Sonichu FB 6/11/17 - Chris Apologizes Very Much - and wants your fan art

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RoboticRichardSimmons

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tl;dr "I'm lazy, can't someone else do it?"

Chris wants True and Honest Fans to make Sonichu fan art, probably so he can steal it like he did with Simonchu.

I do apologize very much for not getting back to a Lot of my fans and inquiring business(?) proposals. More often, I realize that I do need a group of reps or whatever to do these trade and outsourcing deals for me. About the Sonichu and Rosechu merchandise of any sort, made by people besides myself. I am still busy drawing and writing for my books. But my sincere response here is one that you all can and may tell everyone, including yourself, who wants to make a better Sonichu game, fanfic, fan art, etc, that could be considered official.

Keep it centered on the Sonichu-centered material, character details and stories I have created in my books, and details that only I have personally shared, including Count Graduon and his army of revived corpses to make Jerkops and Janekops, and mechanical creations that Skysoar makes, including more Metal Sonichus and mechanical Jerkops. New villain characters are acceptable, as long as it was created either by scientist or magical creation or resurrection. Always remember the content should be kept clean, NOT to make it "M"-Rated. It should be something that is cool for a seven-year old ("Y7"-Rated). And this is Regardless of the times I, myself, have created towards the "T" or "M" rating, including the Extended version of Book 8; I was under varying ideals and still figuring and searching out the "what's". Keep Common Sense in those detail sortings. And also being eloquent and poignant in wording is valuable. As far as the games, a simple 2D Sonic-Platforming or 3D Sonic-Platforming, Without copying or reusing past Sega Levels, but inspired by such, is a good place to begin and continue from. And nothing a hater would make, including deaths of me and my hero characters; no or little blood too. And always feel free share the final product with me for consideration on my personal and verified social media, text messages or US Mail. And of Utmost Importance, all of these items are to be made with Love, Care and Respect.

Thank you; please pass the paragraph of mine, word-for-word; Not Edited or Altered whatsoever, to your peers of fan-goods crafters and artists. Also, I sincerely and wholeheartedly apologize for having heavily criticized the Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise that while personally unofficial or knock-offs, they are still merchandise that everyone has and are making and sharing. I realize this is a practice that Should be happening during the times before Official and Manufactured Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise and such business deals, have been personally made with my consent. Thank you all again. And y'all have great and safe days. :)
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The Fatheads

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Boneheads.
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Just keep sending him copies of Asperchu.

I thought he was a bit more aware paranoid of the trolls these days, you'd think he'd realise this is just opening the floodgates for Asperchu related content and assorted trolling. Hell, that's exactly what happened with the mailbag.

But then again, Chris isn't exactly known for learning his lesson, or forward thinking in general. It ought to be worth a laugh.
 

4Macie

The Cow Dullahan
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I can't even tell what he's trying to say. Does he want it to pad out volume 11? Does he think it would help him advertise his "franchise" to a real production company?

What is it, Chris? What do you want?

Ps, I'm kind of tempted to just redraw his comics.
He wants someone to start making official stuff for him because he's starting to realize that making official things actually costs money. Money he doesn't have. If he were to fulfill his duty to his patreons at the $20 and less, he loses money. He probably kinda gets that and realizes he really should have a "manager" for these types of endeavors.

Or maybe he does just want fan art because fan art means your product has actual fans who are inspired by your work. Chris hasn't had actual fan art since the good old days. Maybe he misses it?

@Marvin any insight?
 

The Lizard Queen

Lizard boobs. Your argument is invalid.
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Although he's finally come to the realization that everyone he's ever known is a troll, he probably misses the feelings he once had in the early days, back when he still thought he had real fans willing to do whatever he told them, and real girls throwing themselves at his feet. He honestly thought that companies like Nintendo were interested in his ideas, and it tickled his ego. He probably thought some of the fan art was flattering. Even if it insulted him, it was still based on something HE did, therefore it just inflated his ego more.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has all of those positive experiences locked away in his mind like his high-school days, untouchable by his current wisdom and negative emotions. He may want to re-capture some of that.
 

Frozen Fishsticks

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What you do, see, is pose as a Sonichu fan and tell Chris you're going to create some fan art for him. Pretend to be a girl to really get his attention. Maybe even give him a sample or two of your "art" to keep up the ruse. Then, as the fan persona, create a website announcing the "relaunch" of the world famous Sonichu franchise as the lead artist claiming approval from the original creator... JIMMY HILL. Oh, Chris will be so angry and rage because he's easily manipulated and desperate for any human contact. Fuck him! LOL!
 

Slowinthemind

Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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So he is done screeching about shit that happened 15+ years ago and has run out of ideas, this is proof that Chris has never been so boring as not enough has happened to him in the last few years to fill a comic book. Nevermind Chris, weens will write it for you so you will have enough spare time to play with toys.
 

AnOminous

i will eat your fucking soul
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Retired Staff
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He wants someone to start making official stuff for him because he's starting to realize that making official things actually costs money. Money he doesn't have. If he were to fulfill his duty to his patreons at the $20 and less, he loses money. He probably kinda gets that and realizes he really should have a "manager" for these types of endeavors.

Or maybe he does just want fan art because fan art means your product has actual fans who are inspired by your work. Chris hasn't had actual fan art since the good old days. Maybe he misses it?

@Marvin any insight?

Well, there's @Curt Sibling, at least if you can pry him off whatever pony he's currently raping.
 
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