Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

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These two are so boring and quiet on sm lately.
I don't think their relationship is going anywhere, not out of love but out of codependency.

My guess is coco is being reflective due to her failed house hunting journey. The real estate market is crazy nationwide, buyers are making offers tens of thousands $$ above asking price, buyers who actually win the housing bid are often offering all-cash (100% cash, no mortgage needed) in this hot market, and coco probably can't even get a measly $20k loan since her debt is $110k and mounting.

If only their suckup loser counterpart Judy Valentin was in this housing saga too.
 

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These two are so boring and quiet on sm lately.
I don't think their relationship is going anywhere, not out of love but out of codependency.

My guess is coco is being reflective due to her failed house hunting journey. The real estate market is crazy nationwide, buyers are making offers tens of thousands $$ above asking price, buyers who actually win the housing bid are often offering all-cash (100% cash, no mortgage needed) in this hot market, and coco probably can't even get a measly $20k loan since her debt is $110k and mounting.

If only their suckup loser counterpart Judy Valentin was in this housing saga too.
I wonder if she thinks she has a better shot at housing if she can ditch J and somehow land a HVM lol
 

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Bit of digression to answer the riddle
eta: @Crepidodera fulvicornis i can't even guess the tattoo. What the fuck is going on

That's... A neck, right? Well the bloated shell of a neck.
This is The Fox. From The Little Prince.
And this is an area behind the ear (flesh on the left), but lower, closer to the corner of the jaw bone.
Fingers are covering hairline, that starts behind the ear.

Ngl, spent some time with this
 

Clovis

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Any number of things could be classed as 'something she's been building for years but no longer works' :-
Her Fat Bitch influencer grift
Her relationship with J
Her HAES deathfat spiral
Her skincare regime...

Maybe she'll declare she's done enough healing from her restrictive eating disorder and now she's bravely going to go on a WLS journey, and a real job.
No, wait...no, she's probably just going to dump J. I wouldn't be surprised if she's really becoming disabled at this point.
 

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What could she be alluding to?
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Not being able to get a mortgage loan despite the "relatively high income" she's bragged about should have been a solid reality check for her. Ideally, she would use it as an opportunity to take a hard look at her personal finances, the grievous mistakes she's been making in that area of her life, and maybe do some critical self-examination into how she uses spending money on needless crap as a drug so she can fucking stop.

But she's a Narcissist. And getting told "No, you are not the big success you've been telling yourself (and everybody else) you are. In fact, you're kind of a failure, and we will not loan you money for a house," is a massive narcissistic injury.

So like any Narc who has been (temporarily) knocked down a few pegs, she's retreated to lick her wounds and come up with a new, self-serving, self-soothing narrative about that situation, in which she minimizes her own fault, shifting as much blame as she can elsewhere. But in the meantime, she'll make a vaguepost like this in order to get a little dose of sympathetic attention.

These two are so boring and quiet on sm lately.
I don't think their relationship is going anywhere, not out of love but out of codependency.

These two are pretty boring, anyway. The only thing Corissa's able to do any more is buy shit, and all J can do is write dull sermons on how to best coddle fat people. Neither of them is physically capable of doing any more than that; the best outdoorsy stuff they can manage any more is Corissa plopped down in the dirt on the edge of a pond, or proof that J can still actually get in and out of a vehicle and stand unassisted long enough to take a photo.

And mentally, neither is capable of doing more than that, either. You'd think that in lockdown either one of them might have taken up a hobby, and shared their progress on social media. J's enough of a dullard, I can see her going for coloring books and those diamond painting kits. Corissa could maybe handle knitting, crochet, or the basics of learning how to sew. Or propagating more houseplants. Or baking delicious sourdough bread, like seemingly every other basic whitegirl was doing.

None of these things is asking a lot of either one of them; it's not like I expect them to--idk--read books and share intelligent opinions about them. But they don't do anything but take up space and mindlessly consume, before complaining that they aren't handed enough opportunities to mindlessly consume. The only thing that keeps them from being too boring to talk about is that they are so spoiled, and so entitled, and thus so worthy of ridicule.

My guess is coco is being reflective due to her failed house hunting journey. The real estate market is crazy nationwide, buyers are making offers tens of thousands $$ above asking price, buyers who actually win the housing bid are often offering all-cash (100% cash, no mortgage needed) in this hot market, and coco probably can't even get a measly $20k loan since her debt is $110k and mounting.

I don't know where you're getting this "measly $20K loan" bit from. Depending upon her intended price range, $20K is the down payment she is expected to already have in hand before approaching a lender for a mortgage loan (which, in her case, was probably going to be somewhere between $200-250K). Most people have a long-term plan to buy a house, so they spend years saving toward that down payment; a lucky few get all or part of it from their parents or grandparents. But Corissa has no savings, and thus no down payment.

Plus, she has a huge amount of existing debt (at least $110K, by her own admission), and an income that may not be seen as suitably reliable. She has an actual business selling t-shirts, but when your main gig is "social media influencer," lenders are going to side-eye that unless you can prove you're making a lot of money at it--which I don't think Corissa is. I think she gets paid more in free shit (and attention) than in actual dollars.

She must finally relize that the houseing market is waay too hot for her to even think about getting one Depression Saga incoming.

The housing market in Lawrence, KS hasn't heated up and become competitive the way it has in other areas. The median home price is only $240K, and listing prices have been flat for years. It's definitely not Austin, or Boise, or, hell, even Wichita. So her sudden impulse to buy a house wasn't due to the deadly combination of a hot market and FOMO.

Maybe she's had conflicts with her neighbors or landlord in the house she currently rents. Maybe she really did get mad jelly at Anna O'Brien buying a house. Maybe somebody significant to her in some way just bought a house, and that made her feel like she needed to buy one too. Maybe people she thought were all such losers in high school all own homes and have families now, while she's still renting. Or maybe, as she's nearing 40, she's realized that she doesn't really have anything of substance to show for being such a "success," and figures buying a house would fix that. I don't know. But I can tell you it wasn't even remotely a rational decision.

People mistakenly think the desire and drive to buy a house is completely rational, when most of the time, it's really not. It's actually one of the most intensely emotional and irrational purchases people make. The one thing that keeps most homebuyers' most primitive and childish impulses in check is getting mortgage approval, so they're at least forced to buy only what they can afford--or else emphatically told they can't buy a house because no, Corissa, you really can't afford it.

I don't know why Corissa got bit by the house-buying bug all of a sudden, but a crazy real estate market wasn't it, and it was definitely not a rational decision on her part.
 

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Fucking hell, what is her obsession with being naked all the time?! Not even Finn-mongoles are naked this much and it's basically part of summercottage culture.
Because she thinks it makes her seem sexy and carefree and loving life, when in reality she can't ride a regular bike without making it a life milestone, and admitted to 'resting' for 7 years. She's basically housebound at this point, which is deeply unglamorous to her- so the most glamorous and accessible thing she can think to do, to show how her body DOESN'T limit her no sir, is to run around naked and show it off.
Also might be because fewer of her clothes fit her too, so
 

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Because she thinks it makes her seem sexy and carefree and loving life, when in reality she can't ride a regular bike without making it a life milestone, and admitted to 'resting' for 7 years. She's basically housebound at this point, which is deeply unglamorous to her- so the most glamorous and accessible thing she can think to do, to show how her body DOESN'T limit her no sir, is to run around naked and show it off.
Also might be because fewer of her clothes fit her too, so
Remember, this is a woman who did fatty porn. So she's got an exhibitionistic streak, too.

But yeah, going naked definitely fits in with her, "I'm such a free spirit, and totally comfortable in my own fat body!" message she's trying to sell.
 

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money troubles on the horizon? :optimistic:
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Missed getting the post but this week J posted that she was sick with a double ear infection and was pretty much just fucking around pretending to work since she had taken vacation next week. She's probably been half-assing work more then ususal.
How does an adult get an ear infection like seriously I'm not saying they can't happen but they are just incredible uncommon.
 

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Mini update on Juliana: It looks like she has either been working part time since at least 2019 or only got her current job in very early 2020.

Kansas state employees' pay is a matter of public record and is listed by name rather than position. Based on this site (Go to Agency View > University of Kansas > Administrative Assistant) she was paid $17,000 and change in the fiscal year ending 30 June 2020. Many of the people on there make twice what she does including a few people in the same department (org chart here) and. $17k is greater than minimum wage working full-time but I have a really hard time seeing two people in the same exact department and position having hourly rates that differ by a factor of two. Some of the admins even make triple what she does, probably because they work for the dean or board of trustees or something.

Now for the tinfoil-hat part. In June of 2019, about a month before FY2020 started she made a blog post about "making [one's] work place safer for trans people" she talked about how she left a job because her superiors were unwilling to use her troon pronouns, a coworker ruined everybody's fun and told Juliana they were making fun of her behind her back, and she left that position.

Using the powers of autism I can come up with two theories: One, she was unemployed for about six months. This would mean that she is working full time and the $17,000 in income is from working full time from January to June of 2020 (we'll have to wait a few months for the 2021 numbers to come in). Two, she has been there longer and is working about half time.

My personal guess is that Juliana is working half-time. Obamacare requires employers to offer healthcare coverage with the option to add a spouse to any employee working over 30 hours a week. Given how greedy and unhealthy Corissa is, I'd fully expect her to marry Juliana for the health insurance alone since plans for self-employed people offer less coverage for a higher cost. I can't prove this last bit at all but it completely fits with what we know about both of them.
 

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Mini update on Juliana: It looks like she has either been working part time since at least 2019 or only got her current job in very early 2020.

I haven't found the post where she announced it yet, but J was still unemployed in early November 2019, when she and Corissa moved into their current place (which means only Corissa's name is on the lease, and she's capable of covering the entire rent payment on her own).

A lot of older posts about these two are still in the general Fat Acceptance thread, including J begging for money for food in late October 2019, just before the move, while she was still job-hunting:

Jay is e-begging for money to get food with on Twitter. :story: It looks like she and Corrissa are moving. Jay is also looking for a job.


Kansas state employees' pay is a matter of public record and is listed by name rather than position. Based on this site (Go to Agency View > University of Kansas > Administrative Assistant) she was paid $17,000 and change in the fiscal year ending 30 June 2020. Many of the people on there make twice what she does including a few people in the same department (org chart here) and. $17k is greater than minimum wage working full-time but I have a really hard time seeing two people in the same exact department and position having hourly rates that differ by a factor of two. Some of the admins even make triple what she does, probably because they work for the dean or board of trustees or something.

Now for the tinfoil-hat part. In June of 2019, about a month before FY2020 started she made a blog post about "making [one's] work place safer for trans people" she talked about how she left a job because her superiors were unwilling to use her troon pronouns, a coworker ruined everybody's fun and told Juliana they were making fun of her behind her back, and she left that position.

Using the powers of autism I can come up with two theories: One, she was unemployed for about six months. This would mean that she is working full time and the $17,000 in income is from working full time from January to June of 2020 (we'll have to wait a few months for the 2021 numbers to come in). Two, she has been there longer and is working about half time.

My personal guess is that Juliana is working half-time. Obamacare requires employers to offer healthcare coverage with the option to add a spouse to any employee working over 30 hours a week. Given how greedy and unhealthy Corissa is, I'd fully expect her to marry Juliana for the health insurance alone since plans for self-employed people offer less coverage for a higher cost. I can't prove this last bit at all but it completely fits with what we know about both of them.
She quit the previous job where her co-workers were making fun of her fat, useless ass behind her back and disrespecting her pronouns back in June or July of 2019. She didn't manage to get another job until late 2019--November or December. So she only worked for the university for about half of the 2020 fiscal year. So she's working full-time, with all the benefits that go with that, including health insurance.

I don't know what kind of health insurance coverage Corissa has, but J has over $120K in debt, mostly student loans and accrued interest that she will never, ever be able to repay, so I don't see Corissa hitching herself to that, even for health insurance. Student loans are forgiven when the original borrower dies, but during a marriage, both parties are responsible for that debt. If the original borrower defaults, or is unable to keep up with the payments, their spouse is still on the hook for them. So not marrying J may be the one intelligent financial decision Corissa has made.

Seriously--these two have a combined debt burden ($230K+) that is almost equivalent to the median cost of a house in Lawrence ($240K). That's just insane.

Sounds like Corissa is coming down hard on Jay for not making more money to pay for the house Corissa's sulking over not having.

I don't think Corissa included J when applying for a mortgage loan; I think she plans to buy the house herself (so she never has to get stuck with J when things get to hard, or share decision-making). And even if J was making a bit more money, she'd still be a liability because of all her debt. But Narcs will still find ways to blame others and make them feel guilty, even when they aren't at fault.
 

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