Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

[AmazingEagle]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

I doubt it since he's terrible at selling shit on Etsy and eBay.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Barb used maxi pads?

She was too girthy to find China so just a hunch

 

[Super Colon Blow]

I dunno how much a hoarders house would fetch but house is house yo

Honey, the bank owns it. Chris can't sell what he doesn't own. Even if he did have ownership, he is vastly too retarded to conduct this transaction.

 

[awoo]

Does anyone know what it takes to sell a house? Most people use realtors and there's usually some paperwork and inspection involved. It's not easy even for a non-hoarder home.

 

[Tikbalang]

Honey, the bank owns it. Chris can't sell what he doesn't own. Even if he did have ownership, he is vastly too retarded to conduct this transaction.

How to sell the house Chris Chan edition:
Get the monies, give them the key (which is also the proof of ownership), and shake hands.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I hope some Moorish sovereign citizens take over the house.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if it would go down like the Red House situation in Portland. Weens barricading the house and setting booby traps for the police.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder if it would go down like the Red House situation in Portland. Weens barricading the house and setting booby traps for the police.

I wouldn't be suprised if Chris had a mental breakdown and thought he was being just like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone.

 

[anti SJW]

I'm surprised Chris hasn't tried to sell more stuff close to Xmas. Hasn't he begged for a PS5 yet?

 

[Real G]

I'm surprised Chris hasn't tried to sell more stuff close to Xmas. Hasn't he begged for a PS5 yet?

I think one of the reasons why Chris tone down on the begging and gifts is because he switched from material escapism to spiritual escapism. Before the whole idea guy shit, all Chris does is surround himself with toys and games to drown out the pain and loneliness, now it's all about magic stones and meditation etc. Chris is most probably high off of the sonic mods right now. All he does all day is self insert himself into those mods to preoccupied himself.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think one of the reasons why Chris tone down on the begging and gifts is because he switched from material escapism to spiritual escapism. Before the whole idea guy shit, all Chris does is surround himself with toys and games to drown out the pain and loneliness, now it's all about magic stones and meditation etc. Chris is most probably high off of the sonic mods right now. All he does all day is self insert himself into those mods to preoccupied himself.

He's still materialistic. Like you said now it's magic stones. I still believe he buys toys, now he just learn to keep quiet about it.

 

[Moe Szyslak]

I still believe he buys toys, now he just learn to keep quiet about it.

Utterly shocking that he actually learned something from his actions.

 

[TrunksFromDragonballGT]

Utterly shocking that he actually learned something from his actions.

Chris has been learning from his actions. That’s why we dont hear about a lot of the stupid shit he does because he keeps it to himself.

 

[Volthoom]

Chris has been learning from his actions. That’s why we dont hear about a lot of the stupid shit he does because he keeps it to himself.

He keeps most retarded shit to himself but only occasionally something so idiotic is revealed that you just gotta say woah what the hell.