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Someone please translate this for me. I don't speak snow-ninja.
This isn't American-sized, this is OZARK-sized.(I swear, I'll never get used to these American-sized portions)
Are American portions large? Yes. There's a whole cultural history for why that is.
This, however, is it's own special thing. Maybe April moving might even be a good thing, because by moving out of the Ozarks she'll be going from XXL portions to just XL portions.
Editing to add a dump