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DSP introduces everyone to his new girlfriendwho may or may not be blackmailed into submission

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell, the Onion Man' started by Null, Mar 12, 2018.

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  1. Tevin made a pretty good video on the gf reveal:
     
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  2. Eh, I both feel sorry for her, and I don't.

    Either way, if you don't do your homework on DSP before even entering his personal orbit, you deserve what you get, imho.
     
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  3. I am not watching a feature-length video of some sperg sperging out over this.
     
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  4. All around me are familiar faces

    Kat.jpg
     
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  5. In the video Phil says "Oh all I did was show Kat's face on instagram and INSTANTLY they doxed all this info on her dood!"
    Nope, he posted a picture, went on prestream, said that ITS OKAY for people to dox her now because she's living with him so it doesn't matter anymore and then bragged that she's undoxxable anyways.
    He pretty much baited the trolls into doxxing her, he dared them, almost like he wanted them to.

    The video has a lot of revisionism by Phil since Kat doesn't watch his content, he's obviously not telling the full truth. Like when he says he made a conscious effort not to share his personal life over the past year since they met. The way they look at each other its like Kat told him not to share anything about her (Which makes sense because he said something like that when he revealed her in October or so that she didn't wanna be known) and he's just pretending he hasn't shared anything when he reveals his personal life CONSTANTLY as long as he gets to whine about it. So by his logic he hasn't shared anything about taxes for the past six month since he's made a conscious effort not to share his personal life. Jeez, if this is a conscious effort I wanna see what he thinks no effort is.

    Also I thought he "prided" himself on being "real" with his fans and sharing all his personal information about himself. I guess that's untrue when Kats around or she'll get mad at him.

    Another inconsistency: He said the Kat moving in process was a breeze and they had no issues and she got her license etc. Which is the complete opposite of what he was whining about in February if anyone remembers that. How much of a hassle it is to get the license, how they gotta wait, how they've been SO swamped and busy. Now that Kat's around, it was a breeze. He even yelled at a guy who tipped him who said how easy it is to get a license and how you can just use your old out of state one for 30 days, cause he interrupted his whiny pity party.

    I think what happened was that it WAS easy, however some effort had to be put into it so for him it was this huge hassle and so he went on his stream to whine about his first world problems for pity and tried to make the whole thing harder than it sounds. But then Kat appears, the whole thing is now a breeze. Everything was simple, went really well.
     
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  6. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UYNw1hNofb
     
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  7. lolololol.jpg

    I wonder if this is Kats face when she smelled Phils musty ass armpits and he slid his hairy and greasy arm around her
     
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  8. I'd fuck her hard ngl
     
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  9. All I know is the more she sticks around the more potential hilarity will follow. I only hope Kat doesn't by that point become a fall down drunk.
     
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    Nigga can get a hottie on his cum couch, I gonna get a cunt on my cum and shit stained chair.
     
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  10. 3 autism points + threadban 4 autism
     
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  11. It looks like she has two black eyes.. now I'm imagining Phil hitting her for not making him a sandwich.

    "My brand new girlfriend is bugged dood."
     
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  12. You guys are being too rude. I'm happy for both of them, especially for DSP, he finally found someone who loves him just as much as he loves her:
    NAeaQl6.png
    I wish them both all the best, because they were obvs meant for each other.

    I wonder if she sells soaps, not sure why that thought just randomly came to me right now.
     
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  13. What Kat sees vs What Phil sees
    [​IMG]
     
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    AshitPie I might have to sell my house =(

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  14. I think she's trying to blink morse code to us to get help.
     
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  15. Looks like that wedding photo of Scalzi's:

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  16. [​IMG]
    This image goes pretty good with this situation.
     
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  17. 4/10 at best.

    The girl is alright too.
     
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