Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

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How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

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Well, that was gross. She's back in Portland, didn't know she smokes weed, and she's getting enormous.
I feel like it's just as likely that she's too lazy to update it to her latest location, much like she was too lazy to spell Isaac right.

Don't know what I was expecting as far as a "disabled" T-person trying to break into "sex work" selling $50 cooch videos on pornhub. But the mis spelled fake name coupled with a link to her real accounts elsewhere is really classic Colt somehow.
 
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Wow I regret going to that page so much.

Does Colt even make money off that PornHub “content”? I can’t imagine there’s much demand for videos of a fat, hairy dyke with her tits cut off masturbate.

Also, good job for Colt only watching 750 videos. I would have imagined it was more.
 

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Spoilering for some not safe for life language in the description. The live PH page links to her usual, non-porn Twitter and Instagram, in case any of us were beginning to think we have an opsec genius on our hands.


The Instagram is not pornographic but it still made me die a little inside, she's still a human dumpster fire.

The links below are in reverse chronological order:

More confirmation she might just be retarded (also did her Star of David always have the trans pride colors?):


Still has very childish tastes in clothes and toys:


Apparently in an open relationship with an engaged TiF:


Surgery scars (apparently being strong is only possible because of her gender transition):


Was living in Seattle as recently as seven weeks ago with a different TiF:


Wants to be a gender-deviant parent:


The Alex Jones/"gay frogs" jokes write themselves sometimes (this one's out of order to make the post less depressing):


EDIT: Twitter isn't nearly as funny but it has a few gems.

Literally rewriting the history of English for her pronouns:


"Sometimes you have to bribe yourself to take a bath", confirmed for being gross:


Retweeting a holiday shopping guide that supports sex workers:


The whole account seems to only have content going back to mid-November before anyone asks why there's not more.
 
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The Instagram is not pornographic but it still made me die a little inside, she's still a human dumpster fire.

The links below are in reverse chronological order:

More confirmation she might just be retarded (also did her Star of David always have the trans pride colors?):


Still has very childish tastes in clothes and toys:


Apparently in an open relationship with an engaged TiF:


Surgery scars (apparently being strong is only possible because of her gender transition):


Was living in Seattle as recently as seven weeks ago with a different TiF:


Wants to be a gender-deviant parent:


The Alex Jones/"gay frogs" jokes write themselves sometimes (this one's out of order to make the post less depressing):


EDIT: Twitter isn't nearly as funny but it has a few gems.

Literally rewriting the history of English for her pronouns:


"Sometimes you have to bribe yourself to take a bath", confirmed for being gross:


Retweeting a holiday shopping guide that supports sex workers:


The whole account seems to only have content going back to mid-November before anyone asks why there's not more.
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Has Clit's porn profile been shared here yet? I'll take the horrifying ratings for 500 Alex.

Spoilering for some not safe for life language in the description. The live PH page links to her usual, non-porn Twitter and Instagram, in case any of us were beginning to think we have an opsec genius on our hands.

There's a variety of reasons why Colt is so maladjusted, but when you only hang out with troons and enby weirdos, that certainly plays a role. I can't recall seeing Colt interact with an actual non-gender special person in any link here. All Colt knows is manipulating sympathetic people, usually also trannies.

Also 'trans non-binary' has no fucking meaning if you actually believe what those words are supposed to mean.
 

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I'm digging for the online queer choir only because I've heard her singing voice and it's not good. I'm curious how the entire thing sounds together.

While searching I've infected my machine with GayWare. Now ads pop up all the time on other sites for "alternative " music sites. And I'm not talking about Better than Ezra alternative.
 

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I'm digging for the online queer choir only because I've heard her singing voice and it's not good. I'm curious how the entire thing sounds together.

While searching I've infected my machine with GayWare. Now ads pop up all the time on other sites for "alternative " music sites. And I'm not talking about Better than Ezra alternative.
ResonaTe is a trans choir in Chicago that's one likely suspect. She had some direct ties to "guys" involved with them back in her first rounds of LGBT Roommate Scams. It is frequented by the same lot who engage in CommunityCave's FTM Support Group (formerly ManCave, now corrected to be more PC).

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I imagine with or without her the group sounds about like Colt looks *sigh*

Speaking of CommunityCave I can't remember if Colt's profile from their eye burning site has been shared here.

My name is Colt Seidman. I have been a member for several years. This group is important to me because it helps us get more involved with our community. Having support is very important and CommunityCave has gone above and beyond in facilitating that need. I've been to a number of different trans support groups in different states and this is by far the most supportive group that I have ever come across. We are non judgmental and provide a safe space so that your voice can be heard in a place that feels like home. I highly recommend ManCave to anyone that wants more support.

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