Crime Family on South Carolina vacation pulls 44 pounds of cocaine from ocean -

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FRIPP ISLAND, S.C. — A family visiting South Carolina fished a big package from the ocean, took it to their rental home and opened it up, finding about 44 pounds of cocaine.
Beaufort County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Bromage told news outlets Monday that the family was walking along Fripp Island when they spotted the trash bag-wrapped package floating in the water. They dragged it onto the beach and lugged it to their rental in a golf cart, later slicing it open to discover bricks of white powder. At that point, they figured they'd better call police.

Authorities assessed the cocaine's value at more than $600,000. Officials are working to determine its origin.
Bromage said narcotics don't frequently wash up in the county. He thinks Hurricane Dorian may have pushed it ashore.

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I know the first thing I do when I fish a package of coke out of the water is tell the police.

Yes sir, would definitely tell the police.
Depends on where you find it, mi amigo. A deserted beach with no one else around? Things that make you go "Hmmmmm." I have caught the elusive Baja pot fish a few times when fishing in Mexico. Catch and release. Okay, I filleted just a tiny amount of it, THEN released it. While it's great to think about rolling around naked in all the money you could make from a score like that, most people are totally stupid when it comes to the logistics of actually selling that much dope and would wake up dead in a hurry.

Suppose it would be pretty hard to convince your kids MMM drugs BAD, K? if you were on a family vacation and kept it. Okay Johnny and Susie, how would you both like a brand new Mustang convertible for graduation? How's bout that? Oh, you'd rather have a Jeep? No problemo!
 

Coldgrip

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Depends on where you find it, mi amigo. A deserted beach with no one else around? Things that make you go "Hmmmmm." I have caught the elusive Baja pot fish a few times when fishing in Mexico. Catch and release. Okay, I filleted just a tiny amount of it, THEN released it. While it's great to think about rolling around naked in all the money you could make from a score like that, most people are totally stupid when it comes to the logistics of actually selling that much dope and would wake up dead in a hurry.

Suppose it would be pretty hard to convince your kids MMM drugs BAD, K? if you were on a family vacation and kept it. Okay Johnny and Susie, how would you both like a brand new Mustang convertible for graduation? How's bout that? Oh, you'd rather have a Jeep? No problemo!
Sell?

I'd be having a white Christmas in October. After all, how would they find me? I mean other than the wild party and all the blow.
 
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