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RichardRApe

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it's fucking karma compounded by drug use.

Ok, What if...

What if Ethan Ralph did not openly participate/support Metokur's war on Sargon?

What if Ethan never crosses the-speedster-who-shall-not-be-named? Never gets involoved with the Plates after IBS apocalypse?

If either or both of the what-ifs above happen, is he still a happy anonymous drug user with a youtube show?

Edit: I know he wasnt anonymous. How about generally faceless?
What if he never wanted to own the a-logs? Shit, if he stopped wanting to own the spergs his whole life would be different. Think of all the shit he's gotten himself into because of his fragile ego. Most notably releasing revenge porn which might put him on the sex offender list for at least 15 years.
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Question: who is the guy to Dick’s right in the infamous gunt photo? Is he a content creator / Internet personality of some sort?

Sorry if that’s been addressed. I can’t find the answer.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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Question: who is the guy to Dick’s right in the infamous gunt photo? Is he a content creator / Internet personality of some sort?

Sorry if that’s been addressed. I can’t find the answer.
I want to say a random Dickhead (one of his fans) TBH. Dax draws a way larger crowd so it makes sense that if he announced he was going somewhere (see: Road Rage) his retarded fans will come in hopes of meeting the guy who was on Dr. Phil.

EDIT: But yeah, I could be totally wrong.
 

Mundane Ralph

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Question: who is the guy to Dick’s right in the infamous gunt photo?
I want to say a random Dickhead (one of his fans) TBH.
He's not a dickhead, but a former kumite fan. He's wearing an "all hail blue whale" shirt, which is a fright supremacy/ghastly & AP thing, and some gay spiky glasses like SoFain. I don't know anything more than that though.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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He's not a dickhead, but a former kumite fan. He's wearing an "all hail blue whale" shirt, which is a fright supremacy/ghastly & AP thing, and some gay spiky glasses like SoFain. I don't know anything more than that though.
I think it would be weird to pose for a photo with Tonka's "enemies" but then again they all consider this gay wrestling thing to be an act and not real but that sounds pretty logical to me. I wonder which one of Tonka's jannies he is. That Captain something or another who is an autistic dragonkin?
 

Mundane Ralph

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I think it would be weird to pose for a photo with Tonka's "enemies" but then again they all consider this gay wrestling thing to be an act and not real but that sounds pretty logical to me. I wonder which one of Tonka's jannies he is. That Captain something or another who is an autistic dragonkin?
Most former kumite fans turned on Tonka long before Knoxville. I don't doubt he had as well and was going to meet Warski and Ralph, but I don't really know.
 

TriggerMeElmo

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Most former kumite fans turned on Tonka long before Knoxville. I don't doubt he had as well and was going to meet Warski and Ralph, but I don't really know.
You're not wrong but I guess unless he was there to burn his t-shirt (glad that was never publicly filmed) I still find it really gay. Plus the hat. You do raise good points, It just leaves me
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Mundane Ralph

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You're not wrong but I guess unless he was there to burn his t-shirt (glad that was never publicly filmed) I still find it really gay. Plus the hat. You do raise good points, It just leaves me
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The shirt has nothing to do with Tonka. It's an AP & Ghastly thing. I just mention that because they would go on the kumite and Tonka would often show their fright supremacy cartoons. So it's much more likely that the guy was a former fan of the kumite and not a dickhead.
 

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What if Ethan convinced Chris to go onto the Killstream?
Old but relevant, now that :gunt: is aiming for this.

What if Gunt had never stolen his mother’s (rip) pain meds?

Finally, what if Gunt hadn’t hogged down all those milkshakes the other day? Would he have caught the CWC arrest footage he’s fagging out over?
 
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