True & Honest Fan
This is literally his only ticket to continuing to be the Teflon Tard, that the prosecutor undergoes the same absolute brain lock other people, including me, have faced even just trying to fucking think of this shit. All I think is how can this just stop and go away.Depending on what physical evidence they have, it might just have been enough to make the prosecutor offer a sweetheart plea deal, since fuck dealing with a case like this where even the facts are in doubt.
I hope the prosecutor is in the same mindset. Because I don't want to think about this shit any more.