ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

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Feb 5, 2013
Bad Things to Do in the Kai Thread:

- speculate about her disorder or lack thereof
- speculate about Gracie's disorders or lack thereof
- remark on Gracie's looks
- ask about the "A" rape scenario or another aspect of Kaistory that has already been covered dozens of times early in the thread
- believe the YTT girls' gossip
- go "as a mom I know all about development of children and allow me to talk about my own children"

Edit: most not forget about Bella...alone in the Hair Shanty

Kailyn Marie Wilcher, aka ForeverKailyn and most recently MsKailynMarie, is a Youtube beauty ‘guru’ hailing from Bowie, Maryland. Notable for her questionable skills and internet drama, she was first brought to the attention of the Farms by @AtroposHeart (the original OP of this thread) and @sparklemilhouse (via the Obscure Laughingstocks thread).

It’s heavily speculated that she was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, which eventually led to her mother Lisa pulling her out of public schooling and taking charge of her education. Lisa also has never told her daughter of her possible condition, as she seems to want to keep up an appearance of normality in the household. Unfortunately, this has all led shaped Kailyn in a negative way. She has never held down a proper job, instead focusing on her 'career' full-time. Her lack of a higher level of education than 6th grade has also led to an inability to pronounce certain words.

One of her more recent scandals involved a friend of hers. In October of 2013, she and then-husband Matt initiated a threesome with ‘A’ when she was (by Kai’s own admission) “too drunk to chew her food”. A called the police, and Kai and Matt were taken into separate police cars while being questioned about the event. However, A decided not to pursue the charges any further, and they were presumably dropped.

After one pregnancy ended in a miscarriage and another in abortion, Kailyn gave birth to baby Gracie via induced C-section around June 29, 2014. Kailyn herself confirmed that Lisa had “allowed” this pregnancy to come to term because she believed that Kai and Matt would finally become responsible adults after their daughter was born. However, Grandma’s hopes were quickly dashed. While she claims to love and tend to her daughter’s needs, Kai was confirmed to have gone shopping while Gracie was in the NICU days after the birth (Kailyn was released earlier than Gracie, though she did have a pinched/stretched nerve during this time). In addition, many of the clothes and toys that are bought for baby Gracie seem to only crop up whenever her detractors call her out on being a neglectful mother.

Some highlights from her Youtube life:
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America Online for Dummies™
Feb 3, 2013
ilu for making this topic. I brought her up in obscure, and nobody paid attention. It's easy to follow her shenanigans on the guru gossip message boards. There's also a running tally there of all the makeup she has bought since she announced she is pregnant. So far, she has spent about 1339.07 in makeup (mostly drugstore crap). I think she expects everybody to buy her baby stuff through registries.

The Fair Lady

Blind spider waifu
Sep 28, 2013
For some reason, I just can't bring myself to feel much against this girl. Maybe it's because she has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome on top of Asperger's, I don't know. She just comes off as extremely naive, and seems like a pretty nice person. The criticism about her having "gorilla tits" on the ED page is more than a little harsh - really, I don't think she's that bad looking.


America Online for Dummies™
Feb 3, 2013
I don't think she has FAS or aspergers. it's just a long overdone joke on the Internet about her.

She is incredibly dumb though. Mama homeschooled her, but never really taught her. You can see that in videos where she can't pronounce simple things--like "salve". She calls it "rosebud SLAVE" the whole video.

Her marriage is real sketch too. Her husband works as a cart wrangler at Walmart an hour away. They have no intention of moving in. It's like Kai thinks she can live off mom all her life.


I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
True & Honest Fan
May 27, 2013
At first glance, this seems interesting enough for me to follow along with, but now I've just come across pictures of her vagina. :cryblood:

And I agree with R.A.E.L. Her looks are not a problem, its just how badly she carries herself. She also really needs to learn a thing or two about individuality. She also needs to bathe herself. Really.


isekai'd to CWCville
True & Honest Fan
Feb 4, 2013
You know I showed a picture of Kailyn to my mom and asked her to guess her age and she said 35, or 40. Damn, what is with these lolcows looking so much older than they are?

I know, I was thinking in the back of my head "hard to believe she is only a couple years older than me" but yeah, there is so much stuff messed up that I hardly know where to begin to comment on. Guess it is yet another example that just because you are married and going to have a kid, doesn't automatically make you mature and independant, but honestly, I really don't know what to say about her. Just that, she is just really messed up, it's kinda sad really.


mean girl
True & Honest Fan
Oct 9, 2013
You should have given a vagoo warning, I could have been around polite company :c


:heart-full: stumpy


Painfully Cute
Jan 30, 2014
You know I showed a picture of Kailyn to my mom and asked her to guess her age and she said 35, or 40. Damn, what is with these lolcows looking so much older than they are?

Bad living and poor life choices which usually contribute to their being lolcows in the first place. Granted not all of them look old... Kotakoti doesn't look like a senior citizen even without all the shoopin', and Magibon doesn't look old, though she definitely doesn't look as good without the fish-eye lens.

Kailyn is a few years younger than me but I look like I'M the younger one.


This thing here is called a custom title.
Feb 28, 2013
Her current soccer-mom haircut (administered by her mother, who is somehow a licensed beautician in Maryland... bribery?) is quite aging on her, plus the under-eye rolls that have grown with her.

Standard disclaimer: None of this would matter if she were a nice person, but she and her husband are accused rapists and have smeared the alleged victim's reputation like crazy, so whatever with your shovel teeth, Kai.


Feb 3, 2013
I hope she never gets convicted or goes on a plea bargain that won't get her registered as a sex offender (sex offender regulations suck, and she nor any other lolcow could handle being banned from having internet access, caffeine, nonprescription pills, toys and vidya like most SOs), that she puts the kid in an open adoption where she can visit and all that, but not actually being the parent, and that she straightens out. She's younger than CWC, so there's hope.