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PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
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This thread will act as an archive of Ethan's Tweets, please try to keep to the standard

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Missed this one from earlier.

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The hog has landed. Repeat - The hog has landed.
 
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PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You know that he realised that it didnt look that great when he didnt switch PFP. All of theses cigar photos are something you would have found cool when you were 15, not 35.
>Never had a real job
>Lived with his mother last week
>Constantly getting in internet slapfights
>Couldn't find half an hour on his AZ trip to hit a laundromat and wash his clothes
>Still drinks like someone will take it away from him

He's a teenager in a middle aged man's body.
 

PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
The fuck is going on with that hand hoof?
The man's never done an honest days work and his hoof looks like it belongs to an 80 year old.
Possible jaundice from a fucked up liver from drinking? I'm not sure either. They look so rough, but the only thing he uses with his hands is his keyboard, phone and dick.

:thinking:
 

PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside of my house.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net

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