BBQ Wars Casualty
True & Honest Fan
- Jan 27, 2020
Imagine trying to read that philosophy paper 100 years from now, you'd have to figure out the cultural context of Hogwarts to make any sense of it.
It amuses me to picture Hermione as the next wife of bath or whatever. Students struggling to define what motivated her. What does it all mean?
Nobody is reading this schlock a hundred years from now except historians trying to figure out how humanity survived the century when everyone went mad. They're going to look back at us the way we do Caligula's Rome, and they'll be right. If any of the troons get to be remembered in the 22nd century, I hope it's the cheaters. I want Will Thomas and Rhys McKinnon to be in textbooks. Children should be made to cringe at their pictures. Never forget, this is what happens when you let feckless cowards run your society.
Putting it this way I suspect our World authority in Epistemology confused "hermeneutics" with "heuristics".they're not hermaneutics, they're called schema and we have them because actual cognition is incredibly taxing and unfortunately natural selection has deemed working out that the fat doughy man in the hipster glasses, ill fitting dress and charity shop pearls is supposed to be a woman is not a good use of cognitive bandwidth, so sorry rhys, as much as you don't deserve it, you're a man by default, everyone clocks you as such and if you don't like it why not kill yourself about it
He is gaining weight at an alarming rate. I can't believe how much he has porked up already. He was already mixing booze and sedatives back during his COC days, wasn't he? There's probably a good chance he accidentally ODs one day. I don't think he'd ever 41%, but choking on his vomit after an alcohol/benzos binge is within the realm of possibility.The way he's piling it on while his form gets worse and worse, I'm not even sure we can blame Canadian Club and Janet's cooking- I think our boy just about has to be on painkillers.
Heroin only makes you "heroin chic" if you started out young and normal weight and run out of money pretty quick. If you start out a middle-aged lardass with passive income and other metabolic issues (like, you know, a troon), that shit's the express train to being a deathfat. Look at Lowtax.
Rhys doesn't have the sense or balls (lol) to kill himself so the only question is when his thread moves from Rat Kings to Deathfats. I give him less than a year.
He is gaining weight at an alarming rate. I can't believe how much he has porked up already. He was already mixing booze and sedatives back during his COC days, wasn't he? There's probably a good chance he accidentally ODs one day. I don't think he'd ever 41%, but choking on his vomit after an alcohol/benzos binge is within the realm of possibility.
Personally, I don't want that because every year from now on is just going to be absolute misery for him. I think the lolcow milk is drying up, but hopefully, the thread will live for the spite. I just want to document his long slow march to complete irrelevance. I especially hope he lives longer than his dear old mother. One because I feel for any mom who has to bury a child -- even a child as horrible as Rhys. And two because without her, there will be zero people in the world who love Rhys and will put up with his bullshit unconditionally. That would be a huge blow for a narc like Rhys.
I still want to outlive him, though. If I don't get to use my dancing skeleton gif to celebrate his death it would be a real tragedy.
I don't think he's on opioids. I've met a lot of pill heads over the years and none of them worked out. You can't, your body is jelly and you can't keep your eyes open. We've all seen it destroy someone before, I don't see Rhys having the internal fortitude to survive as a functional opioid addict. If he is a pill popper, I hope that his preferred way to fly is Ambien and Yellow Tail. This way we'll get at least one more good social media freak-out before he dies.From where? He's certainly not scoring them on the mean streets of suburban British Columbia with the money he doesn't have. Does Canadian healthcare hand out painkillers like candy?
It's not a lot of weight. The leg press machine takes away ALL the upper body advantage. All hip and thigh. Athletic women put scary amounts of weight on those. Men still do a lot more, but he's impressing NO ONE here. That's not even a lot of weight for a woman. And one leg? For a half rep? Come on. What a waste of a machine.Rhys is terrible for form in general but he's ironically really lowered the bar by not lowering it at all here, the weight is minimal and any proper leg press on a sledge type machine like that means you should be looking to get your knees as close to your chest as possible. but that actually hurts so why not just half rep