Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

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HeilDave

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Barbs a shitty person for sure, but I’d like to think the literal horror show her life became these past few years(decades?) is penance paid. I know she’s not getting top shelf senior care services, but virtually anything is a step up from life at 14 BLC. Just be able to eat cum-free scrambled eggs will be a marked improvement.

God Chris is awful.
What's the story with the cum eggs and punching Barb? I think we're long past the point of open secrets.
 

thegooddoctor

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so Chris got a GF but raped Barb anyway. What a fucking creep

EDIT: i'm an idiot who can't read between the lines.
It’s honestly sad because Chris could have had a genuinely happy ending to his Love Quest and successfully taken Fiona up on her offer and had sex with a real (non prostitute) girlfriend. Yet he had to go be a disgusting monster and fuck Blarb because he’s too mentally fucked in his own dimension and too stupid to just buy an body pillow like everybody else, fucking Hell Chris.
 

Apteryx Owenii

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It’s honestly sad because Chris could have had a genuinely happy ending to his Love Quest and successfully taken Fiona up on her offer and had sex with a real (non prostitute) girlfriend. Yet he had to go be a disgusting monster and fuck Blarb because he’s too mentally fucked in his own dimension and too stupid to just buy an body pillow like everybody else, fucking Hell Chris.
One can imagine how Chris, having been fooled so many, MANY times before, might have not put much stock into yet another girl from far away saying she was totally down to fuck him. In a sense it was a long time in coming.

Did not expect that it would manifest as porking his mom instead, though.
 

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What's the story with the cum eggs and punching Barb? I think we're long past the point of open secrets.
The idea guys got Chris to punch Barb. I’m wondering about the cum eggs myself, from what i understand it comes from Bella, whether he actually did this i don’t know, there was also talk about bdsm but this was proven to be false from what i understand. Cum eggs seems like something Chris would do though
 

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The idea guys got Chris to punch Barb. I’m wondering about the cum eggs myself, from what i understand it comes from Bella, whether he actually did this i don’t know, there was also talk about bdsm but this was proven to be false from what i understand. Cum eggs seems like something Chris would do though
Chris bought a lot of sex toys this year from what nul said.
My brain wants to eject this idea but this is the most likely shit to be true from what is in the book.
 

HeilDave

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Chris bought a lot of sex toys this year from what nul said.
My brain wants to eject this idea but this is the most likely shit to be true from what is in the book.
Yeah, at first it sounds a bit *violent* in that all he would gain from it is degrading Barbie Chan.
But fertilizing her eggs before... fertilizing her eggs goes fits the insanity of the situation a little too well.

I try to stay away from the Bella trash fire but I see her something like SnakeThing - she's horny and gross, and gets off on making others be horny and gross - and Chris took it from there.