NOW is your chance gator. FREE YOURSELF🐊
True & Honest Fan
- May 7, 2021
also if i remember correctly faith was a virgin when she got with ralphThe Memphis Micro is basically a pine needle. Horrifying.
ralph isn’t playing by the rules and isn’t going to so why should you? stop trying to be the bigger person and start throwing dirt yourselves. tell faith to post all about ronnie and ethan’s special time togetherUnless she's taking my advice.
ok sorry for the triple post jannies can clean it up though (it’s their job)No, Josh writing a post stating he wanted kids some day put the idea in Ralph’s tiny brain. The post fertilized all the soil for the corn harvest.
Josh stating he had a goal to get married and have children made Ralph decide he should hurry up and knock up some poor teenage girl to beat Josh. It turned out great..err…well the reroll bastard will definitely turn out better for sure.
Watching Ralph’s piss poor, white trash exceptional, disastrous attempts at creating a family has been some of the best content KF has ever had. Knocking up a teenager and idiot e-thorse to bear illegitimate children he can’t afford, will never see and who will regard their father as a giant turd, is the Ralph family tradition. Ethan is going to show Ronnie a thing or two about being the worst father imaginable. Baking puppies alive and leaving your wife and kids dependent on welfare in a trailer park? Shit, that’s amateur hour shit to Ethan.
At least Ethan’s kids won’t be cursed with the Ralph surname
i think josh wanting to have kids played a part in gunt’s decision but it couldn’t be that alone. i think around that time the reality was starting to set in that he’d have to find a way to make money and that his mom didn’t have much longer, especially because that’s around the time covid lockdowns started. he has no job and is unemployable so he resorts to the white trash option of siphoning benefits from the government. it would also explain why he got pantsu pregnant so quickly.
maybe it’s kind of far fetched but i dunno it had to have influenced his decision at least a little bit.