Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta - Current status: Rekieta calls out Ralphamale's thirst of 16yos. FELTED. DOMINATED. Nissan Sentraless!

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Highlight of the year?

Ralph gets implicated for thirsting and spanking his pickle at McKenzie Rittenhouse, a 16-year-old girl who is still in high school.

Very creepy, does Christ approve of 36-year-old Godless fat felons drooling at children?

Rekieta disavows Ralph on Dax's boring show:

Summary from @Insanely Retarded.
Dax immediately:
  • Tries to say the shart was fake and claims that the microphone couldn't possibly pick it up (even worse Shawn a fucking audio engineer makes the same retarded claim)
  • Tries to change the subject when Rekieta brings up the revenge porn but luckily Rekieta waits for him to be done with his attempt, and continues talking about Ralph being prosecuted for it
  • When Rekieta says "that is all I'm gonna say about that" (referring to Ralph releasing the DMs where Rekieta says he will think of him as a client) but follows up with "however..." Dax goes "awww..." and acts disappointed that Rekieta didn't give a pass to his pet retard
  • Rekieta claims that Ralph reacted so strongly to the fart shart that he believes it's real, Dax says no and that it must be because it's fake and that's why someone would get so angry about it
  • "I want you guys to make up and be friends again, Ralph's had a hard year" claims both his parents died and he brutally couldn't see his mom because of covid restrictions
  • On the shart clip "I'm gonna play it, not so we can make fun of Ralph..."
  • Asks Rekieta a second time if they can make up but for once Nick sticks to his guns saying he doesn't care about Ralph or all this drama
  • Long says "that seems like a sound someone put in after" after they play the clip and Dax very excitedly says "see!"
  • Rekieta says Ralph acts like an "angry ape"
Ha actually looks disappointed a couple of times when Rekieta talks about the criminal prosecution, how him revealing that Ralph came to him for legal advice would make him look worse, etc.

One of the most pathetic displays of gunt guarding yet but it's expected from Dax, even more pathetic when these completely idiotic claims come from an audio engineer who supposedly doesn't care about any of this and is only there to laugh.

Highlight of the year!
Enough for a Nissin Sentra, in ONE DAY.


11/18/2021: Total obliteration
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11/18/2021: Absolute domination
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⚖️ ≈ 317.87:gunt:
So even if Ralph's liveviewer numbers are squared, it is still no match to our favourite grifter.

I am still working on this thread. The people deserve this trashfire of the year to be fully documented! All the streams are downloaded, the broom is on overclock and overtime. You can track the progress for new information enlisted below, or check back when it's completed.
Progress:
08/26/2021: Thread created by moderator as containment, the "OP" didn't create this thread. People kept derailing threads by bringing up the grifting lolyer.
09/30/2021: Replaced OP (now the second post) with myself. This was done by moving a post prior to 26th of August here, and it worked.
09/31/2021: Added more information, namely clips.
10/02/2021: Added more clips (client-attorney privilege)
10/02/2021: Added the clip where Gunt accuses Rekieta of scamming $265,000 from the Vic case.
10/02/2021: Added Rekieta's disavowal of Maker's Mark. :gunt:
10/02/2021: Added clip of pig-attorney privileges from the Nick's perspective.
10/27/2021: Added Nick's drunken rant.
11/? ? /2021: Updated the thread "here and there" with Rittenhouse trial content. Ralph absolutely anally dominated, in terms of height and numbers.

To-do list:
- Fix grammar because I'm autistic
- Fix formatting because I'm autistic
- Go through Maker's Sunrise and clip it
- Include other interactions, namely the twitter ones
- Should I janny the twitter thread too? Maybe not
- Compensate {sic} between a boxcutter knife and my window
- Go through the 1h long stream, make timestamps and clip

- Go through the... 1h, oh let's see, did it go longer than usual... holy fuck 4 hours?!

This is the Gunt board's Nick Rekieta / Lawsplaining the Interwebs "containment Safe Haven" and discussion thread. Anything related to Nick Rekieta, relevant to the gunt or otherwise can go here. Feel free to discuss his grifting, law stuff, and whatever else that won't be allowed in other places about stupid childish drawings and dumb jap cartoons because of massive broomsticks/stans.

If Ethan Ralph is consistent at anything besides drinking, doing drugs, and making himself the protagonist of a White trash reality show, it's getting into trouble with the law. Time and time again, a certain name is mentioned, this person refuses to "disavow" the Gunt, this person is a devoted Christian while Gunt is the antithesis to living a moral and decent Christian life despite his constant babbling reciting of a catboy originated mantra "Christ is King".
Matthew 15:9
But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Nick Rekieta, Catholic Internet lolyer and famous for being a the biggest grifter imaginable, refuses to acknowledge the Gunt's various woes regarding the legal system. Why? How? This is frustrating, people don't like it, and people don't like the people that don't like it. As a janny, I don't like both groups because they keep derailing threads. Luckily I also don't like banning people, so here we are.

Welcome to the naughty list, Rekieta!
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What happened? Why did Nick continuously dodge the GQ (gunt question)? Turns out he (probably) had his own valid reasons to not talk about the Revenge Pornography case Ethan Ralph was and still is involved in.

09/29/2021: The Gunt spergs at Rekieta for playing a 5-second shart clip, Rekieta responds by going scorched earth on the gunt!
The massive fallout was caused by Ralph's smelly shart.
Featured here:
Shart Highlight


Nick Rekieta decided to play this clip on his stream and joked about it. This prompted tremendous tardrage from the West Memphis Micro. Nick was left dumbfounded, wondering why his "client" would give such an unwarranted reaction. Clearly he doesn't know some South Park joke about a certain starchy yellow fruit wrapped in green created this entire fucking board.
🌽:gunt:🌽

The Gunt whined, moaned, whinged, cried and seethed in his morning show, "Tequila Sunrise" which is supposed to be exclusive to Odysee, but it's also restreamed to YouTube, a platform he was permanently banned from for holding a fascist holocaust denial fundraiser.
Special thanks goes to perspic for these clips! @Perspicacity shared clips from the Gunt's morning show barely anyone watched, which documented the pig seething and squealing about a short clip of a fucking shart.
Clip link
I have broken up the clips into even smaller segments. There's still a lot of funny moments left there, check out the first 3, the rest were dead air.

Here's the gunt claiming his talented and hardworking and... it's basically autofellatio. How can such a flat blob reach his microscopic pecker? It's up to the scientists to solve this riddle, I'm just here to catelogue.


Gunt calls Rekieta's kids a brew of retards that no one wants to watch. Guess what, have you had the privilege to see Xander in person yet? At least Rekieta gets to see his kids. He's made fun of 2 angel babies, 4 or 5 White children, 1 deceased wife of some nobody, and he goes nuclear if you dare bring up his family and calls that "disgusting". How does your own gunted medicine taste?
Reap what you sow, etc.


To hear a shart on a stream, the mic has to be up his ass? Good one, right after talking about mama Rackets taking BBCs, wanna splice it? Anyway, good point if you didn't make your sperging even funnier than shitting yourself.



The Gunt starts to blow his snout and goes full Hiroshima on Rekieta.
Ralph implicating a lolsuit or sorts and immediately walks back the idea because he's a cowardly pig. Apparently he built Nick Rekieta's entire fucking career despite having orders of magnitude less views and being infinitely less likable. Go figure. He claims that Rekieta playing the clip breaks attorney-client confidentiality or what exactly was it, God fucking knows what he's trying to say.
(I know he was referring to the PPP shit, his broken wigger grammar didn't work)


He calls Rekieta a disloyal grifter.



@HarblMcDavid's post deserves a spotlight. :semperfidelis:
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Privilege was broken as soon as the piggy showed confidential client-attorney information. The clip below shows it.
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In this clip, the pig said Nick broke client-attorney confidentiality by talking about his case and saying he think he was guilty in a discussion with PPP. I don't understand the law that well but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, the pig is fucking M-A-D. He then shows a screenshot where Nick states that the pig was considered his client and the information will be confidential, and Nick will ask for the pigs permission to talk about it, in-depth, he was still allowed to mention the case, just not the details.
Apparently this meant he was completely gagged and the pig has to consent? I suppose.

Vickers is already taking a break from all those vintage coins. :gunt:
This would not have happened if the gunt decided to shut his fat mouth up.
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Rekieta's response to this shitshow
Nick Rekieta responded by firing up his own stream and laughing at this stupid obnoxious thin-skinned hog. The stream abruptly ended due to Janigaydur superhack DDoS'ing of Nick's Internet cables. Actually, Nick's ISP is a piece of shit and his internet cut out.
It ended right after Nick begun to play @Perspicacity's clips.
Perhaps Ralph realised his 5'1'' self wouldn't be legally allowed to watch the stream, the new one however...
New one:
Luckily, 5'1'' > 4'11''.
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But this stream went down anyway, due to Rekieta's boomertech.

Gunt was accused Rekieta of theft!
Rekieta did a fundraiser for some comic/cartoon whoever Vic, which raised $289,000. Gunt claimed his memory is clear and cited $265,000. Turns out Rekieta saw precisely $0. Additional note, the gunt said looking at Vic, he won't be surprised if Vic was a weird sexual predator, I didn't bother to clip that.

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Don't know about you. Who resembles a sexual predator?

Client-Attorney Privileges, explained by an actual lawyer, not a drunken wigger.
  • The confidential information belongs to Ralph, not Rekieta
  • By releasing the messages, gunt inevitably broke the privileges and his attorney at the time, Rekieta, is now susceptible to a subpoena
  • If the pig simply shut his pooplicker, Rekieta had the rights to respond to any attempts at getting such information with "fuck yourself", similar to how Null can respond to blanket DMCAs with "230, kys"
  • The protected one is the person asking for help, not the attorney
  • More will be added to this section

@Haru Okumura statement on the law question sums it up quite well.

The next day, Nick did a second stream.
{Placeholder for "tomorrow's" stream}

Stream highlights.
Nick Rekieta shits on the Ralph's favourite Whisky, Maker's Mark!


The lolyer can't breath and thinks 5'1'' is being generous to Ralph.


Being high on booze, Rekieta decided to comment on some recent antics of Ralph.
  • Ralph doxed over 400 of his paypigs, he doesn't understand the difference between Cc and BCc, because he has never held a real job in any capacity.
  • Rekieta claims Ralph is very personable in real like, did he miss that fight at Digibro's creepy shack?
  • Repeatedly calls Amada "May" Morris a paedophile
  • White knights his own wife, refers to her as "Lady Rackets"

 
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I like Nick, but man is it super gay seeing him reluctant to burn bridges with people like Ralph when it's so apparent he's a fat retard looking for opportunities to stick a knife in anyone's back the moment they displease his Guntosphere. How many people does he need to rabidly turn on before sticking to this ultra neutral don't-offend-the-Dick-Ralph-bubble policy stops being worth it?
 

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I like Nick, but man is it super gay seeing him reluctant to burn bridges with people like Ralph when it's so apparent he's a fat retard looking for opportunities to stick a knife in anyone's back the moment they displease his Guntosphere. How many people does he need to rabidly turn on before sticking to this ultra neutral don't-offend-the-Dick-Ralph-bubble policy stops being worth it?
I want him to 'burn bridges' with Ralph only so that going forward it will be "those broke dick pedophiles nool and nick" at every possible chance Ralph has.
 

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I like Nick, but man is it super gay seeing him reluctant to burn bridges with people like Ralph when it's so apparent he's a fat retard looking for opportunities to stick a knife in anyone's back the moment they displease his Guntosphere.
People like him are straddling a fine line. He knows that the Gunt is a complete trashfire of a human, but it's also good for YouTube views to have idiots orbiting you.
 

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People like him are straddling a fine line. He knows that the Gunt is a complete trashfire of a human, but it's also good for YouTube views to have idiots orbiting you.
Nick is a grifter through and through. He probably makes a couple hundred in super chats each week with people asking him to weigh in on what ever the current situation is.
 

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tbh probably part of the problem is there are relationships between Ralph and Nick, Ralph and Dick, and Dick and Nick here. It's entirely possible that the 40-something -icks are worried about making the wrong move and what it will do to their social standing at the lunch table internet careers.
 

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I'll tell you Nick had no idea what was going on, because he DM'd me at like 6 in the morning yesterday saying "what the fuck is happening with Ralph?" It does seem that he believed Ralph when he claimed he was exonerated, though he also believes Ralph fucked up any agreement he had to have his charges noll pros'd.View attachment 2480309
Waiting for a newfag RekietaTheFaggot to appear in the approval queue screeching about this anime betrayal.
 
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Nick is a grifter through and through. He probably makes a couple hundred in super chats each week with people asking him to weigh in on what ever the current situation is.
You might be surprised, from what I've seen it's less superchats and more persistent regular chatters tagging him when people are mad. There hasn't been a lot of gunt related chat sperging in quite a while though.

I remember he got one superchat around the time the mantsu pregnancy got announced, resulting in a bemused response, but that's been about it for quite a while.

Edit: clarity for the visually impaired.
 
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People like him are straddling a fine line. He knows that the Gunt is a complete trashfire of a human, but it's also good for YouTube views to have idiots orbiting you.
he doesnt even really get that off of ralph though, ralphs so fucking dull and lifeless and sedentary. the only time hes animated is when he does something so stupid covering it in any detail counts as snaking to ralph, and the bar is getting lower and lower to the gunt as his ego is less and less sated and less people calm him down from being trolled

Nick is the Quartering of the lawyerverse. Redpilled Trumptard grifter who hasn't won a case since 2016 yet still believes he's "winning". Also gets cucked by his wife.
i want to say hes better than the quartering simply because i really cant stand quartering
 

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Do we dislike Nick here as well? Does he have a page?
The question is if you dislike him. There is a search function if you think Rekieta is funny or interesting. Hit "Search" at the top right and put in "Rekieta" then mark off "Search Titles Only" - Some people like him a great deal, some don't.
Nick is a grifter through and through. He probably makes a couple hundred in super chats each week with people asking him to weigh in on what ever the current situation is.
Honestly, that's not grifting. He's a lawyer and he puts on a show where he gives people information they want. I don't know what kind of retard uses Superchats but if every hustle is a grift then the word grift doesn't mean anything. I don't know what value people see in his show most of the time, but it's not like he's trying to convince them to buy Alex Jones style supplements or convincing his viewers that he is spending their contributions on some political movement.
 

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People shouldn't be surprised that Rekieta hasn't rebuked Ralph. He's both an attorney and a youtuber, temper your expectations accordingly. People also shouldn't put too much stock in his legal commentary, he's very, very low on the lawyer ladder.

His shit is really only good for its entertainment value and while he seems like a cool guy and I think I'd like him IRL, I can't take five minutes of his streams.

Honestly, that's not grifting.

I agree. Grifting is what someone like Milo or Jacob Wohl practice. They ask for money from people for x thing, and then don't deliver x thing, that's the swindle. Rekieta doesn't swindle, people pay for a superchat, they get the superchat.
 

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Rackets is a cynical grifter and if you believe otherwise you are a mark.
He's literally a lawyer, dude. I think people know that.
Nick is the Quartering of the lawyerverse. Redpilled Trumptard grifter who hasn't won a case since 2016 yet still believes he's "winning". Also gets cucked by his wife.
He won a number of cases in 2018.

Also shame on you for comparing anyone to the Hamburglar.
 

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I like Nick, but man is it super gay seeing him reluctant to burn bridges with people like Ralph when it's so apparent he's a fat retard looking for opportunities to stick a knife in anyone's back the moment they displease his Guntosphere. How many people does he need to rabidly turn on before sticking to this ultra neutral don't-offend-the-Dick-Ralph-bubble policy stops being worth it?
I tried to get Nick to see the wisdom of a hard disavow here, but it didn't work.

I have since come to the conclusion that the views of e-celebs won't have any bearing on Ralph's ultimate fate. Indeed, as it stands right now, I think all e-opinions might soon be moot. Ralph isn't just a blight on society, hated and mocked by many, but a criminal.

The only person whose legal opinion is worth a damn right now is the Virginia prosecutor that is proceeding with these charges. I think they'll proceed for the very rational and ethical reason that they think they can get a conviction. Simple enough. The fact Ralph is loathed by so many on the Internet won't have any bearing on that.

IF Ralph is convicted, his prior felony will be taken into account. He'll be looking at more serious jail time. During which, he'll hopefully continue his spiral into obscurity and financial ruin. A spiral accelerated by the fact his fat ass is confined to a cell, and not in front of a mic. In such a situation, I would think the number of his financial backers and fans could only decrease.

Meanwhile, while it's true Rekieta (and certain others) are reluctant to outright disavow Ralph, I also find it extraordinarily hard to believe he'll support Ralph through this. I simply can't see him pounding his fist against the table, shouting about how a conviction is some great injustice. What's to gain from that? Better to see Ralph's incarceration as mana from heaven, and let the subject die a natural death. Should the Guntguard (what few are left) try to enlist his help somehow, he could simply continue saying that he doesn't care and/or is oblivious to what is going on.

To summarize, I think Ralph will finally be brought low by the real fucking world. Not mob justice, or the opinions of talking heads on Youtube. I have long held the view that the Gunt will be going back to prison sooner or later. Criminality is in his nature. He'll screw himself with the authorities in the end.
 

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I tried to get Nick to see the wisdom of a hard disavow here, but it didn't work.
No, you sperged the fuck out when he didn't do what you wanted him to do. You even tried to claim he asked for a personal army on Kiwi Farms, claimed you had evidence to back it up, then the only evidence you posted was a screenshot of a text message between you and Rackets from March 2019 in which Rackets literally asks, "I've heard there's a repository of Ren[famous]'s tweets, if it exists I'd love to get a copy." You respond with, "Can I say you asked?" and he says he doesn't mind. You never provided evidence, you pulled some SJW listen and believe bullshit, and since then you've tried to play yourself off as this stunning and brave retard who has stood up against the e-celeb who gave you his own fucking phone number so when you had another inevitable "I'm going to an hero" suicide baiting moment for attention, instead you could call or text him and he'd help you get your fix of said attention.

Fuck off with this bullshit attention seeking and trying to rewrite history.
 

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The only person whose legal opinion is worth a damn right now is the Virginia prosecutor that is proceeding with these charges.
This. Anyone who disagrees should welcome themselves to reality.
No, you sperged the fuck out when he didn't do what you wanted him to do.
I don't know. Maybe he's doing that. But are you seriously defending Nick's gunt-guarding? Because that shit is embarrassing.
 

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It's been said before, will say it again but the main reason Rekieta is unlikely to ever disavow Ralph is the Dick Masterson connection.

It's not grifting. Rekieta's fanbase are Comicsgate people and glue-eating weeaboos, they don't care about the huwhite race, or alcoholic midgets who purport to represent it. Don't get me wrong, Nick absolutely is a slimy money-grubber, it's just that there is no money in supporting the Killstream, it gets no viewers, nobody cares.

There are also lots of other little reasons which would keep Rekieta from calling Ralph out that he is more likely to cop to:

1. Not a drama channel.
Nick is likely nowhere near as 'in the know' as you think. Outside of what his chat/discord tells him, the guy likely knows about as much about Ethan Ralph as the average person on the street. Usually knowing nothing doesn't prevent Ecelebs running their mouths but sometimes people have restraint.

2. The Precedent
Nick once got bullied by his chat into entertaining drama after being accused of trollshielding. That was the PPP/Zoom stream. I thought it was funny and one of the few Racketstreams I could sit through, but I doubt he wants to deal with that again.

3. 'Libertarianism' AKA the Diddler Dax defense
You would think a good Christian and a father of five might have some disgust at how a white trash addict who is pumping out fatherless children and posting revenge porn while hopping on the Baked Alaska fake Christian grift. (Hell even PPP who streamed his arsehole managed to work up some genuine moral outrage). But you would be wrong, because 'just let people be people bro, not my business, why do I care?'

But yeah, imo the ultimate factor is still Dick. He probably considers Dick an actual friend and also owes his channel's existence to the Maddox lawsuit. And Ralph is Dick's lucky pig, and Rekieta isn't about to piss on his friend's pinata for the sake of a couple hundred kiwis, who would just go back to making cuck jokes about him the next week. Hopefully we don't ever have to talk about this shit again.
 

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