Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

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How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Gay Communist Gun Club

Marx was not a gay
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I'm the last person to encourage abuse as someone who has been abused, but Jesus Christ, I'd be gettin' physical too if some lazy neck beard was leaving sweet tea jugs everywhere in my house, not showering and being a general fucking pig.

I have to admit I've gained a bit of compassion for her love of Portland. I'll never go there probably, but I experience the same thing with Montreal. It is genuinely a heaven for me and it's a dream for me to live there, and so I can totally empathize with her Portland love. And hell, I even support her want to live there.

There's a difference though between committing to a new life in a new city and basically just using it as a blind to vanish your cluster B defects and general toxic traits. For me the MTL thing has been almost a decade in the making and with me committing to a job in the Canadian army, a relocation to that promised land looks very possible (in due time, of course). But Clit will just forever be determined to live the Nomadic loser life but with extra steps. It almost seems like she knows she needs to commit to something, but just chooses not to, and it's kinda sad really.
What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.
 

Ruin

Mercenary Slut
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What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.

Small town, suburban, and rural people tend to be suspicious of obvious weirdos. Progressive mega cities are the only places she can find idiots that are naive enough to con.
 

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
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What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.
That's the mischief of BPD. She needs--needs--a steady stream of constant affirmation from everyone around her. Anything less is abuse, especially when run through the filter of troonery to make even the most innocuous things into violent transphobia, and the only solution is to run to another source of affirmation in another state.
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.

What both @Ruin and @Wallace said, and also she grew up in GA near the more city-lite-but-still-suburban environment. With all its judgment, need for a car and so forth. The financially-despair-persons of the USA typically receive low or no cost public trammatation passes and coupons, so she can galavant all over.

Meanwhile, my google thinks I'm SUPER DUPER gay because I cannot for the life of me find her queer choir. I don't want to t o u c h any p o o but I do just wanna listen. Morbid curiosity. What's wrong with me. I need vodka.
 

nets_awesome

You're as dense as usual... But, I don't blame you
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What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.
Big cities are likely to have better gibs/services which is funded by the high cost of living. She could find a place for a fraction of the cost in the middle of nowhere but there’d be no free housing, therapy etc.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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Big cities are likely to have better gibs/services which is funded by the high cost of living. She could find a place for a fraction of the cost in the middle of nowhere but there’d be no free housing, therapy etc.
That, and a lot of her costs are probably covered by mooching. You need plenty of marks around for that.
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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What draws this goofy idiot to cities though? And notice it's never cities that are affordable, but rather have 'trans affirming services yadda yadda'.
Colt is a mooch. Inexpensive cities tend to be smaller, are less affluent, and thus offer fewer social services she can avail herself of. Public transit also tends to be much more limited, so even if she found cheap housing, it would be offset by her being car-dependent.

They also don't have as many private LGBTQ+ charities that would cater to her, or be big enough to meet her "needs." She pretty much used the Center on Halstead's drop-in center in Chicago as her living room, even when she had an apartment, because she has absolutely no ability to be alone with herself. As a Borderliner, she needs huge amounts of attention and validation (which I'm sure makes her an even bigger nightmare as a roommate than her body odor and slovenliness). She also used CoH's mental health services (both group and individual) before getting fired by her therapist and banned from group sessions for basically being a toxic attention hog who is resistant to treatment.

To gain access to the kinds of services she mooches from, she has to be in a city with enough disposable wealth sloshing around to support them, and a hyperprogressive social and political atmosphere that makes saying no to her (or any other troon) a human rights issue. Oh, and not require a car. So that means Chicago, Portland, Seattle, and Oakland, despite them all being prohibitively expensive.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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Abusive speech according to BPD trainwrecks:

* Asking them to take the trash out to the curb on garbage day
* Asking them if they can find the time to push the vacuum around the house some
* Telling them to remember to put their fast food wrappers in the trash
* Reminding them to replace the toilet paper on the holder if they're the last one to use it
* Telling them no one wants to hear their autistic tard screeching while they masturbate
* Reminding them what topics are unacceptable for conversation in mixed company
* If you going to watch porn all day, take it elsewhere. Preferably your room with the door closed
* How's that job search coming along?
 

Gay Communist Gun Club

Marx was not a gay
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Abusive speech according to BPD trainwrecks:

* Asking them to take the trash out to the curb on garbage day
* Asking them if they can find the time to push the vacuum around the house some
* Telling them to remember to put their fast food wrappers in the trash
* Reminding them to replace the toilet paper on the holder if they're the last one to use it
* Telling them no one wants to hear their autistic tard screeching while they masturbate
* Reminding them what topics are unacceptable for conversation in mixed company
* If you going to watch porn all day, take it elsewhere. Preferably your room with the door closed
* How's that job search coming along?
>"Colt, I thought I told you take the garbage out, it still stinks in here!"
>"But I did."

Colt is slowly turning tranny sympathetic big city liberals more conservative one lease at a time.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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>"Colt, I thought I told you take the garbage out, it still stinks in here!"
>"But I did."

Colt is slowly turning tranny sympathetic big city liberals more conservative one lease at a time.

To take out the trash Colt needs to walk her ass out to the curb and sit down.
 

flower hat

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Has Clit's porn profile been shared here yet? I'll take the horrifying ratings for 500 Alex.

Spoilering for some not safe for life language in the description. The live PH page links to her usual, non-porn Twitter and Instagram, in case any of us were beginning to think we have an opsec genius on our hands.

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https://www.pornhub.com/model/issaccumking

https://archive.md/3kvvr
 

twattycake

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I'm honestly surprised, I thought Colt was one of the asexual alphabet people.

From what I can tell she seems to be in the same boat as CWC: She understands that sex is this taboo and interesting thing but is too developmentally disabled to understand why it's such a big deal or have a well-defined sexuality.

I know CWC has posted truly horrifying nudes/videos over the years but according to the CWCki his sex drive is actually pretty low - he just thinks fucking a woman will make his life better somehow.
 

JY's Tampon

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Has Clit's porn profile been shared here yet? I'll take the horrifying ratings for 500 Alex.

Spoilering for some not safe for life language in the description. The live PH page links to her usual, non-porn Twitter and Instagram, in case any of us were beginning to think we have an opsec genius on our hands.

Well, that was gross. She's back in Portland, didn't know she smokes weed, and she's getting enormous.
 

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