Chris writes to Kengle from Prison (dated October 4th, 2021) -

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Epic Fisting Man

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Don't know what thread to put this in since the update thread is locked but Chris wrote a letter to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt as sonichu.

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Phalanges Mycologist

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What the fuck did I just read?

Seriously he's so far off the Depend the Mariana Trench would seem more apt, but he at least remembered to beg, that's going to be a important skill for him going forward.

But what's this about a prair rug and deck of playing cards? Is he finding depth in playing solitaire while sitting on a rug?
 

Epic Fisting Man

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This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist

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This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Bod, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

I'm guessing now there is going to be a lot of unfunny weens trying that on CWC's behalf, I just hope it backfires on him.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I just want to know if he's going to request that the prison guards address him as Sonichu.
They'll just give him nicknames like every inmates have.
This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Bod, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.
Forget Snowden, Chris deserves a pardon for what she had done to her mother.
If that happens, we might hear more from Fox News.
 

Phalanges Mycologist

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I've just noticed something, he say's that others have failed there tests epically? That would seem to imply he's tried reaching out to others from prison and there are more letters floating around out there that haven't been posted.

I wonder who he's wrote, Barb I'm guessing and possibly Rocky? they would be unwilling to share but anyone else? So far we've had Ken and Null but I wonder if he's written to any other Christorical figures or if they have reached out to him and he's replying as and when he gets a chance to.
 

Huge Fuckin Nerd

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Also should this get a new thread?
Does there really need to be a new thread? It's not like there's much to say. It's a relatively small update all things considered.

Now if Chris manages to establish a correspondence with someone on the outside, that would be a hell of a lot more threadworthy.


EDIT: Now I just look silly.
 
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