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Meet Sagittariusshawty, more affectionately known as “Shawty” or "Sagi". Sagi is a 25-year-old morbidly obese sex worker, storytime YouTuber, and minor social media celebrity.
As a self-proclaimed “FAT HOE”, Sagi is infamous for her YouTube videos wherein she describes her sexual escapades in intense and immensely graphic detail.
A short glance at her Twitter header tells you almost everything you need to know.
Sagi first gained notoriety in 2018 when she posted a video titled “hoe rules”. Viewers were initially taken aback by her confidence, deformed and haggard appearance, and her outrageous stories told with a deadpan, nonchalant delivery. Highlights of her storytime career thus far include: contracting chlamydia in her eye, catfishing her Tinder dates, and her affinity for group sex with Somalian men whom she refers to as “Abdis”. For the full Sagi experience, I would highly recommend watching the two videos below.
On December 21st, 1995, Chelsea Marie Young was born poor, fat trash in Newfoundland, Canada but grew up in Kitchener, Ontario. Chelsea frequently speaks on her time in the sex trade. While she no longer belongs to a pimp, Sagi occasionally uploads to PornHub and maintains an active OnlyFans community. While writing this OP, Sagi’s OnlyFans and YouTube accounts have 2.3k and 76.6k subscribers, respectively.
Sagi has an undying love for black dick. You may ask yourself, why does this matter? As evidenced above, Sagi’s sexual imperialism forms the basis of her entire personality and the bulk of her YouTube and social media content. Many of her videos detail and document her treks to Toronto, Brampton, and Mississauga to meet up with Tinder dates for some blobfish lovin’ in exchange for a bottle of cheap liquor and dinner.
VLOG: TINDER DATE
Suicide Baiting, Attention Whoring, and Messiness
Sagi is no stranger to drama. During episodes of substance abuse, Chelsea enjoys going on Instagram live. There are three modes to coked-out Sagi: suicide baiting, attention whoring by doing nasty shit, and fighting with her viewers.
In one of her more desperate lives, Sagi pulls out a knife and “drags” the blade across her cheeks and chin, drawing no blood and leaving no marks in the process. Shawty repeats this pattern of behavior in late December 2020 where she is taken into police custody and psychologically evaluated thereafter.
SagShawty Tries to Off Herself?
As a facet of her attention whoring, Sagi is known to commit various obscenities on her livestream to provoke shock and disgust from her viewers. One documented instance of this is when she live-streamed at a trick’s house. For reasons unknown, Sagi enters the bathroom and films herself sticking her trick’s toothbrush up her nose followed by a thorough wash in the toilet.
One of the funniest and most entertaining occurrences in the Sagiverse is when she gets cussed out live. This is when you get to see the “bad bitch” facade completely crack and her insecurities come to the surface. Another instance of Shawty being humbled occurred when she confronted a "hater" or an "opp" on the street. The barking rotund chihuahua adorned with neon pink weave was no match for the gentleman. If you want a good chuckle, I would implore you to watch the two videos below.
Sagittarius Shawty Gets Cussed Out
Shawty Gets Knocked the FUCK Out
Sagi’s fanbase is primarily composed of “YASS KWEEN, get cancelled sis sksksksk” zoomers. As you all know, this demographic is consumed by the cringey identity politics one would find in the bowels of SJW Twitter. Now for a lovely juxtaposition. Sagi has a penchant for shouting racial slurs at any black dude that crosses her. Luckily, this was all caught on video and it’s hilarious.
Sagi Says the Gamer Word
Her comment sections are littered with stan Twitter denizens. Some of her viewers deserve threads of their own to be honest.
Eye Chlamydia (Eye-mydia)
When Sagi is not busy arguing with randoms on livestream, the local Somali population is colonizing her eyes with Chlamydia trachomatis. Given that her “body count” is even higher than her weight, it would be impossible for Sagi to pinpoint which partner had given her chlamydia. Sagi believed the source was a local meth head escort specializing in "BBFS" (bareback full service). To Sagi’s luck, she shares tricks with the same escort. Sagi opts not to use protection while servicing these tricks, by virtue of her belief that her PCOS has rendered her infertile.
After a long night of hooking, Sagi recognized that she was experiencing chlamydia symptoms, and subsequently tested positive for it at a local clinic.
A few days later our blobfish princess awakened to what appeared to be pink eye. After additional trips to the clinic, hospital referrals, and two rounds of medication, it was determined that Sagi had a chlamydia infection in her eye. By this point she was experiencing light sensitivity and an inability to open her eyes. The doctor explained to Sagi that she must have touched a chlamydia-colonized surface ie, a dirty dick, and then rubbed her eye. While the light sensitivity has subsided, Sagi has permanent partial vision loss in one of her eyes.
The TL;DR/W of the eye-mydia saga is that the eyemydia was so strong, it was testing the limits of standard treatments. All the usual antibiotics were rendered ineffective by this African sex vengeance superstrain, and they had to use progressively stronger meds to wipe it out. The eye-mydia sat in there for weeks stewing like an overused ocular latrine eating her vision.
I Got [email protected] in My Eyes
Blobfish Behind Bars
Not only are Sagi’s sexual escapades well-documented, her run-ins with the law are as well.
In STORYTIME: I WAS ARRESTED, Sagi tells the story of when she was property of a pimp. In short, Sagi tries to fraudulently secure a loan for her pimp, but was too stupid and drunk to pull it off and got herself arrested. Her father begrudgingly bails her out of jail and he lectures her about the dangers of prostitution and meeting randoms off the Internet.
For some context for the next charges, Sagi posted a near-viral video of her getting rammed on a staircase onto Snapchat. Shortly after, Sagi joined an Instagram live of users talking about the video. The men on the IG live roast Sagi for her debauchery. She recognizes one of the men as a trick of hers and she calls him out. He denies the allegations. At this time, Sagi was homeless and living in a Brampton motel. During the IG live, a current trick gives Sagi a bottle of Ciroc in exchange for head. Apparently, this video exists on XVideos titled “IG Thot lit”.
While still on IG live, the same man who denied patronizing her services begins to berate her again. She gives him her address telling him to “pull up” and he does. She tries to chicken out but then gussies up and starts yelling at him. In the heat of passion, Sagi pulls out the bottle of Ciroc and throws it at the angry Somali. He ducks and the bottle demolishes a glass door behind him. The motel staff confront her and call the police. Sagi does not leave as all of her belongings are in the motel. The police arrive and she is arrested, then shortly released. Out of revenge, Sagi “exposes” several of her tricks.
Sagittarius Shawty Interview (not necessarily interesting, but it features Shawty on mainstream Toronto media)
In “WHY I’M GOING TO JAIL”, while out at a reggae club with some friends, Sagi gets into a fight with another fat chick and pepper sprays her. Thankfully, the majority of this altercation was caught on video.
After fleeing the scene, the gang gets pulled over by the police and inebriated Sagi admits to the possession of pepper spray under her wig. She is promptly arrested. While Sagi could have been released immediately, in a drunken rage, Sagi assaults a police officer which causes her to spend four days in jail where she meets some subscribers!
Her charges are as follows: three counts of assaulting a police officer, two counts of assault with a weapon, one count of violation of probation, one count of possession of weapon intended to cause harm, and one count of uttering threats. Sagi hopes to find a jail wife/family. She has been watching “Orange is the New Black” in preparation for her jail sentence! To economize words for this OP, the story of her time in jail is told in the video “I’m back hello”.
Sagi Bar Fight
Funny Behaviors and Characteristics
- Epitomizes oversharing and TMI
- Brazen confidence across all situations
- Slurred speech or speech impediment? Bolth!
- Periodic suicide baiting and perennial mental health slacktivism
- Deviated septum and morbid obesity renders her to breathe like a pug drowning in maple syrup
- Strong distaste for Caucasian male genitalia
- Ate, drank, and snorted herself into "infertility"
- Dropped out of high school because "a bitch can't do math"
- Owns a sexually frustrated rabbit named after the rapper DMX
- Holds the record for most well-documented eye chlamydia case of all time
- Da da da da da, whatever whatever
Videos of General Interest
My first train experience
I'm back hello
Storytime: I was arrested
Why I'm going to jail
The Somali Fight
Twitter (account suspended)
Active Twitter (Archive)
Instagram: sagittariusshawty8 (personal), dmxhatesu (bunny account, yes, really), menaretrash2.0 (deleted spam account), & menaretrash3.0 (active spam, highly private)
Snapchat: sagidaphatty (deleted), sagshawty666 (active?), sagihatesyou
To close the OP, I would like to thank & acknowledge @Kamov Ka-52 @mrsm0rbid @Pineapple Fox @StrawberryDouche @THOTto @Twinkie for their help in creating this thread. Without their archives, edits, and critiques, this thread would not exist and for that I am very thankful.