حلال Connor Bible -

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 87 11.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 55 7.1%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 454 58.5%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 180 23.2%

  • Total voters
    776

Smutley

Kill Count: 2
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Jace, Phil, Greta, Chris... when this site was down the cow I missed most was our own Fatty Dingdongs.

Connor has been a busy, busy boy indeed.
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The simple fact I'm posting these links here means Connor will probably never update them again. And even though I'm still super mad at him for the whole Vordrak betrayal I still love his writing and wish he'd show us more.
Alphaboy Chapter 1
Redesigning Eva, a thriller fiction
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Oh shit, sonnn... oh shit....
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AWWW YEAAAAA-
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FUCKY YOU!!!!!
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No, dude, you started out so well and now you're falling into the "give advice" trap. Danger dude, danger!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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The Mind and the Matter
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edit: The Papist proves he's much too good a friend for Connor :( Maybe I'll adopt him as my bestie instead. WHO KNOWS
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@Connor Bible did you get a Kettlebell yet?

In the last month I started a new KB program and the results are outrageous. My back-arms have become huge.
You know this hasn't happened. Just as his "writing" isn't happening.

Connor will forever be making excuses as to why he can't achieve his goals. I just wonder what will fill that void when he finishes college (or drops out)
 

Xarpho

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The simple fact I'm posting these links here means Connor will probably never update them again. And even though I'm still super mad at him for the whole Vordrak betrayal I still love his writing and wish he'd show us more.
Traitorous as that was, I highly doubt Connor knew who he was dealing with (maybe that's the real reason Connor never released the emails, because Vordrak was threatening him but who knows). They do have a mutual interest in unhealthy obsessions with female celebrities, though.
 

ChurchOfGodBear

He's just this guy, you know?
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If it got any slower it might go in reverse.
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Autists aren't human tho
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Connor should actually just write what he does each day, on an hour-by-hour basis. I'd love to see a total of how much time he spends masturbating, walking with grandma, and re-watching old VHS movies, and compare that with the time he can't seem to find for writing. But then, @Connor Bible is so sure he knows better than us.
 

BOLDYSPICY!

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Wasn't he browbeating Molly months earlier over talking shit about Trump?
Molly @Smutley, do you know where these caps are?
Now, remember, Connor has been really upset with Molly for posting anti-trump maymays. REALLY MAD, even though he apologized and also doesn't like trump and most likely won't vote in the election because he didn't register and also because he can't drive and because it cuts into his masturbation and movie times, but he's still mad.
 
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