HOLY SHIT GUYS, GABEN IS HAVING A HUGE CHIMPOUT. I'LL POST MORE DETAILS LATER, BUT HERE IS SOME GENUINE CHIMPING PROVIDED BY BASED JUDGE IVAN:
...I think I know why Jace was defending Moleman now, they're both connoisseurs of REALISM...Halo 4 has come out... and it's an utter disappointment, it seems. However, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is also nearly released, and I'm fairly certain that it will NOT disappoint, what with all its zombies, horses and robots.
It makes perfect sense to me. See, Gaben likes little girls. Little girls have no tits. Dudes tend to not have tits. His name is also Moleman and a moles greatest passion is crawling through dark holes. Therefore the only logical conclusion: Moley's gay.I'm browsing the people he follows. I get White Power and Adolf Hitler, but why Homosexual Garret?
<Judge_Ivan> you're a grown man Gabe
<ResonX> I'm 19.
<Judge-Candy> Yeah why do you hate women ResonX
<Shazb0t> ResonX, why does your art look like a bad 70s acid trip?
<Judge_Ivan> you have to accept you aren't in middle school anymore
<Judge_Bear> He's a man-boy.
<Judge_Ivan> thats a grown man
<Judge_Whin> Youre an adult resonx
<Judge-Candy> he's a manchild
<ResonX> Not really.
<Judge_Ivan> 18 is the legal age for an adult
<Bateman80486DX> You call others cunts and tell them to go get murdered while claiming the moral high ground ResonX.
<ResonX> I'm barely an adult.
Jesus. Not only is he picking fights with real live people, he has to get all that anger out on fucking blogware. Internal. Monologue. Everywhere. You know, Moley, you can just, you know, leave that fucking field empty. How about that! /drunkDrinking: STOP ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS EVERY TIME!!!!!
It's not him, it's every lolcow. Lolcows follow their own rules, it's ok for them to do something but not ok for others to do the same thing.I can't take him seriously when he calls something illegal. He follows any rule and law only as long as it benefits him. If it doesn't, he'll rant and rage and rally against it until bann happens again.
I'm sorry Gaben, who died and made you god?
I just wish I could use his words against him.It's not him, it's every lolcow. Lolcows follow their own rules, it's ok for them to do something but not ok for others to do the same thing.
Chris can make a parody.
Pixy can call your cosplay pathetic.
Jace can call you gay.
Moleman can call you evil or troll.