Far Cry 5 Has Us Confused (And Uncomfortable) - Woke journalists struggle with internal consistency.

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Polygon hasn't been relevant for games sales in at least a decade. It only survives thanks to people clicking on it to mock the articles or a small group of progressive faggots who want to hear their own opinion and jerk themselves off, but never buy or play games.

Kuchera is a useless, hypocritical cuck faggot who used to make rape and holocaust jokes and once compared handling a PS4 controller to groping a woman's tit. Now he pisses himself when he has to play with guns and writes useless verbal diarrhea for a dying website. I would be its only a matter of time before it came out he was a creeper and sexual harraser.
 

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Polygon hasn't been relevant for games sales in at least a decade. It only survives thanks to people clicking on it to mock the articles or a small group of progressive faggots who want to hear their own opinion and jerk themselves off, but never buy or play games.

Kuchera is a useless, hypocritical cuck faggot who used to make rape and holocaust jokes and once compared handling a PS4 controller to groping a woman's tit. Now he pisses himself when he has to play with guns and writes useless verbal diarrhea for a dying website. I would be its only a matter of time before it came out he was a creeper and sexual harraser.
His face alone would give him a lifetime in prison.
This is someone who owns an ice cream van and a clown outfit.

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/insert...tical-to-the-point-of-absurdity/#7bd351685c2e

Forbes is mad that a videogame doesn't want to just shout their own political ideology back at them

The game has you fighting a nutty cult. There was a guy recently who trafficked sex slaves, branded women, humilates them and all around controlling. There is nothing political about a cult. It's about a manipulative piece of shit exploiting people.

A cult is apolitical. Obviously they are going for a more Charlie Manson sort of vibe mixed with religion.

They haven't existed for a decade yet, are you thinking of Kotaku?

All these fucking rags just blur into each other at this point.
 

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Playing through it now and the dev team have to be shitlords, these weapon descriptions are fucking hilarious.

SA50 Free State ~ This gun is only for a well equipped militia which is necessary for a free state.

SMG-11 ~ This subcompact machine pistol will burn through bullets faster than a fake news story gets shared.

:story:
 

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Playing through it now and the dev team have to be shitlords, these weapon descriptions are fucking hilarious.

SA50 Free State ~ This gun is only for a well equipped militia which is necessary for a free state.

SMG-11 ~ This subcompact machine pistol will burn through bullets faster than a fake news story gets shared.

:story:
Alright, alright, it's on my wishlist, jeez
why don't they use the real names though it's less cool

I am pretty assmad about the day 1 DLC though - 29.99 for the season pass for extra major DLC (read: cut content) - then again it doesn't have Steam Achievements so I literally give zero shits about buying the Season Pass to be a completionist
 

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Alright, alright, it's on my wishlist, jeez
why don't they use the real names though it's less cool

I am pretty assmad about the day 1 DLC though - 29.99 for the season pass for extra major DLC (read: cut content) - then again it doesn't have Steam Achievements so I literally give zero shits about buying the Season Pass to be a completionist

they dont use real names, because they would probably have to pay some kind of fee.
Same reason Resient evil stopped using real life guns, I think.
 

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"All I ask is that I be able to live my fantasy life in a place where nobody disagrees with me, everyone is and does exactly what I personally think is best, and anyone who even says things I don't like can be murdered without repercussions.

"What's a cult?"
 

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Playing through it now and the dev team have to be shitlords, these weapon descriptions are fucking hilarious.

SA50 Free State ~ This gun is only for a well equipped militia which is necessary for a free state.

SMG-11 ~ This subcompact machine pistol will burn through bullets faster than a fake news story gets shared.

:story:

The long scope attachment for rifles even fucks with flat-earthers because OF COURSE IT DOES.

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The game has you fighting a nutty cult. There was a guy recently who trafficked sex slaves, branded women, humilates them and all around controlling. There is nothing political about a cult. It's about a manipulative piece of shit exploiting people.

A cult is apolitical. Obviously they are going for a more Charlie Manson sort of vibe mixed with religion.



All these fucking rags just blur into each other at this point.


I had a good laugh as I was playing through and realized "These guys are just Hipster ISIS"


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https://www.forbes.com/sites/kevinm...e-ordering-a-game-is-a-bad-idea/#41b55cb915d2

Forbes continues to be salty. Funny thing is you can tell by the language that the 60+ year old guy writing this hasn't played it yet and is just basing his perception on other reviews
 
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I'm really glad this game is apparently very apolitical and just features a batshit cult as the antagonists. Politics in games is usually done in a hamfisted way even if I agree or mostly agree with the stance. The flavor text on items and the dog companion are also great.

As for Wolfenstein...I love those games. I don't expect much from them other than blowing up crazy cyborg nazis. It's pretty well-established what to expect with Wolfenstein and both sides flipping their shit was extremely obnoxious.
 

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Hell, it bares a ton of similarity to an event that happened pretty close to where I have some property, but the cultists were all black and tried to blame the county, which was heavily white and hispanic as racist, but a LOT of black folks in the same area due to being in the military (nearby base was the home and birthplace of the Buffalo Soldiers) never had any issue. I know a few former cops from a nearby town who are hispanic and they remember the entire thing as a shitload of assholes from Chicago race baiting the cops and trying to cover up all manner of child abuse and criminal activity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Valley_shootout
 

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Playing through it now and the dev team have to be shitlords, these weapon descriptions are fucking hilarious.

SA50 Free State ~ This gun is only for a well equipped militia which is necessary for a free state.

SMG-11 ~ This subcompact machine pistol will burn through bullets faster than a fake news story gets shared.

:story:

Is there a mode where all the rifles are called AR-15 and all the pistols Glocks?
 

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they dont use real names, because they would probably have to pay some kind of fee.
Same reason Resient evil stopped using real life guns, I think.
Yeah, but it's Ubi.
I think they have enough in their coffers to secure it - even though the point is to make maximum profit, and as such I realize I have answered my own question, fuck me.
 
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