Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste

calcipher

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Love how her house journey started the minute Anna said she bought a house. In the same area its interesting to see how opposite their experiences are:
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If you make SOOO MUCH MONEY, how is it that you've not made enough to save on a down payment for a house? It's not capitalism's fault that you spend every penny you earn on ugly clothes and junk food, Corissa. If you're not financially responsible enough to save money, you're not financially responsible enough to own a home, simple as that.
 

Bibbity Bobbity

Bleh.
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So, let's see if I understand this.

A person $100,000 in debt (lol, that's what she's willing to admit to; probably muuuuch more) with shit $$ management wants a mortgage.

Not long ago, it was MANDATORY to have 20% down. It's also evidence you can manage your money. You're goddamn right high income is no guarantee you get a mortgage- many rich people stink at money management.

And I hate to break it to poor Corissa: it's NOT uncommon have parents who give down payment $$$. Life isn't fair.

You enjoy the fruits of capitalism, Corissa. You just don't want to admit you obtain joy from over-consuming luxury items, clothes, beauty products, and of course, food. How much consumer debt is in that $100,000?

It aaaalmost sounds like you expect white people in your income bracket to handed a mortgage, just *because*. If I didn't know you were so against white privilege. You're a shitty credit risk. I'm surprised we haven't heard: imagine how much worse it would be if we were black!

The pre-2008 practice of giving mortgages to people no money down, because they feel they're somehow worthy? That's the bullshit.
 

blue gopher snakes

*hiss hiss*
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Coco acting like claiming to be “self-employed” is a magic password that unlocks respect and extra special treatment has SUCH potent “MLM mom on Facebook” energy.

People like her are the reason that business owners are required to provide additional documentation when making a major purchase like a property/home. In some cases self-employed mortgage applicants also need to put more money down or, as Coco is finding out, accept the PMI on the loan. They will have to submit to more rigorous examination of their finances and probably provide profit and loss statements or tax info for a set number of years. This is a minor headache at worst to a business owner but an insurmountable wall of fatphobia for Corissa.

If she was actually self-employed instead of just a dumb fat bitch online, she’d probably conclude that PMI isn’t worth a tantrum. She could also research whether it will fall off after a period of time or find out how soon she can re-fi for more favorable loan terms including deletion of the PMI.
 

Chamaelirium

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There’s something uniquely tragic about Corissa mismanaging her money by the overconsumption of new fashions, lingerie, makeup, trendy restaurants/bars etc.

It's a mistake many women make, surely some readers here have, and yet thinking about Corissa making this error makes me wince.

When you think of many women living this life, most are at least getting the benefits of this side of the deal.

They ARE glamorous.
They look STUNNING in the designer size two miniskirt & heels they spent a month's rent on.
That Dior mascara cost as much as a tank of gas in Joe Biden's America but it makes them look like a doe-eyed princess.
They blew a day's wages on a tab at a trendy new eaterie (and barely got anything to eat!), but they turned the head of every red-blooded man with a pulse when they walked in the door.
The shoes, frocks, and clothes in their closet cost a sum that (had it been invested wisely instead) probably could have set them up for a more comfortable retirement, but hell, at least in their golden years if funds are meager these women will still have the memories (and the photos) of being a gorgeous woman who was seen, desired, and lived as only glamorous, beautiful women can.
And after she has lived it up, the beautiful woman has a damn good chance of landing a steady suitor who doesn't mind working hard to support her for the joy of having a beautiful wife.

Meanwhile, a woman who is thrifty and not into the glamorous life can squirrel away and invest, work a career, buy her clothes at Walmart and payless shoes, retire a millionaire at 40, and spend the rest of her life in comfort and style traveling the world as a reward for working hard in her youth. If she teams up with a man of similar disposition you can multiply the rewards.

Corissa gets NONE of the above. Not the security from being an industrious plain jane who saves every penny and lives in blessed prosperity and comfort in her old age. Nor the merriment and glamour and memories of a life lived in style.

She has the bank account of the prodigal son and the tragically unglamorous and unstylish life of 400 lb flyover country death fat. She has the reward of neither the ant nor the grasshopper.

Utter tragedy.
 

Angry New Ager

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She's over 100k in debt, has an unpredictable income, no down payment, and expects to be handed a home loan? Her delusion is painful.
I mean, where does she think she is? 2006?

Since I doubt Corissa paid much attention to the news back around 2009-2011, she'd be well-advised to read up on the economic crisis we were having back then, and how the coke and hookers binge sub-prime mortgage giveaway party of the late '00s ended in a massive wave of foreclosures.

People who couldn't properly afford houses because they had no down payment and/or a lot of debt--you know, people JUST LIKE CORISSA--managed to get mortgage loans, and proceeded to buy houses, because they felt they deserved them, it was their dream, etc. When that bubble burst? God, that was ugly.

Lenders are a lot more cautious these days, but I still see a lot of people getting in over their heads to buy a house, especially in hot markets where FOMO trumps logic and caution. According to Zillow, Lawrence hasn't been infected with the madness of, say, Austin; home prices there have remained flat for the last few years (and holy shit, nice houses there are so fucking cheap, compared to here on the West Coast). So at least she wouldn't be buying in a crazy bubble market.

But she still can't afford a fucking house, and she's a bad risk, and screeching about how unfair that is won't change things. If she was so intent upon buying a house, she should have paid down her debt and started saving, rather than blowing money on needless crap.

And hey--she could start doing those things now. If she really does have a substantial income, she could make a lot of progress in un-fucking her finances if she really knuckles down and does it with that goal in mind. But I don't expect her to; it's a given that the same lack of impulse control and disavowal of responsibility that has caused her to gain such a shocking amount of weight in such a short amount of time is why her finances are shit, too.
 

Tathagata

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And hey--she could start doing those things now. If she really does have a substantial income, she could make a lot of progress in un-fucking her finances if she really knuckles down and does it with that goal in mind. But I don't expect her to; it's a given that the same lack of impulse control and disavowal of responsibility that has caused her to gain such a shocking amount of weight in such a short amount of time is why her finances are shit, too.
The first thing any financial planner would ask: "You spend how much money on food per month????"

But that's fatphobic and dismissive of what a beautiful goddess needs to sustain her divinity, so any advice recommending "Hey, if you only ate 1800 calories per day in x, y, and z foods, you could save thousands per year," would be immediately trashed.
 

Kujo Jotaro

Every Man Dies
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There’s something uniquely tragic about Corissa mismanaging her money by the overconsumption of new fashions, lingerie, makeup, trendy restaurants/bars etc.

It's a mistake many women make, surely some readers here have, and yet thinking about Corissa making this error makes me wince.

When you think of many women living this life, most are at least getting the benefits of this side of the deal.

They ARE glamorous.
They look STUNNING in the designer size two miniskirt & heels they spent a month's rent on.
That Dior mascara cost as much as a tank of gas in Joe Biden's America but it makes them look like a doe-eyed princess.
They blew a day's wages on a tab at a trendy new eaterie (and barely got anything to eat!), but they turned the head of every red-blooded man with a pulse when they walked in the door.
The shoes, frocks, and clothes in their closet cost a sum that (had it been invested wisely instead) probably could have set them up for a more comfortable retirement, but hell, at least in their golden years if funds are meager these women will still have the memories (and the photos) of being a gorgeous woman who was seen, desired, and lived as only glamorous, beautiful women can.
And after she has lived it up, the beautiful woman has a damn good chance of landing a steady suitor who doesn't mind working hard to support her for the joy of having a beautiful wife.

Meanwhile, a woman who is thrifty and not into the glamorous life can squirrel away and invest, work a career, buy her clothes at Walmart and payless shoes, retire a millionaire at 40, and spend the rest of her life in comfort and style traveling the world as a reward for working hard in her youth. If she teams up with a man of similar disposition you can multiply the rewards.

Corissa gets NONE of the above. Not the security from being an industrious plain jane who saves every penny and lives in blessed prosperity and comfort in her old age. Nor the merriment and glamour and memories of a life lived in style.

She has the bank account of the prodigal son and the tragically unglamorous and unstylish life of 400 lb flyover country death fat. She has the reward of neither the ant nor the grasshopper.

Utter tragedy.
Personally have never understood why fat women even care to be stylish, and plaster on makeup. They clearly don't care that much about how they look, and no amount of makeup or clothing will change peoples perception of them.
 

GrouchiCorn

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They're living in Kansas, right?

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I'm betting the owner of the house sees the increase in housing prices and the fact that it's a seller's market where homes are selling quickly (maybe there's a reason people from blue states are going to where there aren't crazy restrictions and things are cheaper? who knows...), and wants to get in on it. Ironically, the current housing market boom might be hurting their search for a cheaper home.
I live in a very blue state and the market is insanely hot here too.
 

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yoshikage

give me your hands
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Edith Puthy

I can't fight these fuelings anymore
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There’s something uniquely tragic about Corissa mismanaging her money by the overconsumption of new fashions, lingerie, makeup, trendy restaurants/bars etc.

It's a mistake many women make, surely some readers here have, and yet thinking about Corissa making this error makes me wince.

When you think of many women living this life, most are at least getting the benefits of this side of the deal.

They ARE glamorous.
They look STUNNING in the designer size two miniskirt & heels they spent a month's rent on.
That Dior mascara cost as much as a tank of gas in Joe Biden's America but it makes them look like a doe-eyed princess.
They blew a day's wages on a tab at a trendy new eaterie (and barely got anything to eat!), but they turned the head of every red-blooded man with a pulse when they walked in the door.
The shoes, frocks, and clothes in their closet cost a sum that (had it been invested wisely instead) probably could have set them up for a more comfortable retirement, but hell, at least in their golden years if funds are meager these women will still have the memories (and the photos) of being a gorgeous woman who was seen, desired, and lived as only glamorous, beautiful women can.
And after she has lived it up, the beautiful woman has a damn good chance of landing a steady suitor who doesn't mind working hard to support her for the joy of having a beautiful wife.

Meanwhile, a woman who is thrifty and not into the glamorous life can squirrel away and invest, work a career, buy her clothes at Walmart and payless shoes, retire a millionaire at 40, and spend the rest of her life in comfort and style traveling the world as a reward for working hard in her youth. If she teams up with a man of similar disposition you can multiply the rewards.

Corissa gets NONE of the above. Not the security from being an industrious plain jane who saves every penny and lives in blessed prosperity and comfort in her old age. Nor the merriment and glamour and memories of a life lived in style.

She has the bank account of the prodigal son and the tragically unglamorous and unstylish life of 400 lb flyover country death fat. She has the reward of neither the ant nor the grasshopper.

Utter tragedy.
Ah yes, the old 'buy your shoes at Payless and become a millionaire' plan. Lololol.
 

Atomic Age Animal

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Also, seeing J laying down and hearing the heavy breathing at the start of that video is genuinely horrifying. How can you exist like that?

Imagine being strangled by your own neck fat — while you're awake and fully conscious of it (at least people with sleep apnea are generally unaware of their breathlessness) — and still making a part-time job of telling people what a happy life it is to be a megadeathfat.
 

BIG DADDY

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Personally have never understood why fat women even care to be stylish, and plaster on makeup. They clearly don't care that much about how they look, and no amount of makeup or clothing will change peoples perception of them.
It’s almost more important because fat hides feminine features and skin always looks like shit at that weight. Plus the wrong clothes highlight problem areas a lot more. But it’s the difference between looking at least professional as opposed to dumpy as hell vs in a thin woman where no effort usually makes someone just look more plain.

I don’t understand though why so many fat chicks will spend an hour on their face and not an hour at the gym.
 

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