Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

MirnaMinkoff

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So does anyone think Ralph gets sued over the wreck he just caused?
No. Ralph’s poor white trash. He’s got nothing so it’s pointless to go after him unless they really want Ronnie’s shitpile in West Memphis. If Ralph had a nice house, art collection, valuable property, successful business, etc.. they would go after him. Ralph not having a pot to piss is like kryptonite to lawyers in civil court matters as you know.

We will see Ralph’s name as a defendant on the filings as they go after his insurance company for a bigger settlement offer, but Ralph won’t be effected by it. It’s the insurance companies lawyers’ problem. But the filings might give us some interesting details about the accident and if the insurance company plays hardball we might even see Ralph deposed.
 

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No. Ralph’s poor white trash. He’s got nothing so it’s pointless to go after him unless they really want Ronnie’s shitpile in West Memphis. If Ralph had a nice house, art collection, valuable property, successful business, etc.. they would go after him. Ralph not having a pot to piss is like kryptonite to lawyers in civil court matters as you know.

We will see Ralph’s name as a defendant on the filings as they go after his insurance company for a bigger settlement offer, but Ralph won’t be effected by it. It’s the insurance companies lawyers’ problem. But the filings might give us some interesting details about the accident and if the insurance company plays hardball we might even see Ralph deposed.
Does Ralph even have insurance? What insurance company wants to cover his fat ass?
 

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Does Ralph even have insurance? What insurance company wants to cover his fat ass?
He claimed on Twitter to have Progressive and that the rep he called about the wreck recognized his voice and is a Killstream fan. Not joking.

Credit to @Haru Okumura for spotting this.
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So is every cop who ever arrested him and the gangs in jail respected him for being based, too.
After the cops kicked him down the stairs and stomped on his head, they saw his Killstream hat fall off and realized they’d just fucked up their beloved Gunt. They helped him up off the floor then asked him to sign his autograph on their billy clubs.
 

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He claimed on Twitter to have Progressive and that the rep he called about the wreck recognized his voice and is a Killstream fan. Not joking.

Credit to @Haru Okumura for spotting this.
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LMFAO, it never fails. The guy just can’t stop running into so many big KS fans. Strange he spent weeks in Vegas and we didn’t get all these KS fans taking selfies with the big famous man himself.

Tickled! He sounds like a fucking school girl. I heard Tucker Carlson DM’ed Ralph thanking him for increasing his ratings by using all his clips on the KS.
 

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LMFAO, it never fails. The guy just can’t stop running into so many big KS fans. Strange he spent weeks in Vegas and we didn’t get all these KS fans taking selfies with the big famous man himself.

Tickled! He sounds like a fucking school girl. I heard Tucker Carlson DM’ed Ralph thanking him for increasing his ratings by using all his clips on the KS.
As was pointed out elsewhere, based on engagement metrics the odds are much higher that the agent is a Broke Dicks Farm member and recognized his name from here.
 

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Aren't there a list of his actual fans? Isn't it possible to see if he actually has a fan at progressive insurance?
lol good point it is since he leaked it

He claimed on Twitter to have Progressive and that the rep he called about the wreck recognized his voice and is a Killstream fan. Not joking.

Credit to @Haru Okumura for spotting this.
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you know i just thought of something why would you mention a neo nazi revenge porn podcast at your job anyway? definitely an alog if its even an ounce of truth ralph lol
 

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Is the ralphamale aware that when he goes on probation (after a stint in jail or not) for the revenge porn, he signs away a lot of his rights, including the right requiring a warrant to search his home? His PO can roll up in that bitch and peruse Pantsu's loli porn hung on the walls whenever they feel like it.

Mr. Ralph you're having a child with this 'woman' you say, and you've got this shit? And you're on probation for a sex crime and you've got this shit? Hmmmmm...