold the chopsticks, who the fuck eats like that and holds chopsticks like that, I'd be so embarrassed if i went to sushi place with her, just ask for a fork. Ah nah sorry forgot she can't do a for either, it has to be a serving spoon
     
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  4. Soooo she's pretty much confirming she already binged by not doing her promised weigh in. What happened to that "I will succeed" bullshit? Couldnt even last 2 weeks into the new year, Amberlynn is beating her as of now
     
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  5. Updates, didn't go to OA, and her scale is broken (HA, just like Amberlynn), might be the batteries. She'll weigh herself at the gym.
     
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  6. On top of all that
    Lets see if she actually goes to the gym tomorrow.

    Im having a pretty good laugh so far, and im only 4 minutes in.
     
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  7. Says shes been eating a lot of junk food. Says she's still "vegan" but sometimes she doesn't realize things have animal products in them and she's still learning... Uh-huh.. She's looking all around, and looks very sad. Its obvious she's lying about all the success aspects of her narrative.

    I can't believe AL beat her. She didn't last one day.

    Edit: Haha, says she is looking into psuedo science for a cure for her cysts. Claims she has a firm belief in it.
     
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  8. wow Amberlynn is having a more successful 2018 weight loss journey than her HA HA HA
     
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  9. Wow. Almost got through an entire video without doing her fucking RIDICULOUSLY IRRITATING Barney on speed voice then ruined it with less than 10 seconds left. At least she wasn't repeating "HES BEEEEZIN" 30 times thinking it was cute and hilarious, I guess.
     
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  10. Chantal is a total idiot. It's the same story with her every day. She's going to be sorry she didn't have those cysts removed and waited another six months. She doesn't want to accept she's not 21 anymore. She'll be 34 soon. and she still doesn't know what she wants. My sister had a cyst on one ovary and it burst causing her to be very sick and she ended up getting an emergency hysterectomy. She cant mess around with things like that. Gawd, how can she be so stupid? She has the mentality of a 5 yr old. There is something wrong with her and I can't figure out what it is.
     
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  11. this video is a shit show. She has a weeks worth of snacks and opens the majority of them just to try them... She just either A. wasted a bunch of food by opening it all at once or B. Will eat it all in one sitting because she "doesn't" want to waste food.
     
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  12. Im going to go with option B.
     
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  13. She casually slept in for her OA..um what?? Anyone who is serious about change doesn't sleep in for their meetings lmao
     
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  14. That's a lot of sugar in that vegan snack box. Really healthy Chantal, whatever ....
     
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  15. All she could say was "It's good", "Interesting" and "Mmmmmm (eyeroll)" - nice REVIEW, Jabba HeeHee
    Even Bibi knew her 'haul' was shitty... that cough was everything :)

    Edit: Did she blame Bibi or her cat for farting? I bet she did it
     
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  16. I burst out laughing when she was eating the candy bar and she edited out the part where she eats half of it and then goes "I like that one!"

    No shit, it's a fucking candy bar and you're a morbidly obese woman. This is the stuff punchlines are made of.

    All those snacks are just over priced junk food loaded with salt.
     
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  17. Some of those vegan snacks looked completely tasteless..I bet she only eats the chocolate bars and oreos most of the time
     
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  18. She is a food addict. That is her problem.
    When she seeks medical advice, they always tell her she needs to loose weight, but she doesn't want to do that. So, she just plugs her ears, ignores her growing medical problems and stuffs her face. You can see this kind of behavior in shows like my 600 pound life. The person always screeches like a toddler when the doctor tells them they have to loose weight before surgery. Some people actually wake up and change themselves. But it is a drastic change and you can actually see the point they realize they have got to do something. Because after that point, they change their behavior. and they do in fact, loose weight. It is a mental problem they have to deal with. Whatever is making them seek food for comfort they have to confront. Until she does this, she will never change.
     
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  19. New video is up. Just started it:



    Ok finished it. This video is incredibly boring. There is nothing in it worth watching. She pretends to like broccoli and brown rice and rambles incoherently about how she wants to write a teenage novel series and how people that don't like vegetables are "weird".

    Go figure there's no followup on any of her commitments like going to OA, new video equipment and exercise.

    Oh, and in the beginning she does some paid ad for some shitty free to play mobile game.
     
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    #1159 thejackal, Jan 12, 2018
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  20. She also wiped her hand on her clothes again. For God sakes Chantal, get a napkin. It's such a disgusting habit.
     
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