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Super Colon Blow
Sucks and blows at the same time!
Writes huge text walls, but doesn't read. Par for the course, I suppose.
BigTubboWithLittleChina
Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
Those text walls are about as close as he gets to sex these days. Great glurts of masturbatory self-aggrandisement, splashed all over the page.
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Chris has been keeping his Amazon wish list updated, even though the last time he tried to share a link was in winter 2018. The items he's added since include Transformers, MLP- and Pokemon-themed card protector sleeves, a D&D manual, a FitBit, and DVD sets. Maybe he's only sharing with paypigs, but only a few are marked purchased. Or maybe he's just using it for his own reference. Also the MLP movie that was added and marked purchased is a Region 2 DVD, not meant to be played on North American DVD players.
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Also that AD&D manual is from first edition, which uses outdated, complicated rules that would make Chris's head explode. Furthermore if Chris really wants a copy he could get one on DriveThruRPG for a fraction of the price.
Wait wut?
AD&D manual?!
WHAT THE FUCK?
Never mind the fact that Chris is too dumb for AD&D and would be every DMs or players nightmare.
What the fuck is he doing with it and how did that even get on his radar?!
It could be that Chris just heard about it, or picked up on it as a part of nerd culture, but I doubt that since he’s oblivious as fuck.
So what are we dealing with here?
Sockness trying to “teach him some magic” or something?
A new idea guy who has managed to stay off the radar so far?
AD&D manual?!
WHAT THE FUCK?
Never mind the fact that Chris is too dumb for AD&D and would be every DMs or players nightmare.
What the fuck is he doing with it and how did that even get on his radar?!
It could be that Chris just heard about it, or picked up on it as a part of nerd culture, but I doubt that since he’s oblivious as fuck.
So what are we dealing with here?
Sockness trying to “teach him some magic” or something?
A new idea guy who has managed to stay off the radar so far?
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He briefly got into it a few months ago.
jawsome
It was always too late.
Does he know he can watch Frasier on Hulu (currently) for free or does he not care? Need to have the proof of fandom in case Kelsey Grammer shows up at his place unannounced and demands to see DVD or Blu-Ray collection.
LolRaccoon
Trash panda and trash boat
I suppose he got that DnD book not knowing what to buy? Maybe he had vague memories of seeing this edition as a kid?
I think that has to be it. You only love first edition if you grew up playing and DMing first edition like me. It's too hard (and to be fair, in many ways limited) for today's gamer kids.
The only shocking things are Friends and Frazier dvd sets. That shit is for fucking normies. Did he think Cole Smithey lived in the Friends universe? Was he planning to study them to imitate a popular 90s dude with a bunch of quirky friends? And what explains the C64 nostalgia? Those things were made long before he could even talk.
You're a fucking nigger monkey, Frasier. Sick of you, nigger monkey. Go fuck yourself. Fucking nigger monkey.
I'd guess he probably remembers this guy from Bob who is the right age to like him.
He also guest starred in an episode of the Simpsons, so probably 50/50.
Blue_Snow
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
he's such a downie. they reprinted D&D 2.0, so he's paying for an old copy. also, the group he plays with uses 5.0 and not 2.0. also, 89.00 for a used copy is way too high. christ, he's an idiot.
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Clostridium Botulinum
So good you'll be stunned!
Wouldn't surprise me if barb's genetic influence of "it's older, so it's classic and better" is rubbing off here.
Blue_Snow
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
I honestly believe he doesn't know the difference
Clostridium Botulinum
So good you'll be stunned!
Chis is that kid in high school that sees something the popular kids or another group do something and then goes home and pesters his parents in to enabling it.
Then again, Chris hasn't matured past HS emotionally, IF we're being generous.
Chris retardation and general mental state have reached a level where I’m pretty sure that his interest in AD&D comes from the same place as his interest in crystals and alternative dimensions.
In other words: Chris thinks/hopes that AD&D to some degree is interchangeable with an actual magic book, or worst case scenario: Will make him more “psychic”.
I mean... The step from “This rock will make me more lucky/intuitive/healthier” to “this book will life the dimensional curtain a bit more!”
I wonder if he has ever heard of “The Secret”, and what further mental degradation that one could potentially cause?
In other words: Chris thinks/hopes that AD&D to some degree is interchangeable with an actual magic book, or worst case scenario: Will make him more “psychic”.
I mean... The step from “This rock will make me more lucky/intuitive/healthier” to “this book will life the dimensional curtain a bit more!”
I wonder if he has ever heard of “The Secret”, and what further mental degradation that one could potentially cause?
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