Your an ignorant idiot.
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Back in middleschool, a friend of mine got a weeklong ban from riding the schoolbus after he farted so bad it made a girl puke. Flatulence ran in the family; apparently his father had done the same thing, many years before.The worst fart I ever had was in high school. It was outside and still cleared out the entire area.
I was kind proud of myself tbh.