Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta - Current status: Rekieta calls out Ralphamale's thirst of 16yos. FELTED. DOMINATED. Nissan Sentraless!

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That's why we digest this for him. We know Ethan reads this thread. Sometimes he even crashes his car while at it.

So we do him a favor, carefully selecting the material in which he'll be mad about.
We are really doing you a favor Ralph. Without us, you wouldn't be able to get drunk, pop pills, and masterbate to children because you would be looking at people more successful than you for headshots on you. With us, you can continue with your daily activities of feeding your horse wife, get drunk, pop pills, and masterbate to children. You should be thanking us
 

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The fact that Nick, surrounded by very serious people and in front of a large audience, makes subtle yet very pointed jabs without saying any name has to eat at the very soul of Ralph. It highlights the fact that this panel of respectable youtubers in this sektur have absolutely no idea of Ralph's existence.

Ralph will spend hours podcasting and tweeting Nick's name, sperging to 200 people, fuming with rage and envy. Nick casually and calmly makes one headshot and moves on. He doesn't even give Ralph the satisfaction of a public melt down.

This is the difference between a full grown, successful youtuber and a poor wigger.
The best part is Ralph would never have figured it out if he didn't obsessively browse the site. forget taking potshots at him on twitter and getting blocked, just insult him here because he'll definitely see it
 
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Let's be real: I would sooner trust Jacob Wohl with my money than Nick Rekeita- certified Grifter of The Year in both 2020 and 2021, if I'm not mistaken. Never forget he had the audacity to call Jesus Christ "the ultimate grifter".

That being said, it is amusing to see Ethan Ralph constantly surrounding himself with enemies like some autistic "Endsieg" esque end chapter to the IBS chronicle in internet history Kraut unwillingly started all those years ago. I'm just waiting to see the finale before the end credits at this point.

There's a scene from the movie Downfall where Hitler is in his bunker babbling incoherently to Goebbels about how after the Soviets and Western allies are repealed off German soil he will rebuild Berlin to have shining marble monuments to the fallen soldiers, high-speed railways, etc. I imagine somewhere in Ralph's crackshack there's a coffee table with a fake YouTube subscriber award, a toy Nissan car, and a bunch of other trinkers that Ralph likes to gaze at after a fifth of Maker's Mark and rambles endlessly to Pantsu and Gadur about how after he finally owns all those ay-lawgs and sends Null to prison he'll rebuild the Killstream and Ralph Retort into a massive online media empire the likes of which the internet has never seen...all while both his wife and loyal manservant fully recognize the walls are closing in.
 

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Nick Rekieta Talks in depth to Dick Masterson about about his feud with Ralph with additional commentary by Ryan Long and the Boys Cast comedy troupe.
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For critique and educational purposes video with most of the segment:
 
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Nick Rekieta Talks in depth to Dick Masterson about about his feud with Ralph with additional commentary by Ryan Long and the Boys Cast comedy troupe.
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Oh no he's going to disavow daddy dax. Who will be his surrogate father figure? The spic father Nick Fuentes? I like the nod to Richard's parody "Powder Keg."
 

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Nick Rekieta Talks in depth to Dick Masterson about about his feud with Ralph with additional commentary by Ryan Long and the Boys Cast comedy troupe.
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What is this "microphone couldn't have picked the fart" guntguarding stupid argument?
Ethan Ralph is indisputably a fat man. His greasy ass cheeks have the potential to hold enough pressure to make noises that could be heard across state lines.

> "I would react more if the fart was fake"
Fucking womanly argument. Be pissed if someone lies about something actually important. But a fucking fart noise? Only woman get triggered about this bullshit.
 

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Ralph must have taped Dick getting pegged. No other reason would Dick guntguard this hard over a fart.
He was just trying to entice Ralph to go on the stream with them.

The funniest thing about that clip is how they're all retconning the event by calling it just a fart when what set Ralph off was everyone claiming he shit himself instead of it just being a fart (which was Ralph's excuse).

I'm ashamed to know this lore and having typed that.
 

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What is this "microphone couldn't have picked the fart" guntguarding stupid argument?
Ethan Ralph is indisputably a fat man. His greasy ass cheeks have the potential to hold enough pressure to make noises that could be heard across state lines.

> "I would react more if the fart was fake"
Fucking womanly argument. Be pissed if someone lies about something actually important. But a fucking fart noise? Only woman get triggered about this bullshit.
Wasn't he also sitting on a faux leather chair?
Combine that fact with how the Gunt doesn't have underwear, the material of the chair could have easily amplified the shart.
 

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What is this "microphone couldn't have picked the fart" guntguarding stupid argument?
Ethan Ralph is indisputably a fat man. His greasy ass cheeks have the potential to hold enough pressure to make noises that could be heard across state lines.

> "I would react more if the fart was fake"
Fucking womanly argument. Be pissed if someone lies about something actually important. But a fucking fart noise? Only woman get triggered about this bullshit.
Looking at it in a positive light, they could have just been being contrarians for the sake of the show and getting out good content since everyone knows he shit his pants.

Looking at it in a negative light, Ralph has some dirt on Dick and is holding it over him to a certain degree.

Those are the only 2 things I can think of since nobody would be dumb enough to keep someone who could get a max of like 300 people and 2x that in bots to watch his Rittenhouse stream
 

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Nick Rekieta Talks in depth to Dick Masterson about about his feud with Ralph with additional commentary by Ryan Long and the Boys Cast comedy troupe.
Audio Clip Version:
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For critique and educational purposes video with most of the segment:
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Dax immediately:
  • Tries to say the shart was fake and claims that the microphone couldn't possibly pick it up (even worse Shawn a fucking audio engineer makes the same retarded claim)
  • Tries to change the subject when Rekieta brings up the revenge porn but luckily Rekieta waits for him to be done with his attempt, and continues talking about Ralph being prosecuted for it
  • When Rekieta says "that is all I'm gonna say about that" (referring to Ralph releasing the DMs where Rekieta says he will think of him as a client) but follows up with "however..." Dax goes "awww..." and acts disappointed that Rekieta didn't give a pass to his pet retard
  • Rekieta claims that Ralph reacted so strongly to the fart shart that he believes it's real, Dax says no and that it must be because it's fake and that's why someone would get so angry about it
  • "I want you guys to make up and be friends again, Ralph's had a hard year" claims both his parents died and he brutally couldn't see his mom because of covid restrictions
  • On the shart clip "I'm gonna play it, not so we can make fun of Ralph..."
  • Asks Rekieta a second time if they can make up but for once Nick sticks to his guns saying he doesn't care about Ralph or all this drama
  • Long says "that seems like a sound someone put in after" after they play the clip and Dax very excitedly says "see!"
  • Rekieta says Ralph acts like an "angry ape"
Ha actually looks disappointed a couple of times when Rekieta talks about the criminal prosecution, how him revealing that Ralph came to him for legal advice would make him look worse, etc.

One of the most pathetic displays of gunt guarding yet but it's expected from Dax, even more pathetic when these completely idiotic claims come from an audio engineer who supposedly doesn't care about any of this and is only there to laugh.
 

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Dax immediately:
  • Tries to say the shart was fake and claims that the microphone couldn't possibly pick it up (even worse Shawn a fucking audio engineer makes the same retarded claim)
  • Tries to change the subject when Rekieta brings up the revenge porn but luckily Rekieta waits for him to be done with his attempt, and continues talking about Ralph being prosecuted for it
  • When Rekieta says "that is all I'm gonna say about that" (referring to Ralph releasing the DMs where Rekieta says he will think of him as a client) but follows up with "however..." Dax goes "awww..." and acts disappointed that Rekieta didn't give a pass to his pet retard
  • Rekieta claims that Ralph reacted so strongly to the fart shart that he believes it's real, Dax says no and that it must be because it's fake and that's why someone would get so angry about it
  • "I want you guys to make up and be friends again, Ralph's had a hard year" claims both his parents died and he brutally couldn't see his mom because of covid restrictions
  • On the shart clip "I'm gonna play it, not so we can make fun of Ralph..."
  • Asks Rekieta a second time if they can make up but for once Nick sticks to his guns saying he doesn't care about Ralph or all this drama
  • Long says "that seems like a sound someone put in after" after they play the clip and Dax very excitedly says "see!"
  • Rekieta says Ralph acts like an "angry ape"
Ha actually looks disappointed a couple of times when Rekieta talks about the criminal prosecution, how him revealing that Ralph came to him for legal advice would make him look worse, etc.

One of the most pathetic displays of gunt guarding yet but it's expected from Dax, even more pathetic when these completely idiotic claims come from an audio engineer who supposedly doesn't care about any of this and is only there to laugh.
That's just disappointing on Sean's behalf. Did Dick tell him he's not allowed to disagree with him anymore or something? Ralph's voice and asshole are about the same tone so it's completely unsurprising to me that whatever microphone he has set up incorrectly would pick it up. From what I remember he Ralph doesn't have any noise gates either and you can hear him actively typing.
 
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You're going to be shocked by exactly how many normies want to hear him read boring court documents now that people know that there's a place where boring court documents can be read and discussed in good faith.

Here's a five month old 15-minute video of a guy with 20k subs restoring a rusty chisel:


1.6 million views
Restoration channels if they do it well are great fucking love that shit.
 

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