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Honestly of all Ralph's oh so many sins, blowing the light while making a Left is probably the most mundane of them.
Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
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Christorian X
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Welcome to the MD system. He's classified as someone who can pay to get out of trouble essentially.
MeltyTW
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ralph is both white and caucasian lol
stupid fucking pig endangering people
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I don’t think he was making a turn, he just blew through a red light and got hit by cross traffic. He might have actually looked at the road if he was making a turn.
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From looking at the car, he was hit while turning left or hit from a slightly rearward angle. Not dead on t-bone. He was hit in the right rear door first and the angle of the hit was forward in the direction of the driver side door. The way his car was damaged almost always indicates a left turn into traffic and getting hit by the traffic you are turning into. So he was turning left and got hit by the cross traffic. Trust me on this. Seen enough of them.
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Why would there be cross traffic if the light was red?
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I meant leftt and right traffic. Traffic flow of the lane he was turning into. Not oncomming traffic from the direction he began. I'm obviously not describing this well. He pulled out into traffic while making a left and got nailed by someone coming from his right.
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All of the above, plus he’s known for sex crimes against teens, coprophilia, and having a nearly invisible dick.
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Is this ticket even about the accident or some dif instance of Pig driving? Maybe the report is just void of details. I'd still expect at least "accident" to be reported, if not injuries and damage.
Puck
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Ralph almost certainly shit himself when the accident happened
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Faith posted the completed DVRO request filing:
Tweet / https://archive.md/3ex7b
As we all know, this was granted on a temporary basis pending the full hearing that Ethan has been cowering in fear of, but now we have the full document.
Tweet / https://archive.md/3ex7b
As we all know, this was granted on a temporary basis pending the full hearing that Ethan has been cowering in fear of, but now we have the full document.
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She lists Xander as their child while saying he may not be because he kept her drunk the whole time. Dumbass.
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She deleted the tweet and then posted more docs.
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Not to help her out or anything but she should send them an email instead of talking about it on twitter, it's pretty dead.
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"Must arrest" and "arrest required". Not looking good for Ethan!
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She tagged the wrong one because she's a child. She's now quote tweeting her op to the real one
CECA Loather
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Come on! Ralph isn't 5'7"! Even if there is an arrest warrant out for him, I think he won't be caught because they got the wrong height!
I know 5'7" is below average but Ralph is 5'1". He easily stands out, pun intended!
MeltyTW
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he probably told her all the ones he filled out were sevens lol
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In Ralphs fantasy world, everyone he meets knows of the Killstream and respects and admires the presenter, owner and editor of the Ralph Retort Ethan Oliver Ralph, except those faggots at Broke Dick Farms, and no one cares what they think because they work for a ped-ah-file.
No one cares, especially not Ralph, he doesn't furiously refresh his threads, seetheing and dilating to the extent it makes him miss traffic signals, Ralphs unphased by that, he's the Ralphamale, he's a winner.
Ok?
A winner.
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According to Faith's new website, Ethan is in the early stages of being prosecuted criminally in California for violating the restraining orders.
Site / https://archive.md/JYmHo
Site / https://archive.md/JYmHo