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Mr. Manchester

"-bake cookies and bear children, now shut up."
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so pantsu and ralph probably dont use protection so demon baby 2 when? also aborted or molested being mroe likely?
Whatever would grab Pantsu the most attention is what would happen. Did that nostalgia chick make some kind of abortion music video or some shit? I'd imagine that would be something Pantsu would do should she get gunted up. I could also see her keeping it and parading the poor little monster around for about a month before just sort of forgetting it existed.
 

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KILL COUNT: 3
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Ralph is less of a loser than adezero
what's the lore on ade, im aware she's an EDiot
Whatever would grab Pantsu the most attention is what would happen. Did that nostalgia chick make some kind of abortion music video or some shit? I'd imagine that would be something Pantsu would do should she get gunted up. I could also see her keeping it and parading the poor little monster around for about a month before just sort of forgetting it existed.
yes, she made a documentary about her abortion. (the nostalgia chick)

What if Zidan never left?
i once listened to one of zidans post mortem shows and he had topics prepared and discussed the news, so maybe it'd be more organized until ethan would inevitably start dragging zidan down.
 

Mr. Manchester

"-bake cookies and bear children, now shut up."
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yes, she made a documentary about her abortion. (the nostalgia chick)
That's right! I remember it being kind of cutsy quirky. The music video was about rape.

I say all of this because Pantsu sounds like the next stage of evolution from Nostalgia Chick. So I wouldn't be surprised at any of it. Here's hoping Moviebob stalks her next.
 

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That's right! I remember it being kind of cutsy quirky. The music video was about rape.

I say all of this because Pantsu sounds like the next stage of evolution from Nostalgia Chick. So I wouldn't be surprised at any of it. Here's hoping Moviebob stalks her next.
that's what the i2p people remind me of.
 

naught

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
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so pantsu and ralph probably dont use protection so demon baby 2 when? also aborted or molested being mroe likely?
They'll keep it to raise in their gunted image


"Leaks" from the dick show discord
Ralph arrested yet again
Thread on Nora and Ralph's mom

Ralph is putting the new board to use with all this content
 

Blancmange

More custard than man.
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I just had a thought: What exactly does Ralph do after the show? Everyone knows he stays up until morning, sleeps until the afternoon, then does his show. He has no hobbies, doesn't read, I don't think he watches TV. Definitely doesn't play video games.

I think he has a crippling porn addiction. I'm not talking about "lol jcaesar187 :biggrin:DDDD!" I mean the guy gets drunk and spends eight hours on pornhub until he falls asleep crying at what he has become. This would explain why his entire life outside of the show is a black hole. All we know of him is when he seethes on Twitter or, more recently, shows up at these IRL events where he makes a complete fool of himself, often involving his perversions. I used to think he spent all his time on twitter or discord but it just doesn't add up.
 
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